Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast
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Oh don't forget the quarter teaspoon of garlic powder
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So many American recipes be like "combine two premade cans four pounds of various premade dairy products and two bags of frozen vegetables into a baking dish and cook for an hour"
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When I die I wanna be reincarnated as a shark that eats tourists at Hamptons beaches
softoctober.bsky.social
Look up this reporters photo. Man wouldn't know cool if he paid for cool to slap him in the face
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also don't bring bruce and bob into this
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Imagine thinking you know anything about music and then writing this headline
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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softoctober.bsky.social
Criticism of Hades 2 in terms of like.... Moral purity culture is so fucking funny to me. They're gods and titans, Madison, that one ate six of his kids and a rock he thought was his seventh and we're out here talking about what constitutes an accurate portrayal of gaslighting???
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Okay so waiting for godot kind of fucking ruled
softoctober.bsky.social
"how could the cornerstone play of the theater of the absurd genre be so ABSURD???"
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I mean we wouldn't want Frankenstein discussion to promote anything unethical!!!!! Or illegal!!!! In our discussion of the book where a lonely weirdo steals body parts!!!
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Intermediary three days later: THE CLIENT WANTS TO SEE THE MOCKUP NOW I NEED THIS ASAP

Me: fuck this.
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Me: we should have a zoom meeting so I know exactly what the client wants

Intermediary: no we can't do THAT!! We have to guess it'll be fine

Me: that doesn't sound right but since you're the on paying me....
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I'm never ever ever taking a commission through an intermediary ever again.
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Coolest fucking Lego build Ive done in a minute it's Baker Street that folds up into a book and legit has a bunch of cool little secrets!
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Happy to add your folks to list of parents and parental figures I will toss into the long island sound