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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@snippypadawan.bsky.social

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❤️‍🩹 Mun is 32. ❤️‍🩹 Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin. ❤️‍🩹 Is an expert with machines. ❤️‍🩹 Era flexible. ❤️‍🩹 Dark themes ahead. ❤️‍🩹 Parody. ❤️‍🩹 Will gladly defend the innocent. ❤️‍🩹 Ships must be EARNED. #MVRP

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · Oct 20

"When you see someone who needs help, you help them, no matter what."

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MarthsBars (Fire Emblem and Star Wars sequel trilogy fan) @marthsbars.bsky.social · 1d

More Rey stories? Sign me up!

Megan Crouse @fullofwords.bsky.social · 1d

Legacy is a Leia and Rey novel!!

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 2d

Nearly Merriman

Oklahoma, School Records, 1895-1992

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Truth Over Trumpism @leavingthex.bsky.social · 2d

What??

Who told them Capt. Bonespurs lacks courage and integrity???

Unfortunately for Trump and his republican boot lickers, there is no prize for rapists, pedophiles, convicted felons and cowards.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 2d

Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 3d

Fond memories of being a 17-year-old fan eagerly awaiting the new Star Wars movies, and suddenly finding yourself becoming a Jedi Knight in the first person. Between two spectacular (for this era) FMV sequences.

Jedi Knight was released 28 years ago, and it feels like it was yesterday. 🥰

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

Ahsoka breathes out and decides to eat. What else can she do, after all?

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

"We just need to have faith, right?"

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

"That's what I was trying to say, actually."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 4d

"They prepared food for us, didn't they?"

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 4d

"I suppose the polite thing to do is dig in."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 4d

"Let me go first. If it kills anyone, it should be me."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 5d

"It's certainly not Imperial. It's so odd." She tilts her head in confusion.

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Savidge Gaming @savidge.bsky.social · 5d

I am convinced he writes emo music but does it in country. He may also be as problematic as others who do lol.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 5d

Grammy Award-winning country singer-songwriter Zach Bryan teased a new song that appeared to criticize U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Country singer Zach Bryan warns ICE will ‘bust down your door’ in new song

Bryan, a Grammy winner, upset some right-wing fans when he appeared to criticize U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in a teaser of a new song.

www.washingtonpost.com

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SW HIGH GROUND @swhighground.bsky.social · 5d

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#StarWars #StarWarsbehindthescenes #AnthonyDaniels #KennyBaker #markhamill #daisyridley #Lucasfilm

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 5d

Ahsoka begins to meditate.

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 6d

"I'm not sure. But The Force will guide us."

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 6d

BREAKING: Trump-appointed US Federal Judge Karin Immergut just blocked Trump for a second time from sending troops to Portland.

This comes hours after the Pentagon confirmed 200 members of the California National Guard had been reassigned to Portland.

Trump is a loser.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 11d

[Thread] One day, one sci-fi horror movie. 1/31

Let's start with the icon. 🤟

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6d

Watch it through to the end

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 7d

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 6d

EGGcellent.

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 6d

"I do. I also have my sabers just in case. If this is a trap, it's an interesting one." She mused.

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 7d

Fuck corpos, fuck AI, and fuck fascism!

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︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · 7d

candy bear, sweetie pie, i wanna be adored. i'm the girl you'd die for.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 7d

And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

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JP the Jedi @jpthejedi.bsky.social · 7d

A good mentor is someone who comes to you in a moment of need. Who talks you through what can be done better while still giving you self worth. Who pushes you with care, encouraging your best.

A bad mentor is one who berates, belittles you, never celebrating and punishes you for failure. #StarWars