Skol Squatch
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Skol Squatch
@skolsquatch.bsky.social
CJ Ham enthusiast
Seems like sending him out there before he got the fundamentals down was a bad idea
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Caleb Downs is gonna look great as a Viking
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The Vikings' 2025 season feels summarized by the first takeaway in 14 quarters being followed up by the undrafted rookie quarterback being asked to roll out on 4th and 1 and underhand tossing a pick six from 85 yards out.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is it time for Pam Oliver to hang em up? She sounds like she gets numbed up for dental work right before every game
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Vikings have had two chances to convert on short yardage situations today.

3rd and 3 on the first drive: Will Fries gets turnstiled for a 9 yard sack

4th and 1 on the Seattle 4 yard line: One of the dumbest pick sixes you will ever see

YOUR QB IS A ROOKIE UDFA JUST RUN THE FUCKING BALL
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Max Brosmer is going to get a touchdown and do the row the boat celebration and then the state of Minnesota is going to implode
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
JJ McCarthy and Christian Darrisaw pulling a Xavier Rhodes.

Respect.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Thinking I should repost all of my scouting reports for the 2024 QBs on here.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Should I watch Max Brosmer college film for no particular reason
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If he gets fired he’s probably going back to the 49ers, but I would love it if the Vikings made him their OC instead of Phillips. Dude is hilarious.
Mike McDaniel snuck into the second row of the press conference room at the Bernabéu and managed to get in the final question to Dolphins RB Ollie Gordon II:

“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m sure the hand injury made it worse today, but JJ McCarthy has been inaccurate all season. Starting to wonder if tinkering with his mechanics actually made him worse. Maybe with a full healthy offseason he can come back better next year. But if something doesn’t change this season is over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Might be that time again
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dbacks position player group toward the end of 2026 could look like below. This would be the fastest lineup in baseball. Would be cool if Lawlar can stick in CF.

C - Moreno
1B - Smith/Locklear (Goldy 🥹)
2B - Marte
SS - Perdomo
3B - Blaze/Tommy Troy
LF - Kristian Robinson
CF - Lawlar
RF - Carroll
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me after watching the Vikings play football.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just finished watching the Vikings game. Can’t play that bad and expect to beat anybody, let alone the Ravens.

How many false starts does it take before you just stop trying the hard count? My lord.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Jesus the national media coverage of JJ McCarthy is so braindead.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Obsessing over deservingness instead of caring about need is a quick way to empty the soul.
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Forest service government website notification
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This game needs a pitcher playing in the field
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nobody has ever cooked harder than when Greg Olsen said “JUST THROW THE BALL TO CJ HAM!”
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This Carson Wentz thing has gotta stop
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I wish I didn’t hate the dodgers so much. Six scoreless innings and three homers in one game is fucking insane.
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Going back and watching Max Brosmer preseason highlights just to feel something
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I love the way Baker Mayfield plays.
LOL. Baker Mayfield. Come on! 😂
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM