Skeleton House
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Buy a shirt with my face on to rep the podcast!

Or, more importantly, buy a shirt with my face on it if you don't listen to the podcast at all but think it would be a funny bit to have a shirt with a random internet guy's face on it

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skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Fuckin' pissed my date of birth landed me directly inbetween the 'socially acceptable to have a mustache' age brackets
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skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
I can tell I've become an Ascended Gamer because I'm currently playing a game with analog movement and yearning for tank controls

Related, Fatal Frame 1 great game
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
I could use $60 to almost buy 2 months of Game Pass, or I could use it to buy a Maybe Working Atari 2600 and Combat cart

I think you know the path that reality lies beyond
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Telling my innermost secrets to the snake trio and 30 seconds later having them sneeze directly in my face
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Damn Microsoft really just wants to get out of this 'video games' thing huh
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Turns out I already own a Gamecube controller adapter and some third party GCN controller with the absolute best calibrated analog stick I've ever seen, we stay winning
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Coming to the realization that I really should get a Gamecube controller adapter too 😔

Analog triggers and weird-ass Fisher Price layout I love you
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Got a Wiimote adapter, my trusty 8bitdo Saturn controller, and an N64 -> USB converter on the way. My quest to obtain All the Controllers That Are Kinda Fucked Up and Feel Weird to Emulate on an Xbox Pad is now complete.

Although now my desk is a fucking disaster
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
im thinking...

midsommar
american psycho
star wars the force awakens
fight club
avengers end game
....
end of list?
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
I don't think this is the funniest possible 'exhaustive list of games that are art,' but it is very close.
tiredgenerally.bsky.social
im thinking…

disco elysium
half life 2
bioshock
fallout nv
rdr2
….
end of list?
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Kinda feels performative when I'm like 'alright, not gonna buy anything from that gigantic publisher anymore,' but my gaming diet is already 49.5% emulated 30-year old games that never made it out of Japan and 49.5% indies made by one guy in an RV in the Nevada desert
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Yo it even got the psychoanalyzer
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Third-person cinematic action game where you play a white human being slowly shimmying along a ledge before shooting something with a bow and arrow enjoyers boutta pop the frick off
wario64.bsky.social
Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair x PlayStation collaboration coming October 27 blog.playstation.com/2025/09/26/f...
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
Every time I see this youtuber in the wild I think about the lore of how he was an Intellivision Amico kool-aid salesman before pivoting to the right-wing culture warrior grift, and I think that's a hilarious pipeline
lordaslan.bsky.social
Nintendo is now run by a GIRL
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
We as a society need to invent a new hawk tuah-esque meme, where it has the ironic superposition of becoming more funny the less funny it becomes
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murmurlilies.bsky.social
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
If a game has the Destiny 'use the analog stick to slowly move a cursor around a UI full of boxes' it immediately drops a full letter grade.
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lokathor.bsky.social
My new Zelda Timeline theory is that Link was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
You know what, fuck you

*uncompiles your shaders*
skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social
If dead racist podcasters get a national holiday, non-dead non-racist podcasters should also get one. Maybe like December 23rd, just get a whole fuckin' sick week going.