How it started / How it’s going

Shohei Ohtani is en route to Toronto

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

The Titans made a genuine funny. An incredible achievement on their end

When you’re born, you look like your parents. When you’re old, you look like your choices.

Let's see what this would look like with both...

Okay okay new plan: Slot machines at the hospital.

The key to global trade negotiations is to first throw your own economy into a recession. You always want to fight from a position of weakness. That’s just the art of the deal. Everyone gets this.

hey what’s up everybody, happy saturday. just wanted to jump on here for a minute so I could stifle free speech and silence the opinions of others

All you need to know about Twitter

just how super is a supermodel

@jonbois.bsky.social is this peak Bobs?