soldergoblin.bsky.social
@soldergoblin.bsky.social
I was a victim of manspreading at the lyric theatre tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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We need to stop using “highly functional” as a modifier with our disorders. It’s too much pressure on those of us who are just shooting for “moderately functional”.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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we got don cheadle dreams on a terrence howard budget
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Months of the year:

October
October
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November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Will this be the year I send out Christmas cards? (No.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A broken tooth on Thanksgiving had to be what got Hitler started.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gorped up in Jerusalem.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just know that if I say something mean about drinking its because im jealous but also drinking is gay (derogatory)
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Man fuck a biker band
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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local failed mma fighter wannabe influencer advocates for more police brutality
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Everything is made of worms
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Scrimps on a tree
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It takes a man to dont when can
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I want a bass mentor so bad :(
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me gungy
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Fender Colonelcaster
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is a cuck lamp above the chair or the bed
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Boy I sure am disappointed about everything.
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wanna host a battle of the bands but we all play magic: the gathering.
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sauce me, mommy
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She be working so hard
September 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For my birthday I wear a size 1970s Acoustic Control Corp 370/371 with 18" folded horn.
September 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dog urethra
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You're in her DMs; shes bare assed farting on my leg while im trying to sleep
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM