Soma
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As much as I wish I could grab Imbibitor Lunae or Jingliu, I’m gonna have to go with Sparkle just so I can actually use Archer or other SP-hungry units.
And I know a bunch of folks are gonna jump at the chance to grab Kafka for free since she was buffed not too long ago. ✨
And I know a bunch of folks are gonna jump at the chance to grab Kafka for free since she was buffed not too long ago. ✨
After the Version 4.0 update, Trailblazers can log in to the game and choose one of the following seven characters to obtain for free: Jing Yuan, Kafka, Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae, Jingliu, Sparkle, Acheron, or Aventurine.
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
As much as I wish I could grab Imbibitor Lunae or Jingliu, I’m gonna have to go with Sparkle just so I can actually use Archer or other SP-hungry units.
And I know a bunch of folks are gonna jump at the chance to grab Kafka for free since she was buffed not too long ago. ✨
And I know a bunch of folks are gonna jump at the chance to grab Kafka for free since she was buffed not too long ago. ✨
Shout out to Zenless Zone Zero for having a skip button because I had not done the main story or the Sword Seeker event quest, started them tonight at 10:42 PM and just barely finished with twenty-two and a half minutes to spare while smashing that skip button the whole time. 💀
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Shout out to Zenless Zone Zero for having a skip button because I had not done the main story or the Sword Seeker event quest, started them tonight at 10:42 PM and just barely finished with twenty-two and a half minutes to spare while smashing that skip button the whole time. 💀
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It’s really not difficult to say “Fuck you and your pedophile friends” and the men who didn’t were making a conscious choice
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It’s really not difficult to say “Fuck you and your pedophile friends” and the men who didn’t were making a conscious choice
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Cozy vibes while our landlord tries to figure out why the system in the attic is making a crazy noise when the heater is running~
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Cozy vibes while our landlord tries to figure out why the system in the attic is making a crazy noise when the heater is running~
I am depressed and angry and cold and I just need a big man to squeeze my head between his thighs.
January 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I am depressed and angry and cold and I just need a big man to squeeze my head between his thighs.
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cid in memoria misera: the meteor project must be stopped!!!
varis yae galvus:
varis yae galvus:
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
cid in memoria misera: the meteor project must be stopped!!!
varis yae galvus:
varis yae galvus:
Just turned 37 two months ago~ ✨
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Just turned 37 two months ago~ ✨
Leigh McGowan is all of us.
And f*ck Scott Jennings. Funny how, just hours ago, he was treating people walking into a church and calling out a pastor as the most disgusting, horrifying thing ever, but the government covering up ch*ld s*x trafficking is just "golly gee, let's not get too upset."
And f*ck Scott Jennings. Funny how, just hours ago, he was treating people walking into a church and calling out a pastor as the most disgusting, horrifying thing ever, but the government covering up ch*ld s*x trafficking is just "golly gee, let's not get too upset."
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Leigh McGowan is all of us.
And f*ck Scott Jennings. Funny how, just hours ago, he was treating people walking into a church and calling out a pastor as the most disgusting, horrifying thing ever, but the government covering up ch*ld s*x trafficking is just "golly gee, let's not get too upset."
And f*ck Scott Jennings. Funny how, just hours ago, he was treating people walking into a church and calling out a pastor as the most disgusting, horrifying thing ever, but the government covering up ch*ld s*x trafficking is just "golly gee, let's not get too upset."
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Silent Hill doesn't seem to work on this gull 😆
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Silent Hill doesn't seem to work on this gull 😆
Having some birria brisket ramen for lunch because we spotted an ad for it at the bbq place on the way out of HEB~
Hell ye ✨
Hell ye ✨
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Having some birria brisket ramen for lunch because we spotted an ad for it at the bbq place on the way out of HEB~
Hell ye ✨
Hell ye ✨
Honey, you didn't "present" him anything; you have him yours as a "present."
You are not a member of the Nobel Committee and cannot award a Peace Prize to anybody.
So congrats, sis. He's still not a recipient and now you don't have a medal or a Venezuelan Presidency.
You are not a member of the Nobel Committee and cannot award a Peace Prize to anybody.
So congrats, sis. He's still not a recipient and now you don't have a medal or a Venezuelan Presidency.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Honey, you didn't "present" him anything; you have him yours as a "present."
You are not a member of the Nobel Committee and cannot award a Peace Prize to anybody.
So congrats, sis. He's still not a recipient and now you don't have a medal or a Venezuelan Presidency.
You are not a member of the Nobel Committee and cannot award a Peace Prize to anybody.
So congrats, sis. He's still not a recipient and now you don't have a medal or a Venezuelan Presidency.
Had to go pretty close to hard pity to get her, but she came home!
I have ZERO interest in the upcoming idol faction, so I’ll hopefully get to save up for at least a few patches~ #ZenlessZoneZero
I have ZERO interest in the upcoming idol faction, so I’ll hopefully get to save up for at least a few patches~ #ZenlessZoneZero
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Had to go pretty close to hard pity to get her, but she came home!
I have ZERO interest in the upcoming idol faction, so I’ll hopefully get to save up for at least a few patches~ #ZenlessZoneZero
I have ZERO interest in the upcoming idol faction, so I’ll hopefully get to save up for at least a few patches~ #ZenlessZoneZero
It’s gonna take forever to build her, but: ye~ ✨🌙✨ #GenshinImpact
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
It’s gonna take forever to build her, but: ye~ ✨🌙✨ #GenshinImpact
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It's @trippenflux.bsky.social 's birthday! So I had to draw a lil Webbe 💕 Now go wish him a happy birthday!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It's @trippenflux.bsky.social 's birthday! So I had to draw a lil Webbe 💕 Now go wish him a happy birthday!!
