Cranberry Kelley
@skelleyton.bsky.social
Local spinfluencer 🎡🧶 - they/them
Find me @dyemadyarns.bsky.social if you must
south side of Columbus 🚲
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Find me @dyemadyarns.bsky.social if you must
south side of Columbus 🚲
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“Mom, why didn’t you fold my socks?”
Because I didn’t want to
“Ah ok that makes sense”
And you know how to fold socks
“I gotcha… I gotcha”
Because I didn’t want to
“Ah ok that makes sense”
And you know how to fold socks
“I gotcha… I gotcha”
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Mom, why didn’t you fold my socks?”
Because I didn’t want to
“Ah ok that makes sense”
And you know how to fold socks
“I gotcha… I gotcha”
Because I didn’t want to
“Ah ok that makes sense”
And you know how to fold socks
“I gotcha… I gotcha”
teal is a recession indicator
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
teal is a recession indicator
bsky wrapped 2025 🧶🧦
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
bsky wrapped 2025 🧶🧦
I think it might be physically impossible to have everything you need for thanksgiving before thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think it might be physically impossible to have everything you need for thanksgiving before thanksgiving
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Frikkin amazing stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Frikkin amazing stuff.
the first thing I heard this morning, before the sun had even risen, was my 8 year old walking into my bedroom and whispering, “6-7”
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the first thing I heard this morning, before the sun had even risen, was my 8 year old walking into my bedroom and whispering, “6-7”
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Fuck man I’m going to jail because I picked up a booklet about caveman dentistry from a guy who said his name was funion and had a stick n poke of homer simpson as gg allin on his face like 15 years ago
"The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine" @theintercept.com - The Anarchist Library is linked in the article
read here:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
read here:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine
Daniel Sanchez is facing federal charges for what free speech advocates say is a clear attack on the First Amendment.
theintercept.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck man I’m going to jail because I picked up a booklet about caveman dentistry from a guy who said his name was funion and had a stick n poke of homer simpson as gg allin on his face like 15 years ago
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🚨PEPPERMINT STICK CREAM ALERT🚨
TIS THE SEASON!!🍦
TIS THE SEASON!!🍦
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🚨PEPPERMINT STICK CREAM ALERT🚨
TIS THE SEASON!!🍦
TIS THE SEASON!!🍦
I have jarred vinegar, canned my curd from last night, started some kombucha, made/canned jam, washed and folded all the laundry, and managed to squeeze in knitting and grocery shopping ૮( •̀ Ⱉ •́ )ა I’M UNSTOPPABLE RAAAAA
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I have jarred vinegar, canned my curd from last night, started some kombucha, made/canned jam, washed and folded all the laundry, and managed to squeeze in knitting and grocery shopping ૮( •̀ Ⱉ •́ )ა I’M UNSTOPPABLE RAAAAA
I’ll tell you one thing, the girls are crafting with a vengeance for Christmas this year
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ll tell you one thing, the girls are crafting with a vengeance for Christmas this year
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
at some point, I have to decide if showing my kid Monty Python is worth his vocal stim being “NI!” for several months
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
at some point, I have to decide if showing my kid Monty Python is worth his vocal stim being “NI!” for several months
Some of yall are doing tooo much at the rec & parks fitness centers
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some of yall are doing tooo much at the rec & parks fitness centers
what’s driving the trend of brisket as a breakfast meat
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
what’s driving the trend of brisket as a breakfast meat
Alex (to A): do you know what “the land down under” is?
A: umm heaven… or hell?
Alex: what? No! It’s Australia!
A: umm heaven… or hell?
Alex: what? No! It’s Australia!
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Alex (to A): do you know what “the land down under” is?
A: umm heaven… or hell?
Alex: what? No! It’s Australia!
A: umm heaven… or hell?
Alex: what? No! It’s Australia!
A high schooler emailed to interview me and ask me about my business/how much money we make in profit and I get to tell them that profit is just unpaid wages :)))))
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A high schooler emailed to interview me and ask me about my business/how much money we make in profit and I get to tell them that profit is just unpaid wages :)))))
Me: I follow this lady —
A: don’t follow anyone! You’ll follow them and they’ll make you do bad stuff!
Me: …I mean, I feel like the worst I’d do is make a bad recipe of hers, but I hear you
A: don’t follow anyone! You’ll follow them and they’ll make you do bad stuff!
Me: …I mean, I feel like the worst I’d do is make a bad recipe of hers, but I hear you
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me: I follow this lady —
A: don’t follow anyone! You’ll follow them and they’ll make you do bad stuff!
Me: …I mean, I feel like the worst I’d do is make a bad recipe of hers, but I hear you
A: don’t follow anyone! You’ll follow them and they’ll make you do bad stuff!
Me: …I mean, I feel like the worst I’d do is make a bad recipe of hers, but I hear you
Millennials are killing elevator music
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Millennials are killing elevator music
It’s important to me that you all know that citrus is a winter fruit!!! Peak season is December through March!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s important to me that you all know that citrus is a winter fruit!!! Peak season is December through March!!
voice actors are wild because what do you mean Johnny Bravo is also Choose Goose
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
voice actors are wild because what do you mean Johnny Bravo is also Choose Goose
Offering this as a workshop at Craft Raccoon for Columbus locals www.craftraccooncbus.com/store/p29/Sn...
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Offering this as a workshop at Craft Raccoon for Columbus locals www.craftraccooncbus.com/store/p29/Sn...
Finished weaving! :D
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finished weaving! :D
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We’re hosting @badasscrossstitch.bsky.social with Craft Raccoon & Queer Craft Society next Tuesday at @twodollarradiohq.bsky.social! Come craft with us and talk about what crafting, activism, and resisting the current regime looks like. 8pm!
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We’re hosting @badasscrossstitch.bsky.social with Craft Raccoon & Queer Craft Society next Tuesday at @twodollarradiohq.bsky.social! Come craft with us and talk about what crafting, activism, and resisting the current regime looks like. 8pm!