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(Showing up way too early to Thanksgiving dinner wearing a T-shirt that just says "KILL" on it in impact font) What up Uncle Mike! You got a phone charger your fav nephew can hold onto or what

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 3d

If I had more money or less money than I had growing up I would be dead right now

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 4d

Doing Richie's big scene from The Royal Tenenbaums but instead of shaving and cutting my hair beforehand I do a deep clean of my car and it takes like three fucking hours

Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 4d

When I was a young teenager my older sister pronounced "Evangelion" without the second E, like how you pronounce "ganglion". If I had known how it was actually pronounced at the time I probably would have stopped basing my taste in media off of hers a lot earlier than I did

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 7d

The bigger the amount of money in the tweet the more likely I am to fav it. $1,000,000 that's getting a fav. $1000? Hey that's a whole lot of beer and pizza, I'm giving that a fav. $5? Nothing wrong with a cool fiver man, that's a fav from me. $1 thats a fav.

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 7d

I had such a good fucking burrito for lunch man. What a great day.

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 8d

The world's smallest hitman using a tiny pickaxe to split an atom inside my ear canal and turn my head into mulch

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 8d

The world's smallest hit man in tiny scuba gear shanking my white blood cells one by one

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 8d

The world's smallest hitman holding a champagne bottle like an RPG, waiting to blast a cork into my eye when I open the kitchen cabinet

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 9d

Shaking and sobbing thinking about if a game or a movie was bad

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 10d

When I was a little kid I thought Yu Yu Hakusho was the most important thing in the world. Now I'm older and I barely even think of Yu Yu Hakusho anymore. How life goes

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 11d

Happy birthday man I hope it's a good one

Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 11d

There should be a permanent burger you can install in your house and you just take a couple bites when you're hungry

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 12d

"I never see you at the club" I never see you there either. Everyone in the world is blind because of a mysterious disease #fuckedupstories

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