Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

If you find yourself in the presence of a Democratic politician at some point in the next 2 days could you do me a favour & ask them "What the actual fuck do you all think you're doing, and when are you going to actually try to stop the onrushing tide of white supremacist fascism?"

much appreciated

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I’m unfollowing all Twitch streamers that employ a marketing agency. Streaming wasn’t meant to be run by corporations. That’s why they named it “YOU” Tube.

Stop making up stories about overcoming oppression. They're obviously fake. Your dog didn't piss on the father of your child's bully.

Bye Twitter. You were cool once.

My front door is 46 years old today. It lets the cold air out, doesn't really lock that well, and sounds like the intro to A Current Affair when I shut it.

Nazis are perfectly ok on Twitter, but tell a guy to stop sucking Trump's asshole and they lock your account.

I gotta say. After a day using this app, I can say it runs better, and provides a better experience than Twitter does. #Bluesky

Satan was my first follower. This site rules!

Always remember to look out for number one, and don’t step in number two. - Rodney Dangerfield.