Slec
@slec.bsky.social
College Football, music, books, whiskey. A girl once doubled over laughing at me when I asked her out, you can’t hurt me.
Many things DMV, SC, RI related.
Many things DMV, SC, RI related.
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WTF?
Only a very specific baking audience is going to care about this but apparently the company that makes Silpat has abruptly shut down. I’m personally buying up ones I can find from secondary retailers cause these things are irreplaceable. I’m bummed.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
WTF?
January 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Remember Steve Deberg playing with the pins in his finger?
I haven’t thought of this in 20+ years
I haven’t thought of this in 20+ years
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Remember Steve Deberg playing with the pins in his finger?
I haven’t thought of this in 20+ years
I haven’t thought of this in 20+ years
Just told my kids:
You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke.
Never stop teaching/learning
You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke.
Never stop teaching/learning
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Just told my kids:
You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke.
Never stop teaching/learning
You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke.
Never stop teaching/learning
Wait….are the Panthers the NFL’s South Carolina Gamecocks?
NEVER
PICK
PANTHERS
GAMES
PICK
PANTHERS
GAMES
Yanno… @minakimes.bsky.social has been telling us all year not to pick Panthers games.
She was absolutely correct. They are chaos incarnate.
She was absolutely correct. They are chaos incarnate.
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Wait….are the Panthers the NFL’s South Carolina Gamecocks?
Hmm, it’s 45 out. How long can i sit out in the garage before i’m willing to hear the word ‘bro’ again?
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hmm, it’s 45 out. How long can i sit out in the garage before i’m willing to hear the word ‘bro’ again?
House full of middle schoolers. No doubt that adolescence is here.
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
House full of middle schoolers. No doubt that adolescence is here.
Cignetti looks like his should be walking around with his hand like this
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Cignetti looks like his should be walking around with his hand like this
Same but dog, and instead of 3 feet in the air, she looked at me expectantly to see if I wanted to play before groaning and putting her head back down.
Yelled so loud I scared the cat 3 feet into the air
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Same but dog, and instead of 3 feet in the air, she looked at me expectantly to see if I wanted to play before groaning and putting her head back down.
Can you imagine if the 6th best team in the ACC wins the Championship?
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Can you imagine if the 6th best team in the ACC wins the Championship?
Sms texting from a flip phone
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Sms texting from a flip phone
Why does it now take 2-3 weeks to get prescription glasses.
Used to be you could go to lens crafters at the mall, get sorted, hit up Waxie Maxie’s (later Sam Goodie), grab a bite, then pick up your new specs
We used to be a proper country
Used to be you could go to lens crafters at the mall, get sorted, hit up Waxie Maxie’s (later Sam Goodie), grab a bite, then pick up your new specs
We used to be a proper country
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Why does it now take 2-3 weeks to get prescription glasses.
Used to be you could go to lens crafters at the mall, get sorted, hit up Waxie Maxie’s (later Sam Goodie), grab a bite, then pick up your new specs
We used to be a proper country
Used to be you could go to lens crafters at the mall, get sorted, hit up Waxie Maxie’s (later Sam Goodie), grab a bite, then pick up your new specs
We used to be a proper country
This is correct. This is also a dog
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is correct. This is also a dog
I think this is 98% correct. Certain things can be ruined via mixing when better and less expensive alternatives exist. Think - 25-year old scotch and coke, instead of makers/jack etc. i guess that makes it more a cost/benefit equation than anything.
Ice in your whiskey? Fine
Water? Fine
Enjoy
Ice in your whiskey? Fine
Water? Fine
Enjoy
i am opposed to black coffee on principle bc i am opposed to people who tell you to drink or eat something a certain way bc "that's how it's supposed to be." you don't get brownie points from the universe for drinking whiskey neat instead of a jack and coke. but at least i can Tolerate it like this
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I think this is 98% correct. Certain things can be ruined via mixing when better and less expensive alternatives exist. Think - 25-year old scotch and coke, instead of makers/jack etc. i guess that makes it more a cost/benefit equation than anything.
Ice in your whiskey? Fine
Water? Fine
Enjoy
Ice in your whiskey? Fine
Water? Fine
Enjoy
Man, a beer is $8. Cocktails are $12-16. It’s simple economics
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man, a beer is $8. Cocktails are $12-16. It’s simple economics
This was the greatest winter of my life. We shoveled snow for ski money, had movie marathons, got up to plenty of snowy shenanigans, and basically missed a month of school.
I was the perfect age for real fun and stupid fun with minimal responsibilities
I was the perfect age for real fun and stupid fun with minimal responsibilities
❄️ The Blizzard of 1996 — began 30 years ago today ❄️
An unforgettable storm. 16-32" of snow buried the DC area as one of the most prolific snowstorms on record blasted from North Carolina to Massachusetts.
Read more: www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital...
An unforgettable storm. 16-32" of snow buried the DC area as one of the most prolific snowstorms on record blasted from North Carolina to Massachusetts.
Read more: www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital...
Remembering the Blizzard of 1996 that paralyzed Washington, D.C.
Up to two feet of snow fell over large parts of the D.C. region.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This was the greatest winter of my life. We shoveled snow for ski money, had movie marathons, got up to plenty of snowy shenanigans, and basically missed a month of school.
I was the perfect age for real fun and stupid fun with minimal responsibilities
I was the perfect age for real fun and stupid fun with minimal responsibilities
They run a little big but are amazing. Enjoy!
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
They run a little big but are amazing. Enjoy!
2 equally embarrassing options:
Tore bicep tendon in right arm pushing a bag under the seat in front of me on a plane (person in front had places school books there)
Tore bicep tendons in left arm tossing wet grass clippings with a shovel
Bonus: chef’s knife to the bone removing an avocado pit
Tore bicep tendon in right arm pushing a bag under the seat in front of me on a plane (person in front had places school books there)
Tore bicep tendons in left arm tossing wet grass clippings with a shovel
Bonus: chef’s knife to the bone removing an avocado pit
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
2 equally embarrassing options:
Tore bicep tendon in right arm pushing a bag under the seat in front of me on a plane (person in front had places school books there)
Tore bicep tendons in left arm tossing wet grass clippings with a shovel
Bonus: chef’s knife to the bone removing an avocado pit
Tore bicep tendon in right arm pushing a bag under the seat in front of me on a plane (person in front had places school books there)
Tore bicep tendons in left arm tossing wet grass clippings with a shovel
Bonus: chef’s knife to the bone removing an avocado pit
I saw this in our chips cabinet and thought:
Has Poison ever licensed Unskinny Bop for a commercial for this, which would be a home run, by the way.
Or has Bret Micheals always refused because he is under the mistaken impression that Unskinny Bop is ‘art’ and doesn’t want to ‘cheapen’ it?
Has Poison ever licensed Unskinny Bop for a commercial for this, which would be a home run, by the way.
Or has Bret Micheals always refused because he is under the mistaken impression that Unskinny Bop is ‘art’ and doesn’t want to ‘cheapen’ it?
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I saw this in our chips cabinet and thought:
Has Poison ever licensed Unskinny Bop for a commercial for this, which would be a home run, by the way.
Or has Bret Micheals always refused because he is under the mistaken impression that Unskinny Bop is ‘art’ and doesn’t want to ‘cheapen’ it?
Has Poison ever licensed Unskinny Bop for a commercial for this, which would be a home run, by the way.
Or has Bret Micheals always refused because he is under the mistaken impression that Unskinny Bop is ‘art’ and doesn’t want to ‘cheapen’ it?
39 and am freezing
Rut ro
Rut ro
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
39 and am freezing
Rut ro
Rut ro