Ben Hutton
@slimsheep.bsky.social
Photon collector, Word Hoarder, Lapsed Musician
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Beware of Snow Shark
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Beware of Snow Shark
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1793
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1793
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Figure, Weighted. Taking up space.
#monoprint Acrylic on Paper
#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative
#monoprint Acrylic on Paper
#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Figure, Weighted. Taking up space.
#monoprint Acrylic on Paper
#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative
#monoprint Acrylic on Paper
#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
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When you got a suit that's different from your main fursona.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
When you got a suit that's different from your main fursona.
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️
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Brave puppy destroys a tornado and saves the planet…. 🌎
🐶
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July 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Brave puppy destroys a tornado and saves the planet…. 🌎
🐶
🐶
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Go well into whatever comes next, Andrea Gibson.
July 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Go well into whatever comes next, Andrea Gibson.
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"There's been a new breakthrough on flying cars! Soon, the-"
"It won't happen."
"This time, they fixed the-"
"Doesn't matter."
"Why not?"
"Dragons."
"What?"
"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."
"What?"
"Happens every time."
"What?"
"Yup."
"It won't happen."
"This time, they fixed the-"
"Doesn't matter."
"Why not?"
"Dragons."
"What?"
"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."
"What?"
"Happens every time."
"What?"
"Yup."
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"There's been a new breakthrough on flying cars! Soon, the-"
"It won't happen."
"This time, they fixed the-"
"Doesn't matter."
"Why not?"
"Dragons."
"What?"
"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."
"What?"
"Happens every time."
"What?"
"Yup."
"It won't happen."
"This time, they fixed the-"
"Doesn't matter."
"Why not?"
"Dragons."
"What?"
"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."
"What?"
"Happens every time."
"What?"
"Yup."
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A late for #PortfolioDay 🎨 but here we go:
Hi, I’m Gabriel and I am a paleoartist, scientific illustrator and concept artist. My list of clients includes National Geograohic, AppleTV+, National Geograohic and many more. I specialize in illustrating both extinct and extant tetrapods!
#paleoart #art
Hi, I’m Gabriel and I am a paleoartist, scientific illustrator and concept artist. My list of clients includes National Geograohic, AppleTV+, National Geograohic and many more. I specialize in illustrating both extinct and extant tetrapods!
#paleoart #art
July 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A late for #PortfolioDay 🎨 but here we go:
Hi, I’m Gabriel and I am a paleoartist, scientific illustrator and concept artist. My list of clients includes National Geograohic, AppleTV+, National Geograohic and many more. I specialize in illustrating both extinct and extant tetrapods!
#paleoart #art
Hi, I’m Gabriel and I am a paleoartist, scientific illustrator and concept artist. My list of clients includes National Geograohic, AppleTV+, National Geograohic and many more. I specialize in illustrating both extinct and extant tetrapods!
#paleoart #art
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Newsletter: It's time for a radical new approach to tech CEOs: mocking them, because they talk like idiots and provide little value to society outside of their dedication to shareholder value. They sound stupid, they do nothing, and it's time to fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
Make Fun Of Them
Have you ever heard Sam Altman speak?
I’m serious, have you ever heard this man say words from his mouth?
Here is but one of the trenchant insights from Sam Altman in his agonizing 37-minute-long p...
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June 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Newsletter: It's time for a radical new approach to tech CEOs: mocking them, because they talk like idiots and provide little value to society outside of their dedication to shareholder value. They sound stupid, they do nothing, and it's time to fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
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We are excited to announce the launch of our brand-new Pup Cam!
wolf.org/meet-our-wol...
The Pup Cam is live every day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tune in and let the fun begin!
#internationalwolfcenter #wolfpup #wolves #wolf #pupcam
wolf.org/meet-our-wol...
The Pup Cam is live every day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tune in and let the fun begin!
#internationalwolfcenter #wolfpup #wolves #wolf #pupcam
June 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We are excited to announce the launch of our brand-new Pup Cam!
wolf.org/meet-our-wol...
The Pup Cam is live every day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tune in and let the fun begin!
#internationalwolfcenter #wolfpup #wolves #wolf #pupcam
wolf.org/meet-our-wol...
The Pup Cam is live every day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tune in and let the fun begin!
#internationalwolfcenter #wolfpup #wolves #wolf #pupcam
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Of course people on the left like The Sopranos. The first word in the theme song is "woke".
May 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Of course people on the left like The Sopranos. The first word in the theme song is "woke".
April 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Good morning, everyone!
I spy the weekend!!!
I spy the weekend!!!
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Good morning, everyone!
I spy the weekend!!!
I spy the weekend!!!
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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