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smainly.bsky.social
🐔 hamburgler jelqer 🍵
@smainly.bsky.social
FFXIV, pro wrestling, and hololive enjoyer
28 - any pronouns - minors dni
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I'm in the pocket of Big Corn
so I wanna use bluesky more but how do I make them stop showing me hairy half naked men? I don't judge, and I can enjoy a hairy half naked man on occasion, but its all my discover feed is every time I log in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
heeelp meeee uuhhghhhh
June 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
reading clairmont's X-Men for the first time this is so gas
May 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I haven't played FFXIV in like two months I think its Time
May 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I wish I had more friends 🫩
April 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Do we got being alive tomorrow
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Soothing. 😮‍💨
April 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's very easy to say "who cares about a wrestler's politics" when the people they voted for aren't actively trying to destroy you.

not all of us have that luxury.
April 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wanna be excited for wrestlemania this weekend but I'm not feeling it as hard as I'd like
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I gotta be on here more the vibes are so much nicer :P
April 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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MYRMIDON: ACT ONE

BAPTIZED IN THE RIVER STYX

archiveofourown.org/works/626280...
January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Idk why it took me so long to listen to In My Feelings but it's great. Nerissa is so talented frfr
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don't think I'm doing okay
January 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
pootis ‼️
January 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
chappell roan mouse be like

knee deep in the passenger cheese and you're squeaking me out
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
yeeerp
January 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
thinking about starfield again

bad game
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
discover feed on this site is so funny, I will so frequently get a post from a stranger who is talking about something I have zero context for, and it's never seemingly relevant to my interests so I really have no idea what's goin on
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 PM
wrapped time
December 4, 2024 at 2:10 PM
2024 is seriously the most insane year for music
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
if the whole dragon age series had veilguard gameplay it would be 4 of the greatest games ever

but instead it's a trilogy with 10/10 writing and 4/10 combat until the final game
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Dragon Age Inquisition really does have the most ass character creator.
I guess it's better than mass effect's but that's not a high bar
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 AM