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Sneebles

@sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social

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He/They This is a page for the thoughts of a kobold who shares a body with a human. This is sneebles space, to just be me.

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Sep 8

Kobold dinner: 8 kobold miners, some rocks with shinies, and the finest moss we had.

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 15

I may be vibrating because of all 3 tbh

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · Aug 15

if your kobold is vibrating, there are 3 possible causes

1: they were smooched within the past 12 hours

2: they drank an energy drink

3: they are about to explode

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Norin 🦈 🔜 Twitchcon @mahoukarp.com · Aug 15

Supportive sharks are all you need
#art #sharks #comic

Illustration of some sharks giving advice

1.) Its okay to ask for help
2.) You are not a burden
3.) Murder is okay
4.) Your feelings matter

There is nothing unusual

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 11

He looks like my cousin dave. Can you ask him if he knows dave

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 11

This is definetly not me

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 11

Yasssssssss

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 11

OwO. ~walks up to sign up sheet and put a shiny rock on it~

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 11

Me regarding costco after thinking about exchange rates - "It is cheaper to fly to Australia to get a $1.50 hot dog than it is to buy one in america."

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 10

Remember that when you buy energy drinks that are on sale, make sure you buy a second one and leave it out for your local kobolds. It's kind of like the milk and cookies thing for santa, except it's for kobolds.
Signed - definitely not a kobold who has an energy drink problem

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · Aug 9

there's a light inside your bold that's still shining in the cold

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 10

If you chase it from that way, i can cut it off when it tries to run away. There is no way we wont catch it if we work as a team

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · Aug 8

*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 7

I just thought they were always confused as to which person i was talking about

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 7

I have been informed that owls neither have telekenesis, nor are they all fluent in spanish. Check your textbooks, fellow kobolds. They may need updating.

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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · Aug 5

4 more you say?

Okay! I say, a little too enthusiastically

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 7

Meik would be the coolest dragon

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EngineTrap🔜Confuror, MFF @enginetrap.bsky.social · Aug 5

chomp

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 7

@miyahgalaxy.bsky.social

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 5

We are also like cats because we love tummy rubs but will bite your hand for no reason part way through

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 5

Can confirm. One day, i will give you a lesson on how to breathe fire.
I've never been able to breathe fire, but you will probably get it right.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.yip.monster · Aug 4

Fun fact: Dragons can make their kobolds do jobs and tasks that the dragon would rather not do themself. It's a benefit of having kobolds! 😄

However, this comes with a lot of responsibility, since lack of kobold supervision led to Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919. 😅

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Grumpy Gryphon - Yip Yap Crew @grumpygryphon.bsky.social · Aug 4

New pin idea because every good party has at least one of these...

A drawing of a kobold seen from the back in a hi vis jacket, it reads emotional support kobold

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Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 5

*nods*
Ah yes... i see

Sneebles @sneeblesthekobold.bsky.social · Aug 5

You can't spell kobold without old. My back hurts. You also can't spell kobold without blood, but im please to announce that it does NOT currently hurt.