oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

The Google suggested "related article" is killing me. 🤣

I don't care what others say, the "most wonderful time of the year" is when I can get this tree out of my house. Happy Floor Space Reclamation Day to all who celebrate.

Merry Christmas! 🎄 If you’re visiting family today, remember to turn off motion smoothing on their TV 👍

My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.

The more I think about it the less I enjoy living under a federal occupation that is designed to instigate a race war.

"The federal agencies that survived Elon Musk’s wrecking ball are now captured by the echo chamber of his social media platform, with cabinet secretaries staring furiously into a digital funhouse mirror to divine the will of the most internet-addled members of the MAGA base." — @lizdye.bsky.social

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

I don't know if there's anything I've ever wanted less

Going into this weekend feeling a lot of dread. Just like BLM, expecting right wing pundits and our orange overlord declaring No Kings a "terrorist" movement.
New levels of insanity incoming and I'm not sure how much more my brain can handle.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Can anyone at GE confirm that those extra bulbs included with strings of Xmas lights are just there to taunt us?

Just...perfect 🤣

5 interceptions??? Come on, Detroit Lions. I was counting on you to help me go into this week with a positive vibe.

I wrote a dumb thing about the election. You know, the one from this week. You remember it, I’m sure.

www.bridgemi.com/michigan-gov...