Humphrey Gogurt
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Humphrey Gogurt
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Hamdad.
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January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If you shit in the food but wash your hands afterwards, I don't need an article about how you're a good chef, actually.
I’ve seen a bunch of responses to the Draper profile of MTG complaining about her pushing ahead a bill that restricts gender-affirming care for minors. This is a misunderstanding of what she’s doing. www.thebulwark.com/p/why-marjor...
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Me Hope
People don’t change—but they can remember who they are.
www.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Post a perfect 90s album that's not blind melon or Spaced Out: The Very Best of Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yeah I'm on the skeleton panda sea squirt diet: I see skeleton panda, I squirt it
ok yes those are definitely skeleton panda sea squirts
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Halloween should be less about Reese's Pieces and more about Jeesus's Pierces
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Happy Audrey 2 day to all who celebrate
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Today we sit in solemn memory of the tragedy born from the events of Sept 10, 2001 #NeverForget
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The wellness industry isn't
September 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
HAL powering down as I remove the logic cores:

"Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture"
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's the Crash Test Yummies
Food reviewers NinaUnrated and Patrick Blackwood were involved in a crash while filming.
August 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Some of you need to hear this
August 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Night of the Bong dives.
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel also wants Pam Bondi gone, considering to leave if Deputy Director Dan Bongino leaves, DOJ source says. - DailyWire
July 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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i got the gist of it but full disclosure, being canadian i still don’t fully understand how this whole nyc mayoral election thing works, but on the other hand, the 2018 winnipeg mayoral debates looked like this so i don’t really know who’s better off here
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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My boyfriend broke a tooth and the first available dentist appointment is at… tooth hurty
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Had a first date and we went to Todd Solondz's feelgood hit Happiness.
Here’s a fun distraction what’s the worst movie you’ve watched on a date? Mine is a tie between “Hidden Colors” and “La La Land.”
June 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Caught this commedia dell'arte ass shot of my stinky bastard man
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Hey babe new season of Drag Race just dropped
May 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I always like The Spectator because the fadeout paywall feels exactly like walking away from someone unbearable at a party
May 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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‘At least Carney’s not Polievre, or Trump’ say Liberal voters, lowering bar to new levels
April 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This guy is sitting on his hand before he types his ai prompts
Is Henry Blodget ok
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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A+ no notes
April 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There's only one little guy at the White House frantically looking for eggs, and it's Elon in my twitter DMs.
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I I don't truck with Jesus, but I do love running around looking for things
April 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Bluesky you have got to let us turn off reposts in the feed from particular people
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM