Danny
@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
Early twitter exile.
Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU.
Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.
Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU.
Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.
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Suspect Trump will go from "I'm the fittest President ever' to 'I'm too infirm to stand trial' without missing a beat.
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Suspect Trump will go from "I'm the fittest President ever' to 'I'm too infirm to stand trial' without missing a beat.
Good morning from Malta Archery.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Good morning from Malta Archery.
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You're going to laugh when I say I'm starting to take notes for a post on "what to expect from the JD Vance presidency" so that I can roll it out immediately when it's needed, and then you're going to think about it and you're going to stop laughing.
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You're going to laugh when I say I'm starting to take notes for a post on "what to expect from the JD Vance presidency" so that I can roll it out immediately when it's needed, and then you're going to think about it and you're going to stop laughing.
Christmas joke.
Always be absolutely clear when you ask your local carpenter for a stool sample.
Always be absolutely clear when you ask your local carpenter for a stool sample.
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Christmas joke.
Always be absolutely clear when you ask your local carpenter for a stool sample.
Always be absolutely clear when you ask your local carpenter for a stool sample.
With the imminent release of the Epstein files, we will find out exactly who was in the NY Pedo Choir that the Pogues sang about in the Fairytale of New York.
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
With the imminent release of the Epstein files, we will find out exactly who was in the NY Pedo Choir that the Pogues sang about in the Fairytale of New York.
Christmas joke:
My local German baker has just been arrested for handling Stollen goods.
My local German baker has just been arrested for handling Stollen goods.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Christmas joke:
My local German baker has just been arrested for handling Stollen goods.
My local German baker has just been arrested for handling Stollen goods.
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So, war with Venezuela two days before the Epstein files are released?
Sound about right.
Sound about right.
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, war with Venezuela two days before the Epstein files are released?
Sound about right.
Sound about right.
This is how you do it #bbc
The Pulitzer Prize Board has demanded King Donald the Mad's tax returns, financial records and medical/psychological/prescription records in their defence against his 2022 defamation suit.
Donnie sued after Pulitzer awarded stories on Russia & Trump’s 2016 campaign "damaged his reputation".
Oops!
Donnie sued after Pulitzer awarded stories on Russia & Trump’s 2016 campaign "damaged his reputation".
Oops!
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is how you do it #bbc
Christmas cracker joke:
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A BaBOOM!
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A BaBOOM!
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Christmas cracker joke:
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A BaBOOM!
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A BaBOOM!
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Some nice mushrooms on my archery range at the moment.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some nice mushrooms on my archery range at the moment.
Some nice mushrooms on my archery range this morning.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Some nice mushrooms on my archery range this morning.
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Errr... Would this not include someone who has Nigerian citizenship through her parents, and who has admitted to hacking Harriet Harman's website, a crime which at the time carried a maximum sentence of five years?
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Errr... Would this not include someone who has Nigerian citizenship through her parents, and who has admitted to hacking Harriet Harman's website, a crime which at the time carried a maximum sentence of five years?
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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
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Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts"
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts"
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk