Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast
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i'm ren. I like to make things | 36 | bi/poly/she/her | ao3: soft_october
Tilly did not enjoy the 3 minutes she had to go outside this evening
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tilly did not enjoy the 3 minutes she had to go outside this evening
So much "normal parameter" stuff for pregnancy I'm guessing is based on women who are not 6ft tall with a huge linebacker build, and it is Very Annoying to constantly be told "well this marker is a little high we will monitor it" and then everything is completely fine at my next appointment
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So much "normal parameter" stuff for pregnancy I'm guessing is based on women who are not 6ft tall with a huge linebacker build, and it is Very Annoying to constantly be told "well this marker is a little high we will monitor it" and then everything is completely fine at my next appointment
5 weeks to go. An exoskeleton of pillows is no longer enough. I need to sleep on a cloud of memory foam that perfectly conforms to my body and helps me get up and out of bed
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
5 weeks to go. An exoskeleton of pillows is no longer enough. I need to sleep on a cloud of memory foam that perfectly conforms to my body and helps me get up and out of bed
Going to be mean here but I watched one episode of heated rivalry and uhhhhh if I wanted to watch porn I'd just watch porn? The acting would be relatively the same quality as well. 😬😬😬😬
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Going to be mean here but I watched one episode of heated rivalry and uhhhhh if I wanted to watch porn I'd just watch porn? The acting would be relatively the same quality as well. 😬😬😬😬
I REMAIN AN INSUFFERABLE LONG ISLANDER BABEYYYYY
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I REMAIN AN INSUFFERABLE LONG ISLANDER BABEYYYYY
IT HAPPENED TO ME: was literally watching milk to stop it before it boiled. Still at the stove, I focused my attention one foot to the left for approximately five seconds. Milk boiled the fuck over.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
IT HAPPENED TO ME: was literally watching milk to stop it before it boiled. Still at the stove, I focused my attention one foot to the left for approximately five seconds. Milk boiled the fuck over.
Christmas movies really need to show the reality of Dec 27 when the protagonist who just quit her high paying City Job is trying to find dinner at 8:00 and has to face the reality that not only is there no good Chinese takeout in a 20 mi radius, but every restaurant in the county closes at 7:00 p.m.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Christmas movies really need to show the reality of Dec 27 when the protagonist who just quit her high paying City Job is trying to find dinner at 8:00 and has to face the reality that not only is there no good Chinese takeout in a 20 mi radius, but every restaurant in the county closes at 7:00 p.m.
So the bad news is that I need a new spring form pan.
The good news is that there is still pumpkin cheesecake.
The good news is that there is still pumpkin cheesecake.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So the bad news is that I need a new spring form pan.
The good news is that there is still pumpkin cheesecake.
The good news is that there is still pumpkin cheesecake.
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TRY LEAVING A COMMENT ON THE FIC ABOUT HOW ITS YOUR FAVORITE FIC EVER
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
TRY LEAVING A COMMENT ON THE FIC ABOUT HOW ITS YOUR FAVORITE FIC EVER
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I love when Tilly makes herself small / low to make nervous pups feel more comfortable
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love when Tilly makes herself small / low to make nervous pups feel more comfortable
Another Christmas where my perfect film about a small town gal about to marry her high school boyfriend having to go to NYC to deal with her estranged mother's death and meeting a beautiful woman who teaches her about the true meaning of being a lesbian doesn't get picked up by any networks :(
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Another Christmas where my perfect film about a small town gal about to marry her high school boyfriend having to go to NYC to deal with her estranged mother's death and meeting a beautiful woman who teaches her about the true meaning of being a lesbian doesn't get picked up by any networks :(
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Is this a test for like.... 18 year olds????? I don't feel my life is THAT crazy
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Is this a test for like.... 18 year olds????? I don't feel my life is THAT crazy
I've literally never watched Big Enough (the screaming cowboy music video) the whole way though I had no idea those two gay cowboys settled their differences, got married, and planted an apple orchard
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've literally never watched Big Enough (the screaming cowboy music video) the whole way though I had no idea those two gay cowboys settled their differences, got married, and planted an apple orchard
I wanted to be a teacher since I was 6. I student taught and went I CANNOT HANDLE ALL THE LEVELS OF BUREAUCRACY, went back to school to be a chef, was the executive chef of a Long Island yacht club, went ALL THESE RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SOCIOPATHS and now I own and operate my own teaching company
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I wanted to be a teacher since I was 6. I student taught and went I CANNOT HANDLE ALL THE LEVELS OF BUREAUCRACY, went back to school to be a chef, was the executive chef of a Long Island yacht club, went ALL THESE RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SOCIOPATHS and now I own and operate my own teaching company
So much of my last few weeks of pregnancy are comprised of scaling towards heretofore uncharted and, in some cases, nigh unsuspected thresholds of heartburn
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So much of my last few weeks of pregnancy are comprised of scaling towards heretofore uncharted and, in some cases, nigh unsuspected thresholds of heartburn
My perfect working class dog is SO EXCITED about her new winter Carhartt jacket!!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My perfect working class dog is SO EXCITED about her new winter Carhartt jacket!!!
It's 2025 why are in game tutorials still telling me to use the L stick to move
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's 2025 why are in game tutorials still telling me to use the L stick to move
THEY MAKE A HAPPY LITTLE LONG ISLAND PLUSHIE IVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
THEY MAKE A HAPPY LITTLE LONG ISLAND PLUSHIE IVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE
Show where I go to notorious "haunted" buildings and let loose a licensed building inspector with 30 years of experience in both home, office, and industrial settings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Show where I go to notorious "haunted" buildings and let loose a licensed building inspector with 30 years of experience in both home, office, and industrial settings.
A dev team that isn't overworked or underpaid
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A dev team that isn't overworked or underpaid
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My baby is supposed to be born in January. My aca premiums will be literally doubling to $1400 a month. What the fuck am I supposed to do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My baby is supposed to be born in January. My aca premiums will be literally doubling to $1400 a month. What the fuck am I supposed to do.
What's it like in your head
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What's it like in your head