Snooby
@snooby.bsky.social
I have no political beliefs and I love to have fun with my friends
For American Thanksgiving I'm going to pour a lot of chocolate milk on the floor
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For American Thanksgiving I'm going to pour a lot of chocolate milk on the floor
(Watching the episode of Franklin where Franklin the Turtle becomes cross with his baby sister Harriett) Nah Franklin didn't have to do that shit 😭 (Posts a clip of it with the caption "Nah Franklin didn't have to do that shit 😭") (People in their 20s Like it for some reason)
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
(Watching the episode of Franklin where Franklin the Turtle becomes cross with his baby sister Harriett) Nah Franklin didn't have to do that shit 😭 (Posts a clip of it with the caption "Nah Franklin didn't have to do that shit 😭") (People in their 20s Like it for some reason)
Every year to commemorate American Thanksgiving I lure the dumbest meanest guy in town deep into the woods and leave him there. Done it nine times, none of em have made it back. One year I saw a will carved into a tree. Started with "To whoom it may concern". Morons
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Every year to commemorate American Thanksgiving I lure the dumbest meanest guy in town deep into the woods and leave him there. Done it nine times, none of em have made it back. One year I saw a will carved into a tree. Started with "To whoom it may concern". Morons
Every other Saturday or so I drive along 0 Ave and huck some hotdogs and smokies and pepperoni sticks over the border in case you guys get hungry down there in the states.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Every other Saturday or so I drive along 0 Ave and huck some hotdogs and smokies and pepperoni sticks over the border in case you guys get hungry down there in the states.
Saw a cheeto with arms and legs waiting for the bus. Asked him where he was going & he said "Work", I asked what his job is and he said he works for a defense contractor. I crunched him under my shoe. He had little organs and orange blood. A crow flew down and started eating him
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Saw a cheeto with arms and legs waiting for the bus. Asked him where he was going & he said "Work", I asked what his job is and he said he works for a defense contractor. I crunched him under my shoe. He had little organs and orange blood. A crow flew down and started eating him
Took a nap and dreamt that I was on a 2-man team and we were breaking into off-limits rooms, when wed break in a crappy barebones synthesizer theme would play while an echoey voiceover went "GUBBED." On repeat. When we were in there I was like "We really should not be doing this"
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Took a nap and dreamt that I was on a 2-man team and we were breaking into off-limits rooms, when wed break in a crappy barebones synthesizer theme would play while an echoey voiceover went "GUBBED." On repeat. When we were in there I was like "We really should not be doing this"
Me: What's up man. Can I get some rare earth minerals
Bartender: I'm sorry bro we're out of rare earth minerals right now, can I get you something else?
Me: (Staring at the ground silent, eyes getting misty)
Bartender: I'm sorry bro we're out of rare earth minerals right now, can I get you something else?
Me: (Staring at the ground silent, eyes getting misty)
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me: What's up man. Can I get some rare earth minerals
Bartender: I'm sorry bro we're out of rare earth minerals right now, can I get you something else?
Me: (Staring at the ground silent, eyes getting misty)
Bartender: I'm sorry bro we're out of rare earth minerals right now, can I get you something else?
Me: (Staring at the ground silent, eyes getting misty)
The show "Queen's Gambit" had a great lesson that you don't really have to grow or improve as a person at all as long as you're really good at something that gets you money and status
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The show "Queen's Gambit" had a great lesson that you don't really have to grow or improve as a person at all as long as you're really good at something that gets you money and status
Man I feel like a kid in a china shop. Just bored as hell man, none of this is for me. I don't care about any of this man. I'm about to start smashing up all these plates
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Man I feel like a kid in a china shop. Just bored as hell man, none of this is for me. I don't care about any of this man. I'm about to start smashing up all these plates
When you tell someone they're funny and they reply with "Yeah I know"
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When you tell someone they're funny and they reply with "Yeah I know"
Handing shakily signed tear-stained divorce papers back to my wife surreptitiously wrapped around a Smirnoff Ice
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Handing shakily signed tear-stained divorce papers back to my wife surreptitiously wrapped around a Smirnoff Ice
The most evil energy I've ever gotten from a band is Hollywood Undead. Never been in a situation where a Hollywood Undead song was playing in the background that didn't have sinister undertones of some kind. Sketchy hometown houseparty music
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The most evil energy I've ever gotten from a band is Hollywood Undead. Never been in a situation where a Hollywood Undead song was playing in the background that didn't have sinister undertones of some kind. Sketchy hometown houseparty music
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First time I've ever had tomato soup and enjoyed it today #growth #alittleolderalittlewiser #gettingtoknowtherealme
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
First time I've ever had tomato soup and enjoyed it today #growth #alittleolderalittlewiser #gettingtoknowtherealme
My no-bake chocolate peppermint bars that outshine Christmas cookies have caused an irreparable schism in my family
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My no-bake chocolate peppermint bars that outshine Christmas cookies have caused an irreparable schism in my family
Knuckle tattoos that say
B R A T Z
B R A T Z
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say
B R A T Z
B R A T Z
Bunch of punk kids outside fumbling around on rollerblades falling flat on their asses rebelling against the culture of people who are good at rollerblading
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bunch of punk kids outside fumbling around on rollerblades falling flat on their asses rebelling against the culture of people who are good at rollerblading
(Tune of I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite) I wanna fuck you like an animal
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
(Tune of I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite) I wanna fuck you like an animal
Guy just saying words to himself so the day will pass: If you want to sit down you can find your chair and use that. You can rest however long you want as long as you don't have anything else to do. If you're hungry you can cook something, or order something. You can drive your car if you need to ge
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Guy just saying words to himself so the day will pass: If you want to sit down you can find your chair and use that. You can rest however long you want as long as you don't have anything else to do. If you're hungry you can cook something, or order something. You can drive your car if you need to ge
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Hey #PitchYaGame, we're making Trading Card Inspector!
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🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hey #PitchYaGame, we're making Trading Card Inspector!
🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
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I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
Whenever I hear about a class action lawsuit it's like oh boy $13
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Whenever I hear about a class action lawsuit it's like oh boy $13
All the mom-and-pop Suffer Centres close early in my town so the only option after 7pm is Painmart
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All the mom-and-pop Suffer Centres close early in my town so the only option after 7pm is Painmart
Guy who's seen 1 written word: Angles and loops. Big deal.
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Guy who's seen 1 written word: Angles and loops. Big deal.
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