slight malfunction
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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.
His love was the key that opened my thighs and the crowd is king and all
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
His love was the key that opened my thighs and the crowd is king and all
I believe you but this is mine right now
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I believe you but this is mine right now
I should probably put this on my own page, but look! She’s mocking fakes!
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I should probably put this on my own page, but look! She’s mocking fakes!
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Someone shared this on here yesterday, and I learned some things.
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone shared this on here yesterday, and I learned some things.
Oh I think you’re right, thank you! The Bejeweled canvas had already caught my eye because it’s decidedly *not* bejeweled, so that’s even more notable then.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Oh I think you’re right, thank you! The Bejeweled canvas had already caught my eye because it’s decidedly *not* bejeweled, so that’s even more notable then.
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
I got this one too. And I started listening as soon as it was live
October 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I got this one too. And I started listening as soon as it was live
I’ve had this date in my phone calendar for over a year so watch it be nothing
October 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’ve had this date in my phone calendar for over a year so watch it be nothing
You’re not kidding. I saw this on threads Friday 😬
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You’re not kidding. I saw this on threads Friday 😬
Thinking about this peaches quote today
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thinking about this peaches quote today
Eh, I just saw this from an article someone else posted
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Eh, I just saw this from an article someone else posted
Forever trying to resist the urge to create more gaylors
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Forever trying to resist the urge to create more gaylors
My copy of Supernova arrived but the usps did NOT treat it with care 😭
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My copy of Supernova arrived but the usps did NOT treat it with care 😭
So i looked up “storm inside a teacup” and people also say “tempest in a teapot” which i thought was interesting given the Miranda vibes in the Ophelia video
October 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So i looked up “storm inside a teacup” and people also say “tempest in a teapot” which i thought was interesting given the Miranda vibes in the Ophelia video
Lol, I got you fam. But it’s not pretty 😂
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lol, I got you fam. But it’s not pretty 😂
Does anyone else get “Beauty School Dropout” vibes from this scene?
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Does anyone else get “Beauty School Dropout” vibes from this scene?
I got one of those DMs, fyi. I’m not opening or clicking anything!
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I got one of those DMs, fyi. I’m not opening or clicking anything!
Did any of y’all see this threads post where the shadow of the 100 looks like a 200?
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Did any of y’all see this threads post where the shadow of the 100 looks like a 200?
lol, even dollar tree is in on Easter egging the 2s for Taylor
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
lol, even dollar tree is in on Easter egging the 2s for Taylor