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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 8h

Pee-wee German (Miller) *would* do nicely as Hiss.

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 1d

“I don’t know the numbers, but people come up and tell me that groceries are 200, 500, 1,000 percent cheaper than they were in January, and they have tears in their eyes.”

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 1d

If the next sports franchise in Portland isn’t the Portland Frogs, we’re missing a golden chance.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 1d

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 1d

The public supports the Portland Frog over Trump 73% to %19%, according to the Tadd Poll.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12d

Now I need a y-axis for ‘f*ck you’ to ‘f*ck me’.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12d

I think we should replace “how do you feel, on a scale of one to ten?” with "how do you feel, on a scale of ‘f*ck this’ to ‘f*ck that?’ “

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21d

Tunnel Seventeen wasn’t dug in a day, you know.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 29d

Kazoo, according to the Wikipedia.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 21

*busily redrawing borders with Sharpie*

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 14

I’m going to get mine because the new 5G chip will give me better WiFi.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 14

Simon.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 7

Unity reminds me that the relationship between Mel and Foot was pure.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 7

At least you got the ‘gifted kid’ phase, I went straight into burnout. ;)

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 4

if they had just raked all the leaves, the space laser would have had nothing to burn.

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 3

As Paul Simon said, who am I to blow against the wind?

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 3

“Putting my brain in a warm bath “, for God’s safe don’t give her ideas!! ;) gotta get a copy soon.

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 3

If someone tries to dictate your pronoun use, tell it it’s wrong.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 2

Remora says that it is parting ways with host shark because not enough chunks of dead fish are falling into its mouth lately.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 1

Rudy: I WAS JUST MAKING SURE THEIR WALLET WAS SAFE.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 1

I bet he still doesn’t pay any of Rudy’s legal bills.

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Sep 1

You can only blow so much smoke up someone’s a$$ before it ruptures.

sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Aug 31

Have the Magats started explaining $47’s hands and cankles as holy stigmata? I mean, if he’s God, it’s the natural conclusion.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Aug 27

I think it would be nice if Charlie Kirk got a stone as big as the one on Taylor Swift’s ring, except it’s from his kidney.

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sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · Aug 27

And PERSONALLY landed Starship 10 outside a McD.

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