Simone
@simoneb.bsky.social
Infra nerd working with the Microsoft Stack, Terraform, DevOps & Cloud. Newbie product owner, lover of dank memes. Poster of tech content mostly. I make lots of typos.
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Simone
@simoneb.bsky.social
· May 2
Yo tech folk, pls reply here with your best starter packs so @adam-stephensen.bsky.social can follow them 🙌
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caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
I would pay cash money to use an app right now that didn't pop a bunch of crap over the top of what I'm trying to use. DO YOU WANT AI, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THIS PASSWORD, DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PASSKEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOPIFY THIS TEXT. No . Let me click the button dang it!
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I would pay cash money to use an app right now that didn't pop a bunch of crap over the top of what I'm trying to use. DO YOU WANT AI, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THIS PASSWORD, DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PASSKEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOPIFY THIS TEXT. No . Let me click the button dang it!
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So what does the assessment do?
It's a PowerShell module that performs an INTENSIVE analysis of your tenant and provides guidance on how to remediate and secure your tenant.
It's a PowerShell module that performs an INTENSIVE analysis of your tenant and provides guidance on how to remediate and secure your tenant.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So what does the assessment do?
It's a PowerShell module that performs an INTENSIVE analysis of your tenant and provides guidance on how to remediate and secure your tenant.
It's a PowerShell module that performs an INTENSIVE analysis of your tenant and provides guidance on how to remediate and secure your tenant.
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👋 Folks, I'm super excited to announce the launch of the Microsoft Zero Trust Assessment!
I've been working on this project for the past year at Microsoft with an extended team including our security researchers, product feature teams and docs
Here's what it does
I've been working on this project for the past year at Microsoft with an extended team including our security researchers, product feature teams and docs
Here's what it does
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
👋 Folks, I'm super excited to announce the launch of the Microsoft Zero Trust Assessment!
I've been working on this project for the past year at Microsoft with an extended team including our security researchers, product feature teams and docs
Here's what it does
I've been working on this project for the past year at Microsoft with an extended team including our security researchers, product feature teams and docs
Here's what it does
Some cute Microsoft Teams backgrounds for the holiday season
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some cute Microsoft Teams backgrounds for the holiday season
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November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
the angry bird needs to be copilot being rammed into everything and desperate sales popups in my corporate tools where it feels totally inappropriate.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
the angry bird needs to be copilot being rammed into everything and desperate sales popups in my corporate tools where it feels totally inappropriate.
I'e only got 2 days left to find hard pants that fit, scour the internet for the best tech memes, figure out the talks I can't miss and high tail it to Adelaide so i can present at @dddadelaide.bsky.social .
⏰ Ticket sales close Friday 5:15 PM
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🎟️ Less than 10 Tickets left!!
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November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'e only got 2 days left to find hard pants that fit, scour the internet for the best tech memes, figure out the talks I can't miss and high tail it to Adelaide so i can present at @dddadelaide.bsky.social .
⏰ Ticket sales close Friday 5:15 PM
🎟️ Less than 10 Tickets left!!
👉 lnkd.in/f6V-eVv
⏰ Ticket sales close Friday 5:15 PM
🎟️ Less than 10 Tickets left!!
👉 lnkd.in/f6V-eVv
Blindly reposting this for the opinions of anyone who has looked at the new features and has opinions.
Windows Admin Center: Virtualization Mode (vMode)
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Windows Admin Center: Virtualization Mode (vMode)
lnkd.in/gKKjEaGn
LinkedIn
This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
lnkd.in
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Blindly reposting this for the opinions of anyone who has looked at the new features and has opinions.
Windows Admin Center: Virtualization Mode (vMode)
lnkd.in/gKKjEaGn
Windows Admin Center: Virtualization Mode (vMode)
lnkd.in/gKKjEaGn
Register for the Azure Verified Modules - External Community Call - 3rd December 2025 here :
msit.events.teams.microsoft.com/event/bce7d6...
msit.events.teams.microsoft.com/event/bce7d6...
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Register for the Azure Verified Modules - External Community Call - 3rd December 2025 here :
msit.events.teams.microsoft.com/event/bce7d6...
msit.events.teams.microsoft.com/event/bce7d6...
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i believe very strongly that blaming users for security failures is an ineffective approach to securing things, and I thought that this was where we were headed as an industry too. guess we're just going to throw all that out the window now though?
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i believe very strongly that blaming users for security failures is an ineffective approach to securing things, and I thought that this was where we were headed as an industry too. guess we're just going to throw all that out the window now though?
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DoorDash has disclosed a data breach that hit the food delivery platform this October. Beginning yesterday evening, DoorDash, which serves millions of customers across the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, started emailing those impacted by the newly disclosed security incident.
DoorDash hit by yet another data breach this October
DoorDash has disclosed a data breach that hit the food delivery platform this October. Beginning yesterday evening, DoorDash, which serves millions of customers across the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, started emailing those impacted by the newly disclosed security incident.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
DoorDash has disclosed a data breach that hit the food delivery platform this October. Beginning yesterday evening, DoorDash, which serves millions of customers across the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, started emailing those impacted by the newly disclosed security incident.
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I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
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