SmartAleq
smartaleq.bsky.social
SmartAleq
@smartaleq.bsky.social
I was seven...the first time. I'm honestly fine with lining up everyone with a black barred name in those files against a wall and using them for target practice. And yes, I'd volunteer to be in the shooter group. They did this for fun because they could afford to pay for it--they all deserve death.
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
He RAPES WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Seriously, if you can't hate a child rapist who paid over and over for the privilege of sticking his gross little fingers into children's vulvas to "measure how tight" they were then you might actually be clinically insane. Or terminally stupid, who knows.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Every restaurant and hotel and bar owned by proper humans needs a new sign out front:

NO shoes,
NO shirt,
NO serve ICE

And make it stick--that way we know which businesses deserve our patronage.
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was already a granny when ICE came to be and I can assure anyone who's concerned about an ICEless existence that it's perfectly fine, nobody got hurt even though the '90s were the prime cartel years. ICE has killed way more American citizens than the cartels ever dreamed of. Fuck ICE, srsly!
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Dunno if they still sell it but Trader Joe's used to sell cat tuna in cans--super stinky but the ingredient list was basically tuna and water. My cats loved it--I no longer have cats, but that stuff was great when I had the diabetic kitteh.
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social Hey, found this on an Oregon subreddit and thought you might find it interesting that Sen Wyden is issuing cryptic hints to anyone smart enough to dig into it. I find it...concerning. Wyden is sharp and sees further than most.

www.forever-wars.com/ron-wyden-on...
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator
www.forever-wars.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I installed the Truecaller app on my phone, which passes along the carrier for the party calling me. I've discovered that anything from Onvoy is guaranteed to be a bullshit sales call. So I just block them right off the bat. It's whack a mole but what else can you do?
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The cinematography was nothing short of lush--I need a rewatch, I think, to get over some of my winter PNW megrims lol.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I love the movie they made of this one too.
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"Rogue Male" by Geoffrey Household (1939). Terrible title but fascinating as one of the earliest of the modern spy novel genre I've found.
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Chonkiest rodents on the planet up there!
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Did you get mugged by fat marmots? 😆
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Whoee, the pass used to be grueling in a carbureted vehicle. 10K ft elevation in a car set up for sea level means the poor thing is crawling along that last couple miles. Kids today will never understand our struggles!
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Tommy's IS amazing, they're open 24/7, they literally never close. At 3am you can see a wedding party in a limo, some skater punks and a few celebrities macking down at the crusty picnic tables outside. Few choices, no substitutions, fucking awesome but yeah, total gut bombs lol. Chili dogs too!
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My second husband, a native Angeleno, while we were courting had to go to LA from Sacramento and on the way back he stopped for a bag of Tommy burgers to bring home. I heated one up and had it for breakfast next day, he says that's when he determined he'd marry me lol. Dayum I love them things!
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
That's rough then, but it's also pretty short so blarf out something that's vaguely close then see if you can tweak it as is or see if it sparks off something more like what you need in your head. Sooner begun, sooner done, sooner outside having fun, right?
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This OP is like 50 words long so unless every word you're expecting to write is massively polysyllabic and the message of critical global import or something I'm thinking you can probably handle the extra 11 words, just sayin'.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And if you think about it, the fact that she was in max security during the Biden administration argues strongly that she had NO leverage on him at all. Or on Obama, who could credibly influence Biden. Food for thought.
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM
This is likely why Maxwell is still alive--she's got a massive dump on a deadman switch and has convinced Trump that it's gonna go off the second she stops breathing. The big tipoff was her leveraging herself into a cushy minimum facility. She's a monster, but is not at all dumb.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Have you tried Bear Creek dry soup mixes? I make up the cheddar/broccoli one then add more broccoli, cheese and white meat chicken and it gets so sturdy you could stand a spoon vertical in it no problem. Even if you don't mess around adding stuff, it's still real good on its own.
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Yes plz!
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Everyone feeling envious right now needs to think about how this low snowpack is gonna suck real hard for us during fire season. I'd rather by a lot to need to put on a couple extra layers than not being able to breathe all summer. Yuck.
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Not in the least--granted, I'm an outlier because I dislike most body mod surgery but everyone has the right to fix their faces to match their insides. Hence the GOP ghoul look known as "Mar-A-Lago face." Guh.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Pretty sure I saw that chick in the "Black Hole Sun" video. 😳
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Oh man, you'll never get the stench out!
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 AM