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Gary West
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I smell faintly of barbecue and regret.
I’ve seen a few films this week with British actors talking in horrendous American accents. It makes me long for the days when Sean Connery could play a Spanish-Egyptian or a Russian in a Scottish accent.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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for a modest fee I will comment “ai slop” on your ex boyfriend’s selfie
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thursday.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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That time Zendaya looked like she’d just come from work having busted a gang of bank robbers with the flying squad in 1976
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Gammons like to complain about being stereotyped as bald, red-faced, middle-aged men, but every time one of these cunts is in the news for being a racist piece of shit, it’s a bald, red-faced, middle-aged man 99.9% of the time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Bluesky is like Thought For The Day, but the topic is always bought round to Doctor Who rather than Jesus.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Oh, so the Paramount buying Warner Bros. deal really is just straight up done then. We're just waiting for the pageant to arrive at its predetermined and rigged conclusion.
Next ‘Rush Hour’ Sequel From Brett Ratner Is Getting Distributed By Paramount
We’ve confirmed with sources that Paramount is releasing the next Rush Hour sequel from Brett Ratner. They are distributing on behalf of Warner Bros for a double-digit percent distribution fee. Intrig...
deadline.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’ve listened to three different podcasts this week, and all three have been waxing lyrical about Rivals, so I’m giving it a watch. It’s rather horny, isn’t it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You can’t throw milkshakes at politicians if you can’t afford to buy them.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
James Cameron’s right that Netflix is bad for cinemas and would be bad for Warner Bros., but having fewer cinema releases doesn’t matter as much to me as capitulating to a fascist paedophile’s every demand.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Bringing up Farage being a racist won't shift any opinions on him. Pushing him on the fact his close associates take Russian money will.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Why are the films on ITVX the TV edit? I’ve just tried watching Lethal Weapon, and every instance of the word ‘fuck’ is muted.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
‘What are you doing step-mouse?’
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 14d
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Monday
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
A film so warm and grumpy it feels like being hugged and insulted at the same time.

#Filmsky
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with all the people upset that the 50th adaptation of a 178-year-old novel is trying for a different tone.

I don’t remember people getting this upset over the Cliff Richard version.
"Wuthering Heights" | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Nice.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
It looks like someone fed an AI all the concept art and none of the story, then said, ‘Yeah, that’s fine, print it.’

That being said, I did have fun watching it.

#Filmsky
#NowWatching: The Electric State (2025)

What am I letting myself in for?

#Filmsky
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#NowWatching: The Electric State (2025)

What am I letting myself in for?

#Filmsky
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I can't wait to see a graffiti-covered robot with a dildo stuck to its head pootling around Maidstone.
Robots set to replace couriers at Uber Eats
Uber Eats and Starship Technologies have announced a partnership to deploy delivery robots across the UK, Europe, and the US.
www.cityam.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When I need a quick pick-me-up, I watch Rik and Ade on The Big Breakfast. Especially the one where they’re doing the ‘wanker’ gesture behind Chris Evans’ back at 08:20 in the morning.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM