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War in Iran is just distraction from the piss tapes
June 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
War in Iran is just distraction from the piss tapes
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Really seems like maybe we should have arrested and prosecuted the elected officials who tried to overthrow the country the day it happened on live TV, but instead Biden and the dems did absolutely fucking nothing and continued to keep trying to play nice with fascists.
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Really seems like maybe we should have arrested and prosecuted the elected officials who tried to overthrow the country the day it happened on live TV, but instead Biden and the dems did absolutely fucking nothing and continued to keep trying to play nice with fascists.
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sir, is this an arby's?
yes sir, this is an arby's
but what is it to be an arby's?
(yells to back) Pickup order for Socrates!
why is it called pickup and not hand-over?
Great stuff. Horsey sauce in the bag?
Is there? Let's ask my pal Schroedinger
Fuck you I didn't drop out for this
yes sir, this is an arby's
but what is it to be an arby's?
(yells to back) Pickup order for Socrates!
why is it called pickup and not hand-over?
Great stuff. Horsey sauce in the bag?
Is there? Let's ask my pal Schroedinger
Fuck you I didn't drop out for this
February 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sir, is this an arby's?
yes sir, this is an arby's
but what is it to be an arby's?
(yells to back) Pickup order for Socrates!
why is it called pickup and not hand-over?
Great stuff. Horsey sauce in the bag?
Is there? Let's ask my pal Schroedinger
Fuck you I didn't drop out for this
yes sir, this is an arby's
but what is it to be an arby's?
(yells to back) Pickup order for Socrates!
why is it called pickup and not hand-over?
Great stuff. Horsey sauce in the bag?
Is there? Let's ask my pal Schroedinger
Fuck you I didn't drop out for this
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me trying to keep up at an adult dinner party where they don't know I'm mentally eleven:
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
me trying to keep up at an adult dinner party where they don't know I'm mentally eleven:
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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fuck us up Canada
Freeland: Our retaliation is going to be a lot more surgical than that. We are going to go after American stakeholders who matter to The White House. I have proposed a 100% tariff on all Teslas. I am calling on all the countries that are affected by this tariff to join us
February 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
fuck us up Canada
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girl are you Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs, because your bottom looks like food, warmth and a safe place to rest
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
girl are you Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs, because your bottom looks like food, warmth and a safe place to rest