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smellslikefailure.bsky.social
Jill
@smellslikefailure.bsky.social
2.1K followers 470 following 3.6K posts
She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. At times acerbic and confrontational, we're working on it. I am not family-friendly. ICE agents burn in hell.
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · Mar 23
If any aliens are reading this, I'm totally down to be part of your "creatures of Earth" exhibit, hmu
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 8h
I knew the dog lived (I wouldn't watch otherwise cause I'm a little bitch), but it's good to know that it'll be emotional regardless. So I can prepare, lol
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 9h
Will I need tissues at hand to watch this?
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 21h
I see you and I have taken the same dark paths down the internet
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
How do you make yourself use it, though? I wouldn't want to cut on something so pretty
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Don't make me laugh I have a headache haha
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Now that's a nice cutting board!
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Do you decorate them yourself?
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Got a little collection going and everything I see
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
I sometimes browse super expensive houses on Zillow, and the space is either completely wasted, or it houses some sort of seating arrangement (rich people need lots of seating, apparently?).

Most of the time the decor is ugly as hell, too. No taste, just money.
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
You're onto me :/

I think we could all use a pocket Ricky, bring him out for sick (and hilarious) insults
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
You don't just ask someone if they've chosen a form for their homunculus!
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Progress is a little slow on growing my homunculus, but I think it'll be ready in time for Halloween
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Oh you were angry over Goro then? My bad, I didn't realize Mortal Kombat was a trigger for some.
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
Make sure you keep any trinkets collected from victims in a convenient box under the bed, as well
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d
I have an internet tip that may be of help in the future: Don't double-down and turn hostile when you're wrong about something. It's pointless and all you do is rile yourself up more over nothing.

Unless you like interactions like this, in which case, carry on.
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d
“Stop enjoying things I don’t like!”
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 2d
Just going to repost one of my favorite threads of all time.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · Aug 20
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.

(1/n)
Beautiful crow against a black background
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d
Went to put something in my cat's box, only to find that some of his ashes had escaped containment. He's in a new bag now but goddamn I did not expect to be this upset over it.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 2d
The @peculiarityshop.bsky.social is 11 LGBTQIA+ misfits who make sparkly stuff. The store is 20% off in hopes of homing a few more spooky pieces you may ABSOLUTELY NEED.

Highlights! Mute thread as needed.

Nibs! Art nouveau. NNNGH. $18.40 ($4 flat US ship)

www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Nibs' The Goddess in the Grove | Peculiarity Shop
These earrings from Nibs make me think of walking through a cemetery in the gloaming. Components: Oxidized brass, czech glass, electroplated steel hooks Lead/nickel free.
www.peculiarityshop.com
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d
My gratitude to all the pet/critter accounts whose adorable and silly posts keep me sane. Y'all truly are a light in the darkness. ❤️
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 2d
Rumi (left) and Tessa (right) are ready for dinner. These two are mom and daughter... together forever at the sanctuary! Do you know who is mom and who is daughter?
A brown and a white horse look over their stall doors expectantly
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d
Meme pic that says "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out"
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 3d
not gonna stop me from thinking Jiri Prochazka is a cutie patootie though
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 3d
It was free for me, I just had to enroll

If you're interested, you go into the system settings, then to updates and security, and it should be under the windows update tab. On the far right is where you'll see the option.
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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 4d
I hope his ass gets nailed to a wall for this
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