SNUKKEMS
@snukkems.bsky.social
Artist, Juggalo, Loathsome Clown
Who wants to get killed by a goblin raise your hands
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Who wants to get killed by a goblin raise your hands
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In light of Mamdani's performance, is astonishing there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Democratic establishment is discredited. Power is just sitting there like a mountain of gold but instead of being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, it's fossils like Chuck Schumer
June 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In light of Mamdani's performance, is astonishing there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Democratic establishment is discredited. Power is just sitting there like a mountain of gold but instead of being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, it's fossils like Chuck Schumer
Got a seven day from Twitter. Very funny.
June 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Got a seven day from Twitter. Very funny.
I had Starbucks and I liked it.
May 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I had Starbucks and I liked it.
Fucking great. The prose was a little purple, and there comes a part where the pace suddenly quickens and I wish it would have lingered on the AoE and Swan.
But I think I loved it. I will be thinking about God on Warwick mountain, Swan, and Sister for a long time.
But I think I loved it. I will be thinking about God on Warwick mountain, Swan, and Sister for a long time.
Just got a copy of Robert R McCammonds "Siren Song" because I heard it was
A) similar to my favorite Stephen King, the Stand
And
B) Somebody told me it's written similarly to my favorite author David Eddings
I'm wondering if I should read it tonight or wait until I have a chance to digest it
A) similar to my favorite Stephen King, the Stand
And
B) Somebody told me it's written similarly to my favorite author David Eddings
I'm wondering if I should read it tonight or wait until I have a chance to digest it
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fucking great. The prose was a little purple, and there comes a part where the pace suddenly quickens and I wish it would have lingered on the AoE and Swan.
But I think I loved it. I will be thinking about God on Warwick mountain, Swan, and Sister for a long time.
But I think I loved it. I will be thinking about God on Warwick mountain, Swan, and Sister for a long time.
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warhammer 40k wishes it had paragraphs like this
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
warhammer 40k wishes it had paragraphs like this
Artie Wisco! My hero, giving Josh sneakers at the end, being a ferryman. My man. My man
May 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Artie Wisco! My hero, giving Josh sneakers at the end, being a ferryman. My man. My man
In a Coen brother Esque vision, a 20 year old sheriff in his full sheriff uniform is in his sheriff truck outside my gas station ugly crying about something.
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
In a Coen brother Esque vision, a 20 year old sheriff in his full sheriff uniform is in his sheriff truck outside my gas station ugly crying about something.
Swan Song has the same infuriating ramping of tension and heart break that Stephen R Donaldson uses magnificently in the first Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, with the exception that there is a strand of hope throughout Swan Song that Thomas Covenant does not have at all.
May 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Swan Song has the same infuriating ramping of tension and heart break that Stephen R Donaldson uses magnificently in the first Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, with the exception that there is a strand of hope throughout Swan Song that Thomas Covenant does not have at all.
It is not illegal to steal a lighter from the gas station as long as you return it when it's empty.
It's like a propane exchange.
It's like a propane exchange.
May 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It is not illegal to steal a lighter from the gas station as long as you return it when it's empty.
It's like a propane exchange.
It's like a propane exchange.
Okay I'm on Book 2 of Swan Song.
I'm somehow not surprised there's a time skip and flabbergasted they were able to do a time skip.
The idea of the entire first third of this tome just being an extended introduction to the wasteland is brilliant.
I'm somehow not surprised there's a time skip and flabbergasted they were able to do a time skip.
The idea of the entire first third of this tome just being an extended introduction to the wasteland is brilliant.
May 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Okay I'm on Book 2 of Swan Song.
I'm somehow not surprised there's a time skip and flabbergasted they were able to do a time skip.
The idea of the entire first third of this tome just being an extended introduction to the wasteland is brilliant.
I'm somehow not surprised there's a time skip and flabbergasted they were able to do a time skip.
The idea of the entire first third of this tome just being an extended introduction to the wasteland is brilliant.
He just called to ask if the pumps were open and when's a good time to call back. I told him 10am
Astounding stupidity from a customer. Pumps were down. Explained he wasn't charged. He threatened to call the cops. Cause we stole from him.
