Sketch
@sketchni.uk
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They/Them
Northern Ireland
Gamer
Aspiring Author
Programmer
Charm of something between a Hedgehog and Porcupine
They/Them
Northern Ireland
Gamer
Aspiring Author
Programmer
Charm of something between a Hedgehog and Porcupine
Pinned
Sketch
@sketchni.uk
· Nov 12
"We take for granted that we know the whole story
We judge a book by it's cover and read what we want
Between selected lines"
- Axl Rose.
We judge a book by it's cover and read what we want
Between selected lines"
- Axl Rose.
I need a new chair. This one is all bent forwards and its uncomfortable af to sit on because the fake leather is all cracked and cuts into my legs
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I need a new chair. This one is all bent forwards and its uncomfortable af to sit on because the fake leather is all cracked and cuts into my legs
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
So if you eat 1.5L of ice cream while lactose intolerant, it takes 3 days to poison the atmosphere
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
So if you eat 1.5L of ice cream while lactose intolerant, it takes 3 days to poison the atmosphere
Can we impose sanctions on the US please?
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Can we impose sanctions on the US please?
For sale:
Gigabyte RTX 3070Ti 8GB - £350
CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 32GB (2x16GB) - £100
Gigabyte RTX 3070Ti 8GB - £350
CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 32GB (2x16GB) - £100
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
For sale:
Gigabyte RTX 3070Ti 8GB - £350
CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 32GB (2x16GB) - £100
Gigabyte RTX 3070Ti 8GB - £350
CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 32GB (2x16GB) - £100
I am lactose intolerant and just ate a litre and a half of ice cream for dinner.
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I am lactose intolerant and just ate a litre and a half of ice cream for dinner.
Village: Skylines
Slightly diminish a game
Deltascratch
Deltascratch
Slightly diminish a game
Mid Mario World
Mid Mario World
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Village: Skylines
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This is your sign to stop using Twitter now
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is your sign to stop using Twitter now
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If we exchange kisses as a show of affection, why do we not pit our buttholes up to someone elses and fart into their butthole to show hate?
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If we exchange kisses as a show of affection, why do we not pit our buttholes up to someone elses and fart into their butthole to show hate?
Is a poo at christmas a Yule Log?
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is a poo at christmas a Yule Log?
Had a lovely day and a nap. However, I am coming down with a cold or something :(
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Had a lovely day and a nap. However, I am coming down with a cold or something :(
It should be legal to drone strike the homes of email scammers and spammers.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It should be legal to drone strike the homes of email scammers and spammers.
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Unexpected new color from Pantone.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Unexpected new color from Pantone.
Went to see Avatar: Fire and Ash in 3D tonight. Very fucking spectacular. 8/10
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Went to see Avatar: Fire and Ash in 3D tonight. Very fucking spectacular. 8/10
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user agents if they were good:
- Kagi Orion 1.0 (macOS Tahoe 26.1; ARM)
- Mozilla Firefox 146.0 (NixOS Xantusia 25.11; x64)
- Google Chrome 142.0.7444.243 (FreeBSD 15.0; i686)
not whatever this is:
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/134.0 Safari/537.3
- Kagi Orion 1.0 (macOS Tahoe 26.1; ARM)
- Mozilla Firefox 146.0 (NixOS Xantusia 25.11; x64)
- Google Chrome 142.0.7444.243 (FreeBSD 15.0; i686)
not whatever this is:
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/134.0 Safari/537.3
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
user agents if they were good:
- Kagi Orion 1.0 (macOS Tahoe 26.1; ARM)
- Mozilla Firefox 146.0 (NixOS Xantusia 25.11; x64)
- Google Chrome 142.0.7444.243 (FreeBSD 15.0; i686)
not whatever this is:
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/134.0 Safari/537.3
- Kagi Orion 1.0 (macOS Tahoe 26.1; ARM)
- Mozilla Firefox 146.0 (NixOS Xantusia 25.11; x64)
- Google Chrome 142.0.7444.243 (FreeBSD 15.0; i686)
not whatever this is:
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/134.0 Safari/537.3
End of an era
I guess this time the game really does stop, when the stream ends.
All good things must come to an end
On Thursday 18th December 2025, I will be going live on Twitch for the last time. I guess this time the game really does stop, when the stream ends.
whitep4nth3r.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
End of an era
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
Rust really turns your PC into a space heater when compiling. Damn. Feels like summer
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Rust really turns your PC into a space heater when compiling. Damn. Feels like summer
@profanity.accountant i'm innocent and have n ever swore in my life
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@profanity.accountant i'm innocent and have n ever swore in my life