Michael
sofaer.bsky.social
Michael
@sofaer.bsky.social
I live in Manhattan and I like chocolate and songs.
Imagine being a total shit bag racist and seeing a city full of the Viking types that you claim to be fighting for come out in force and with honor to reject you completely.
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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There is no viable path forward that does not include dissolving the Department of Homeland Security.

Cabinet-level department for joint FEMA/Coast Guard/Climate Readiness agencies. All other agencies absorbed into their original departments. Abolish ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 PM
We leave too much to chance in this life. Every football stadium should have a snow maker.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:

• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.

• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Is there a Vengeance Democrats SuperPAC looking to get justice maximalists nominated in the primaries? @whstancil.bsky.social do you know?
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If you're Fed Chair and you point your interest rates straight at the President and accelerate you are going to die. Why wouldn't you choose to live? These people are crazy and it's good to remove them.
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is called a "Kavanaugh Pop"
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I was right to put my faith in Donald Trump, I'm going back to my family with pride.

By Elise Stefanik
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The only plant infusion that never gets called 'tea' is coffee.
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Jared Polis should just announce that if NCAR is closed he'll hang Tina Peters. Let's not pretend there's more than hostage taking going on here.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
DHS is just affirmative action for wife beaters at this point.
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Trapped in a multi-year performance of David Mamet's GREGTHECOW
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Real awesome to pile more liability onto human speech on the Internet at the exact moment that it's being drowned out by unaccountable robots that talk kids into self-slaughter.
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh their names were on a list? What were their names?
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I was just driving behind a pest control company truck covered in blown up photos of spiders and wasps and all I could think was how beautiful they were and how sad to have to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It's a sort of a white Gonzo with no eyes

I don't think it has a name
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
crimes against humanity are not offenses against the United States and the president can't pardon them.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This season of Legally Blonde has some horror elements for sure but it's no less funny.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM