Sohum
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Sohum
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· Nov 6
Sup Bluesky fam!
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
Got my first acceptance letter 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Sup Bluesky fam!
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Got my first acceptance letter 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
I really got off work at 4am, went home, sparked a j, opened twitter, and found out we bombed a sovereign nation and abducted its president and First Lady
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I really got off work at 4am, went home, sparked a j, opened twitter, and found out we bombed a sovereign nation and abducted its president and First Lady
No what the fuck is this 😩
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
No what the fuck is this 😩
My dog looking at me while I yell LONG LIVE MAMDANISTAN and watch Zohran’s inaugural address
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January 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
My dog looking at me while I yell LONG LIVE MAMDANISTAN and watch Zohran’s inaugural address
Always 🙂↕️
Be more handsome in 2026. I believe in you.
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Always 🙂↕️
I just got a text from the owner 15 min before my shift and as I was walking out the door that they don’t need me tonight 🙌🏾 2026 is my year of manifesting everything I want 🙂↕️
Ironically, this year I’d like nothing more than to stay at home and smoke and chill with my pup but I have to work at a bar until close 😭
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I just got a text from the owner 15 min before my shift and as I was walking out the door that they don’t need me tonight 🙌🏾 2026 is my year of manifesting everything I want 🙂↕️
Ironically, this year I’d like nothing more than to stay at home and smoke and chill with my pup but I have to work at a bar until close 😭
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ironically, this year I’d like nothing more than to stay at home and smoke and chill with my pup but I have to work at a bar until close 😭
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally put my tree up 🥹
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finally put my tree up 🥹
UP THE CHELS
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December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
UP THE CHELS
Hot take: Texas is actually a blue state that’s been gerrymandered to hell and back to make it red
Jasmine Crockett: “To every politician celebrating this decision, let me offer a word of caution — Don't get too comfortable — When you push district lines this far, you risk losing the very seats you thought you locked in“
I think we can turn Texas blue—
I think we can turn Texas blue—
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Hot take: Texas is actually a blue state that’s been gerrymandered to hell and back to make it red
Beautiful lady asked me out on a date while I’m working. Ikdr 🙂↕️🙂↕️😌
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Beautiful lady asked me out on a date while I’m working. Ikdr 🙂↕️🙂↕️😌
Eating dumplings with this lil dumpling 🥟 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Eating dumplings with this lil dumpling 🥟 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰
I submitted my first apps last night 🥳🤓
Sup Bluesky fam!
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I submitted my first apps last night 🥳🤓
I’ve been using the same starting word for years and IT FINALLY HIT
Wordle 1,603 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,603 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve been using the same starting word for years and IT FINALLY HIT
Wordle 1,603 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,603 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sup Bluesky fam!
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sup Bluesky fam!
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while.
Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓
I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho.
Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌
Blue jays fans after we won last night
November 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Blue jays fans after we won last night
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absolutely not
Does anybody think they can honestly be in a polyamorous relationship? 👀
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
absolutely not
Ugh ima have to spend so much money on dodgers WS gear 😩
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ugh ima have to spend so much money on dodgers WS gear 😩
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Sweet, buttery cornbread
Buttery cornbread or sweet cornbread?
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sweet, buttery cornbread
How we feeling today, Dodgers fam??
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How we feeling today, Dodgers fam??
I did black nail polish & eyeliner for my Halloween costume this year. I have exes, so in the back of my mind I know women wash their faces with makeup remover every night before bed but i don’t wear makeup regularly so it didn’t occur to me to buy makeup remover 😭😭
1/3
1/3
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I did black nail polish & eyeliner for my Halloween costume this year. I have exes, so in the back of my mind I know women wash their faces with makeup remover every night before bed but i don’t wear makeup regularly so it didn’t occur to me to buy makeup remover 😭😭
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1/3
Damn crazy ass night. Only had to break up 2 fights and kick a few ppl out tho so not too bad 😁
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Damn crazy ass night. Only had to break up 2 fights and kick a few ppl out tho so not too bad 😁
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Sometimes, people aren't weird, they just refused to accept the conditioning.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sometimes, people aren't weird, they just refused to accept the conditioning.
1312 ACAB #casualties #happyhallowen
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
1312 ACAB #casualties #happyhallowen