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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
Mistakenly opening a can of oops-ass
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mistakenly opening a can of oops-ass
if you believe in having sex once a day for health reasons, that's a shtupplument
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if you believe in having sex once a day for health reasons, that's a shtupplument
Allahu Akbar
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Allahu Akbar
You're telling me a dad wrote this joke?
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You're telling me a dad wrote this joke?
The penis was the original handheld device
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The penis was the original handheld device
Never thought the leopards would shoot *my* neck
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Never thought the leopards would shoot *my* neck
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something something as a straight woman
July 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
something something as a straight woman
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Have you ever read a Solomon thread? Start at the top, and you're welcome
They drinking Caipirinha and tagging your wife
July 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Have you ever read a Solomon thread? Start at the top, and you're welcome
I saw a cosmetic surgery place offering vaginoplasty *and* anal bleaching, geez guys pick a lane
July 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I saw a cosmetic surgery place offering vaginoplasty *and* anal bleaching, geez guys pick a lane
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
she's a 10 but she's yo momma
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
she's a 10 but she's yo momma
"My Hitler salute has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my Hitler salute"
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"My Hitler salute has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my Hitler salute"
the worst thing about having a lisp is all the pithy comments
January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the worst thing about having a lisp is all the pithy comments
Woke up this morning with the phrase "The Friendzone of Interest" in my head, truly cursed
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Woke up this morning with the phrase "The Friendzone of Interest" in my head, truly cursed