Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast
@softoctober.bsky.social
i'm ren. I like to make things | 36 | bi/poly/she/her | ao3: soft_october
Nothing but respect for MY boys in green*
*NYC sanitation workers
*NYC sanitation workers
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Nothing but respect for MY boys in green*
*NYC sanitation workers
*NYC sanitation workers
Five Jobs I've had
-lifeguard
-Executive chef of a yacht club
-bartender
-customer service at a gold coast mansion converted to a museum
-teacher
-lifeguard
-Executive chef of a yacht club
-bartender
-customer service at a gold coast mansion converted to a museum
-teacher
Five jobs I’ve had:
-social worker
-thrift shop manager
-true crime researcher
-maternity store sales associate
-children’s tv show composer
-social worker
-thrift shop manager
-true crime researcher
-maternity store sales associate
-children’s tv show composer
Five jobs I've had:
-janitor
-wedding planner
-waitress
-assistant signage clerk
-knitting teacher 🧶 *
*that one was my favorite of these 5
-janitor
-wedding planner
-waitress
-assistant signage clerk
-knitting teacher 🧶 *
*that one was my favorite of these 5
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Five Jobs I've had
-lifeguard
-Executive chef of a yacht club
-bartender
-customer service at a gold coast mansion converted to a museum
-teacher
-lifeguard
-Executive chef of a yacht club
-bartender
-customer service at a gold coast mansion converted to a museum
-teacher
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
I'm snuggled in bed watching Emma (2020), my baby is asleep on me, I'm playing slay the spire, and in the last 20 minutes my spouse's have brought me a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a glass of sangria.
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'm snuggled in bed watching Emma (2020), my baby is asleep on me, I'm playing slay the spire, and in the last 20 minutes my spouse's have brought me a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a glass of sangria.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Tang's on sunrise highway. Old school long island Chinese place - wood paneling on the walls, carpet on the floor. Was the last place I went to eat with my grandpa before he passed away. The day before it closed my grandma and I went there one last time to relive all the memories
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Tang's on sunrise highway. Old school long island Chinese place - wood paneling on the walls, carpet on the floor. Was the last place I went to eat with my grandpa before he passed away. The day before it closed my grandma and I went there one last time to relive all the memories
Robert Moses hating NYer here. My favorite story about Robert Moses is that his funeral mass was on the south shore of long island and he was buried in the fucking bronx, making all of his funeral attendees drive on his shitty ass roads filled with traffic to stick it to his loved ones one last time
So mad (at Robert Moses, whenever i think of him and remember everything he did) that I memed about it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Robert Moses hating NYer here. My favorite story about Robert Moses is that his funeral mass was on the south shore of long island and he was buried in the fucking bronx, making all of his funeral attendees drive on his shitty ass roads filled with traffic to stick it to his loved ones one last time
Modern day Henry Higgins would be an incel with a manosphere podcast trust me George Bernard Shaw is cheering me from beyond the grave
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Modern day Henry Higgins would be an incel with a manosphere podcast trust me George Bernard Shaw is cheering me from beyond the grave
Watching Lucy daucus and Chappelle roan song the book of love having a transcendental moment like I'm in the prison yard at Shawshank listening to Sull'aria
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Watching Lucy daucus and Chappelle roan song the book of love having a transcendental moment like I'm in the prison yard at Shawshank listening to Sull'aria
Friendos I am finally watching
a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Friendos I am finally watching
One thing they don't tell you about parenthood is that it makes the plot of Mrs Doubtfire make even less sense than it did to you before
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
One thing they don't tell you about parenthood is that it makes the plot of Mrs Doubtfire make even less sense than it did to you before
You aren't supposed to eat sushi when pregnant. This was the sushi boat I ordered on Tuesday for me and my partners (but mostly me tbh) as my first taste of sushi since May
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You aren't supposed to eat sushi when pregnant. This was the sushi boat I ordered on Tuesday for me and my partners (but mostly me tbh) as my first taste of sushi since May
Just normal heterosexual things from Ireland's most famous export
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just normal heterosexual things from Ireland's most famous export
I can see the ocean from my delivery room 💙💙
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I can see the ocean from my delivery room 💙💙
Induction tomorrow! Bought myself 4 games on my switch wish list, got my bags and snacks all packed up, wish me luck friendos!
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Induction tomorrow! Bought myself 4 games on my switch wish list, got my bags and snacks all packed up, wish me luck friendos!
Too busy trying to dodge covid, RSV, and the flu to go out tonight going to stay in with @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social who says if you start when Harry met Sally at 1030 you can align the new year with the new year scene
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Too busy trying to dodge covid, RSV, and the flu to go out tonight going to stay in with @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social who says if you start when Harry met Sally at 1030 you can align the new year with the new year scene
Having 1% more knowledge than some other rando on the Internet once again reminding me that 99.9% of people have no idea what they're talking about
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Having 1% more knowledge than some other rando on the Internet once again reminding me that 99.9% of people have no idea what they're talking about
Got an apology from my mother today so going into 2026 with pretty strong positive energy
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Got an apology from my mother today so going into 2026 with pretty strong positive energy
Crying over the Remy the rat animatronic from the new defunctland video I'm finally getting to watch. He's so cute I want him so help me cooke everything
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Crying over the Remy the rat animatronic from the new defunctland video I'm finally getting to watch. He's so cute I want him so help me cooke everything
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Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
Name a better feeling than all the tasks you set for yourself when you were looking around the kitchen drinking a glass of water at 4am are DONE and COMPLETED by someone else by the time you wake up at 10
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Name a better feeling than all the tasks you set for yourself when you were looking around the kitchen drinking a glass of water at 4am are DONE and COMPLETED by someone else by the time you wake up at 10
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@softoctober.bsky.social in a nutshell
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@softoctober.bsky.social in a nutshell
Spouse: so what's this game about?
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Spouse: so what's this game about?
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
The virgin Cameron Diaz The Holiday plotline vs the chad Kate Winslet The Holiday plotline
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The virgin Cameron Diaz The Holiday plotline vs the chad Kate Winslet The Holiday plotline