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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her.

ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
Of course changing them would be an option at home, but not out somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
They may have changed over the last 7-8 years but I bought some Thinx and while they didn’t leak, sometimes they felt soggy, like after going pee and pulling them back up I’d always notice they didn’t feel dry, and blotting them didn’t help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I did this the day after showgirl came out! I was nervous to go alone and I didn’t make any new friends, but I had a great time! Glad you enjoyed yourself!
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’ve just added this and I may never use it but either way i think it’s amazing and thank you for sharing it!
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Shania shirt outfit haunts me too
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
lol, the further I scrolled the harder I laughed
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Read the tempest too.

I joked about setting up a Gaylor Shakespeare study group, and I’d totally do it if others are interested
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ive been pondering this myself. Might read the no fear Shakespeare version, might listen to an audiobook of the original play?

I’m leaning toward buying or printing the no fear Shakespeare version of hamlet and just reading it a bit at a time and making notes. Depending on how that goes I want to
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Idk face shapes very well but I’m stopping by to noncreepily say how pretty/gorgeous you are
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They are present on Spotify for me for OG and TV. I have screenshots if you want.
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m not arguing that the vibe with swifties is off (nor would anyone here, I’m sure), but to imply that Taylor would be so uninformed about what she’s writing about is willfully ignorant. And it’s showing that they’re too ignorant to dig further themselves.
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What’s the significance of 4/14? That’s my birthday ☺️
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not sure if the screenshots above are loading right. There are three of them. No alt text, sorry. I ain’t typing all that
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
His love was the key that opened my thighs and the crowd is king and all
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I believe you but this is mine right now
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I can’t wait to listen to them all and take notes but I have an obligation first and it’s killing me 😂
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I should probably put this on my own page, but look! She’s mocking fakes!
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
lol I just reread and I am definitely way off topic. I had a gummy earlier, please forgive me 😭
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So she’s really drawing our attention to the brand sponsorship of it all and that lyric and whatnot. Poet/gucci clad Taylor acting stupid at the tennis game, part of a slow burn of her “embarrassing” behavior as of late and showgirl is like “here’s how we’re gonna work with this” in cancelled!
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Okay so I don’t know if this actually answers your question but I was thinking about cancelled! being showgirl singing to poet Taylor (someone tell me if that wasn’t TTPD era) and how they wore all that blatant Gucci & then in the theater release she wears the “Guccy” shirt, which is not a knockoff
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh and I didn’t check any other versions of the album. These are the explicit regular version on Spotify.
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BOO! I am belatedly angry and indignant on your behalf! You deserve justice! (Or at least like, acknowledgement from swift alert.) here are your points ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM