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Snooby
@snooby.bsky.social
I have no political beliefs and I love to have fun with my friends
The city has me on contract to go to all their buildings and leave the sinks running and hook up a bunch of BX cables all over the place that don't attach to anything
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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I was flicking through old gaming magazines again for #ScreenshotSaturday, found this awesome vintage print ad...🥚🔨

✨Wishlist Now: s.team/a/4269170
#roguelike #autobattler #dungeoncrawler #gamedev #indiegames
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
*Gets incredibly wealthy by inventing a new beatboxing style focused on burping loud as hell*
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Rock climbers, sprinters, cyclists, drag racers, they're all trying to escape. But you can't
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
If your medication says you have to take it with food you can also take it with candy. Candy is food
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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🎉NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!🎉

Introducing Dragon's Egg: A Gourmet Fantasy! 🐉🥚

Battle monsters & brave perilous dungeons in search of tasty treats to power up your party in this #roguelike #autobattler #dungeoncrawler! ⚔️🍳✨

Wishlist Now: s.team/a/4269170
#indiedev #gamedev #indiegames #cozygames #steam
Dragon's Egg: A Gourmet Fantasy on Steam
Hire adventurers to collect ingredients from dangerous dungeons, rustle up some mythic cuisine and power up your party! Can you cook and fight your way to greatness, solve the mystery of the tower and...
store.steampowered.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
There should be a button in your car that makes the engine completely dropshot its own shit and render itself completely unrepairable
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I remember when I was a kid there were all these guys from the future trying to kill me
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 AM
IPA stands for I'll Pass Amigo. Or if it's your enemy trying to give you one it stands for I'm Pissed Asshole
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Putting some Vicks vaporub under my nose to clear up my sinuses, never used it before. Starting off the year with Vicks #ow #fuck
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Starting the year off right with an ear infection #sinusitis #ringingnoise
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
2026 welcome to be be here!
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Can SpongeBob feel pain? Do you think this hurt?
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Merry Christmas from all the folks down at the diner everyone
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"We don't know whose house it's going to fall on next" -Dumbfuck Dewey, dumbest homeowner in Vancouver
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Going to sleep is the best because when I wake up it is a brand new day! 😃👍
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Worst part about going to the dentist is when she asks me how's it going and it's like awesome man now I'm telling my fuckin dentist how it's going
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When i was born i went completely apeshit
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Someone really cast a hex on Drake 😭💀 (Footage of Drake on IG Live gambling alone in front of the Mona Lisa because he rented out the Louvre to seem interesting, he starts sputtering and grasping at his throat and clouds of wasps start flying out of his mouth)
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We Are Young by fun. came out during my last year of highschool which oddly enough was a huge hit with both the theater kids AND the guys who took a gap year post-graduation to drunk drive around town for fun before joining the RCMP
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Working on something I call "Orange Juice Theory", basically it proposes that if you're thirsty on a hot day or if you want something sweet to go with a sit-down breakfast, a glass of orange juice will really hit the spot
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Whenever I see footage of a giant squid I'm like, we shouldn't be down there man. We have no business messing with anything down there. We need to stay up here.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" I am working on a manmade horror that can be comprehended and it will be much scarier. I have a team of evil scientists making the most comprehensible horror you've ever seen
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension". -Nikola Tesla. How are they beyond my comprehension if I can see them. Can't believe we gave this dumbass a nobel prize. And his cars are no good
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Up until the end of my early 20s, I knew at least 1 guy who legitimately thought that McDonald's, on an international level, had an official secret menu from which you could order a "McGangBang"
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM