Kelley
@skelleyton.bsky.social
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aiming to be your local cryptid, but fairly easy to find knitting or dyeing at @dyemadyarns.bsky.social - they/them south side of Columbus 🚲 dyemadyarns.com
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skelleyton.bsky.social
my son asked me “why” about something in a tv show last night and I said, “capitalism” and he started booing me
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dyemadyarns.bsky.social
Our staffer Tobi has made a sock pattern to pair with our Halloween yarns!! You can check out the kits we made dyemadyarns.com/products/mon... #knitsky #yarn
A variegated dark knit sock on a white wooden with a red drippy cuff design. There are two other cuff designs in other sizes, one orange and black, the other neon green and purple. Our Halloween collection of yarns with twisted hanks in neon pink, bright orange, neon green, neon purple, black and a ghostly green. Product photos have Goosebumps books, netting, and Halloween candy.
skelleyton.bsky.social
“Can we get this one?” (Prada Luna Rossa Ocean EdT) ummm when you go through puberty, sure
skelleyton.bsky.social
Been getting into perfume recently and asked my kid on Monday if he wanted to go smell some with me and that is how he is wearing Gucci Flora Gorgeous Jasmine to school today, I guess
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coolbikeart1.bsky.social
Cygnet ladies pneumatic safety bicycle
ca. 1898
Stoddard Manufacturing Company, Dayton, Ohio
Photo of an antique bicycle with a curvaceous frame.
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bookshop.org
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
skelleyton.bsky.social
what if the main priority of the world was to take care of everyone instead of making a few people more money
skelleyton.bsky.social
you ever been in a hyperfocus so bad you’re concerned you might accidentally make it a job (again)(this is not a cute or quirky post, this is a curse)
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coolbikeart1.bsky.social
Former U.S. president Jimmy Carter riding his custom-made Rivendell bicycle

#BicycleBirthday
October 1 (1924-1024)
Photo of a man wearing a jacket and jeans riding a bicycle.
skelleyton.bsky.social
Halloweeeeeeem socks #knitsky🧶
A hand knit sock in progress in black and white. Colorwork motif around the ankle include three bats and a curved moon. Background includes a bookshelf and a cherry wood saxony style spinning wheel.
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measuredandslow.bsky.social
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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jessiegender.bsky.social
It is so damn obvious the trans sports issue is a drummed up nonsense moral panic masquerading as “common sense” - but if you look deeper for two seconds you see how the whole point of sex segregated sports is to defund women athletics & to build and propagandize the western idea of women as weak.
skelleyton.bsky.social
you know those cartoons that make kids think certain foods are gross?? Does not seem to work on mine because his latest pizza was

-bacon
-feta cheese
-anchovies
-black olives

????????
skelleyton.bsky.social
these last two weeks have rocketed me back in 2012-2015 in the weirdest ways
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
skelleyton.bsky.social
I woke up with well deserved heartburn, tbh
skelleyton.bsky.social
you can go to hell, I will go to Waffle House
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dyemadyarns.bsky.social
You know what’s a good way to take a break from the internet? Your local stitch night. We do ours every Wednesday, 5-7pm.
A collection of people sitting, knitting and crocheting. The room is painted a light purple and there are flowers on the right side of the frame. Everyone is wearing masks.
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atherton.bsky.social
designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself
skelleyton.bsky.social
you can go to hell, I will go to Waffle House
skelleyton.bsky.social
the month you turn 35 is the month you’ve been alive for 420 months 🥳
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markpopham.bsky.social
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
vinguptamd.bsky.social
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.

Speaks for itself.
skelleyton.bsky.social
It’s my birthday! I have now reached the age people have assumed I was since middle school
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Cat puts his paw in my face and then gets mad at me when I try to bite it, very rude of him tbh