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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3
Okay so I don’t know if this actually answers your question but I was thinking about cancelled! being showgirl singing to poet Taylor (someone tell me if that wasn’t TTPD era) and how they wore all that blatant Gucci & then in the theater release she wears the “Guccy” shirt, which is not a knockoff
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
Father Figure X the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
Stolen from threads- TTPD The Anthology has 31 songs, TLOAS has 12, so everyone has a birthday mashup. Mine is Cancelled X I Hate it Here (Taylor’s is TLOAS X I can do it with a broken heart)
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Father Figure X the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
Finally watching the Seth Meyers interview and this woman is so neurodivergent 😂
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Finally watching the Seth Meyers interview and this woman is so neurodivergent 😂
I forgot to circle back on this. Did we get anything new on Friday?
So does anyone think we’ll get any previously unseen footage from Fallon tonight?
I watched all the Taylor clips from the tonight show’s YouTube, but it sounds like not everything from those clips aired on tv
I watched all the Taylor clips from the tonight show’s YouTube, but it sounds like not everything from those clips aired on tv
October 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I forgot to circle back on this. Did we get anything new on Friday?
My meeting got rescheduled again so I was offline from 10-3 and am just now tapping back in
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My meeting got rescheduled again so I was offline from 10-3 and am just now tapping back in
My bestie—who’s a bilor and tayvis believer—and I broke up this year and I was sad in August when the TS12 announcement came and I couldn’t share that with her.
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My bestie—who’s a bilor and tayvis believer—and I broke up this year and I was sad in August when the TS12 announcement came and I couldn’t share that with her.
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new thing to live for just got announced heck yeahhhh jumping off a very tall something postponed
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
new thing to live for just got announced heck yeahhhh jumping off a very tall something postponed
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eras doc dropping 143 weeks after eras started, I love you too pookie
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
eras doc dropping 143 weeks after eras started, I love you too pookie
I got the gaylor zoomies on Monday morning, what a time to be alive
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I got the gaylor zoomies on Monday morning, what a time to be alive
Fuuuuuck really how am I supposed to go focus on work for the next 4 hours
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fuuuuuck really how am I supposed to go focus on work for the next 4 hours
Oooh so the 16 months mention is a year after the docuseries airs, right?
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oooh so the 16 months mention is a year after the docuseries airs, right?
Quick, any 47s coming up with this announcement?
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Quick, any 47s coming up with this announcement?
Taking this moment to give props to all you damn-smart Gaylors who’ve been talking about the mirror images, reversed colors, bookends, and performance art.
I’m more excited than ever to see what this woman has in store for us
I’m more excited than ever to see what this woman has in store for us
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Taking this moment to give props to all you damn-smart Gaylors who’ve been talking about the mirror images, reversed colors, bookends, and performance art.
I’m more excited than ever to see what this woman has in store for us
I’m more excited than ever to see what this woman has in store for us
I want to spend the next two hours rereading all the bookend stuff from the past two years but I have a work meeting 😩
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I want to spend the next two hours rereading all the bookend stuff from the past two years but I have a work meeting 😩
Getting a glimpse of 🚜 made it jump in a different way, I fear 😩
Getting a glimpse of Florence in the insta video made my heart jump ❤️
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Getting a glimpse of 🚜 made it jump in a different way, I fear 😩
Getting a glimpse of Florence in the insta video made my heart jump ❤️
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Getting a glimpse of Florence in the insta video made my heart jump ❤️
I forgot about the announcement, woke up and checked my phone RIGHT when y’all started saying it and got the swift alert announcement a minute later
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I forgot about the announcement, woke up and checked my phone RIGHT when y’all started saying it and got the swift alert announcement a minute later
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Im freaking out about close the book holy shit
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Im freaking out about close the book holy shit
Has anyone asked her about a tour for this album in any of the interviews?
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Has anyone asked her about a tour for this album in any of the interviews?