Mark Farrell
@somemarkfarrell.bsky.social
Involved with a couple things you might have seen on (Canadian) tv. Posts do not reflect the views of my employer. Self-employed.
Reposted by Mark Farrell
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
The plot in 24 where Jack brings the AG proof that the President is a criminal and the AG charges and arrests the President really makes me laugh.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The plot in 24 where Jack brings the AG proof that the President is a criminal and the AG charges and arrests the President really makes me laugh.
I’ve read that the current President hates sharks though he doesn’t mind Great Whites.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’ve read that the current President hates sharks though he doesn’t mind Great Whites.
I hear people complaining that the white paint used for Halifax crosswalks gets slippery when it’s wet, but really who cares? I mean it’s not like it ever rains in Halifax and even if it did and you fell in a crosswalk, what’s the worst that could happen?
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I hear people complaining that the white paint used for Halifax crosswalks gets slippery when it’s wet, but really who cares? I mean it’s not like it ever rains in Halifax and even if it did and you fell in a crosswalk, what’s the worst that could happen?
Wow I can’t find anyone in Venezuela to do some skywriting work for me. I guess people just don’t want to work weekends anymore. 🤷♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Wow I can’t find anyone in Venezuela to do some skywriting work for me. I guess people just don’t want to work weekends anymore. 🤷♂️
Reposted by Mark Farrell
some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
Why do people , especially on social media, answer rhetorical questions?
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why do people , especially on social media, answer rhetorical questions?
I just wish Pluribus would slow down a little.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just wish Pluribus would slow down a little.
Gosh I hope John Madden gets mentioned today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Gosh I hope John Madden gets mentioned today.
I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face: I am not a Smurf!
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face: I am not a Smurf!
There are many weird, eerie, and downright bizarre coincidences between John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. For example: did you know they were both American presidents?
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There are many weird, eerie, and downright bizarre coincidences between John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. For example: did you know they were both American presidents?
Reposted by Mark Farrell
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Everyone is trying to figure out why MTG is stepping down. Maybe it’s not that complicated. Maybe she just wants to get back to the simpler pleasures she enjoyed before the time commitments of running for and serving in Congress, most notably: hassling the survivors of school shootings.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Everyone is trying to figure out why MTG is stepping down. Maybe it’s not that complicated. Maybe she just wants to get back to the simpler pleasures she enjoyed before the time commitments of running for and serving in Congress, most notably: hassling the survivors of school shootings.
Reposted by Mark Farrell
I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes.
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes.
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
Reposted by Mark Farrell
People stuck using catchphrases from 10 years ago are epic fails.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
People stuck using catchphrases from 10 years ago are epic fails.
Man I did not have one of my favourite (criminally under-used) characters on The Morning Show using the hacky-tropey ‘on my Bingo Card’ clam on my Bingo Card.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Man I did not have one of my favourite (criminally under-used) characters on The Morning Show using the hacky-tropey ‘on my Bingo Card’ clam on my Bingo Card.
I locked in my Quality Street tin at $19.99. I’ve seen as high as $27.99 with the median being $24.99. I’m sure I’ll see it lower later but I just didn’t want to roll the dice. Maybe when I was younger but I’m just not that person anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I locked in my Quality Street tin at $19.99. I’ve seen as high as $27.99 with the median being $24.99. I’m sure I’ll see it lower later but I just didn’t want to roll the dice. Maybe when I was younger but I’m just not that person anymore.
That the Giants new coach is named Kafka seems kind of perfect.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
That the Giants new coach is named Kafka seems kind of perfect.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The worst thing about Dick Cheney’s death is that he won’t be able to stump for the Democrats in 2026. The centrists will have to find another way to hand the midterms to the Republicans.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The worst thing about Dick Cheney’s death is that he won’t be able to stump for the Democrats in 2026. The centrists will have to find another way to hand the midterms to the Republicans.
Reposted by Mark Farrell
Bad night for sexual assaulters all around
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bad night for sexual assaulters all around
Reposted by Mark Farrell
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Wow the 43th President, Dick Cheney, just died.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wow the 43th President, Dick Cheney, just died.
Not the best weekend ever for this Blue Jays/Packers fan.
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Not the best weekend ever for this Blue Jays/Packers fan.