If I'm ever President, @kathygriffin.bsky.social, @rosieodonell.bsky.social, @ejeancarroll.bsky.social and anyone else with a platform who had enough of a spine to unapologetically stand up for what's right against the scumbags in power right now is getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm ever President, @kathygriffin.bsky.social, @rosieodonell.bsky.social, @ejeancarroll.bsky.social and anyone else with a platform who had enough of a spine to unapologetically stand up for what's right against the scumbags in power right now is getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
He believes the lesson is that he and his men can do whatever they want because this administration will defend them.
He has yet to realize (but will discover in horror before long) that the lesson is that we will not tolerate this and whoever we put in power next will lock up every one of them.
He has yet to realize (but will discover in horror before long) that the lesson is that we will not tolerate this and whoever we put in power next will lock up every one of them.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
He believes the lesson is that he and his men can do whatever they want because this administration will defend them.
He has yet to realize (but will discover in horror before long) that the lesson is that we will not tolerate this and whoever we put in power next will lock up every one of them.
He has yet to realize (but will discover in horror before long) that the lesson is that we will not tolerate this and whoever we put in power next will lock up every one of them.
Nothing to see here. Just the CEO of Epic Games claiming that legislators calling for app stores to remove an app containing a feature that allows users to generate deepfakes and CSAM is somehow "trying to crush their political opponent's company."
Mind you, El*n M*sk isn't a politician. At all.
Mind you, El*n M*sk isn't a politician. At all.
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Nothing to see here. Just the CEO of Epic Games claiming that legislators calling for app stores to remove an app containing a feature that allows users to generate deepfakes and CSAM is somehow "trying to crush their political opponent's company."
Mind you, El*n M*sk isn't a politician. At all.
Mind you, El*n M*sk isn't a politician. At all.
Fetterman continuing to prove by the day the necessity of passing a law that would allow a party's caucus to immediately recall their own elected representative following a medical episode because apparently you can have a stroke and suffer just enough brain damage to turn into a Republican.
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Fetterman continuing to prove by the day the necessity of passing a law that would allow a party's caucus to immediately recall their own elected representative following a medical episode because apparently you can have a stroke and suffer just enough brain damage to turn into a Republican.
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this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
No, I'm pretty fucking sure that the state of Minnesota does, in fact, have jurisdiction over an investigation for a murder that occurred in Minnesota.
The suspect being a federal officer may affect what charges can be filed, but it does not strip the state of their right to investigate a crime.
The suspect being a federal officer may affect what charges can be filed, but it does not strip the state of their right to investigate a crime.
Noem on Minnesota officials: "They have not been cut out. They don't have any jurisdiction in this investigation."
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
No, I'm pretty fucking sure that the state of Minnesota does, in fact, have jurisdiction over an investigation for a murder that occurred in Minnesota.
The suspect being a federal officer may affect what charges can be filed, but it does not strip the state of their right to investigate a crime.
The suspect being a federal officer may affect what charges can be filed, but it does not strip the state of their right to investigate a crime.
Literally this. They were banking on being able to use their misinformation campaign to try to scuttle Walz's reelection bid, despite the fact that his administration conducted most of the fraud investigations/prosecutions.
Having to run against Klobuchar now instead is their worst case scenario.
Having to run against Klobuchar now instead is their worst case scenario.
Either way, this is actually AWFUL news for the MN GOP.
Their statewide candidates are already weak.
Despite misgivings on the left, Klobuchar is the most popular politician in MN and would likely win in such a landslide that it would threaten many GOP candidates downballot.
Their statewide candidates are already weak.
Despite misgivings on the left, Klobuchar is the most popular politician in MN and would likely win in such a landslide that it would threaten many GOP candidates downballot.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Literally this. They were banking on being able to use their misinformation campaign to try to scuttle Walz's reelection bid, despite the fact that his administration conducted most of the fraud investigations/prosecutions.
Having to run against Klobuchar now instead is their worst case scenario.
Having to run against Klobuchar now instead is their worst case scenario.
Mind you, the very same people mocking and insisting that she "deserved it" because she tried to flee from masked lunatics with guns at 1mph simultaneously insist Ashli Babbitt was a poor, innocent victim despite her storming the Capitol with a violent mob to stop the certification of an election.
Turned on CNN just to see what the what and there's Scott Jennings, "was no angel-ing" the mother of a toddler who got shot in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Mind you, the very same people mocking and insisting that she "deserved it" because she tried to flee from masked lunatics with guns at 1mph simultaneously insist Ashli Babbitt was a poor, innocent victim despite her storming the Capitol with a violent mob to stop the certification of an election.
I did it. I finally completed Currency Wars~ ✨🦨✨ #HonkaiStarRail
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I did it. I finally completed Currency Wars~ ✨🦨✨ #HonkaiStarRail
95% Of My Brain: "It takes a special kind of disgusting to get away with one of the most heinous crimes imaginable and then joke about it."
5% Of My Brain: "Go right ahead, if only for the potential that your arrogance and stupidity results in the ultimate irony."
5% Of My Brain: "Go right ahead, if only for the potential that your arrogance and stupidity results in the ultimate irony."
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
95% Of My Brain: "It takes a special kind of disgusting to get away with one of the most heinous crimes imaginable and then joke about it."
5% Of My Brain: "Go right ahead, if only for the potential that your arrogance and stupidity results in the ultimate irony."
5% Of My Brain: "Go right ahead, if only for the potential that your arrogance and stupidity results in the ultimate irony."