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
He just called to ask if the pumps were open and when's a good time to call back. I told him 10am
Astounding stupidity from a customer. Pumps were down. Explained he wasn't charged. He threatened to call the cops. Cause we stole from him.
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
May 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Astounding stupidity from a customer. Pumps were down. Explained he wasn't charged. He threatened to call the cops. Cause we stole from him.
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
Explained he wasnt charged for the gas. He came back with a receipt for snacks and said "ah ha you did charge me"
Artie Wisco is my friend and I love him
Goddamn colonel Macland and Roland.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
May 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Artie Wisco is my friend and I love him
Goddamn colonel Macland and Roland.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Goddamn colonel Macland and Roland.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
Now they're actually nazis!
Infuriating lot, I hope their faces turn to weird goblins.
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Sacramento Star , March 12,1914
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sacramento Star , March 12,1914
I havent had alot of time to read. Oh how I hate this boy. Him and his pet colonel.
26 chapters in. I'd like to punch little kings knight in his stupid face.
One chapter in. Solid. Absolutely solid. This is gonna be a good un
May 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I havent had alot of time to read. Oh how I hate this boy. Him and his pet colonel.
Just a man and his lizard
May 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Just a man and his lizard
Odd late career change for Alan Moore
April 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Odd late career change for Alan Moore
Told a guy to fuck off at the bar for bothering my girlfriend and her sister.
Thought about the funny way I'm going to tell the story to my boss.
Then it hit me.
That was my bosses son I almost got in a fight with
Thought about the funny way I'm going to tell the story to my boss.
Then it hit me.
That was my bosses son I almost got in a fight with
April 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Told a guy to fuck off at the bar for bothering my girlfriend and her sister.
Thought about the funny way I'm going to tell the story to my boss.
Then it hit me.
That was my bosses son I almost got in a fight with
Thought about the funny way I'm going to tell the story to my boss.
Then it hit me.
That was my bosses son I almost got in a fight with
Holy crap it's Chesterfields the only cigarette with a mild flavor and no adverse effects!
April 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Holy crap it's Chesterfields the only cigarette with a mild flavor and no adverse effects!
26 chapters in. I'd like to punch little kings knight in his stupid face.
One chapter in. Solid. Absolutely solid. This is gonna be a good un
Just got a copy of Robert R McCammonds "Siren Song" because I heard it was
A) similar to my favorite Stephen King, the Stand
And
B) Somebody told me it's written similarly to my favorite author David Eddings
I'm wondering if I should read it tonight or wait until I have a chance to digest it
A) similar to my favorite Stephen King, the Stand
And
B) Somebody told me it's written similarly to my favorite author David Eddings
I'm wondering if I should read it tonight or wait until I have a chance to digest it
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
26 chapters in. I'd like to punch little kings knight in his stupid face.
I dated a girl once, she'd pretend to get drunk and say the filthiest things imaginable, and then 10 minutes later pretend to sober up and act like I was disgusting for going "Hey, so just a minute ago you asked me to pee on you"
I'd think she was testing the waters if it wasn't so weird.
I'd think she was testing the waters if it wasn't so weird.
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I dated a girl once, she'd pretend to get drunk and say the filthiest things imaginable, and then 10 minutes later pretend to sober up and act like I was disgusting for going "Hey, so just a minute ago you asked me to pee on you"
I'd think she was testing the waters if it wasn't so weird.
I'd think she was testing the waters if it wasn't so weird.
"I'm a fucking straight man. I don't gamble neither" the paranoid schizophrenic whose eyes rolled in his head and he prayed for God after yelling at his imaginary friend in my store for an hour.
Asked for change for a dollar.
Then threw it on the ground and said "fuck you. I'm the straight man"
Asked for change for a dollar.
Then threw it on the ground and said "fuck you. I'm the straight man"
April 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"I'm a fucking straight man. I don't gamble neither" the paranoid schizophrenic whose eyes rolled in his head and he prayed for God after yelling at his imaginary friend in my store for an hour.
Asked for change for a dollar.
Then threw it on the ground and said "fuck you. I'm the straight man"
Asked for change for a dollar.
Then threw it on the ground and said "fuck you. I'm the straight man"