Obi Wan Kenoblerone
@somewelshmook.bsky.social
Random ADHD he/him dipshit
G'night my lovelies
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
G'night my lovelies
Definitely too drunk to be online right now
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Definitely too drunk to be online right now
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it's time to praise the black stars
in sickly skies of white
we're sailing to carcosa
with the yellow king tonight
in sickly skies of white
we're sailing to carcosa
with the yellow king tonight
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
it's time to praise the black stars
in sickly skies of white
we're sailing to carcosa
with the yellow king tonight
in sickly skies of white
we're sailing to carcosa
with the yellow king tonight
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Though it would be nice if our horn players could remember their fucking cues. I literally had to lean into one of our saxophonists' ears and scream 'Solo! Play your fucking solo!' cos he was just, like, looking around to see what everyone else was doing
January 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Though it would be nice if our horn players could remember their fucking cues. I literally had to lean into one of our saxophonists' ears and scream 'Solo! Play your fucking solo!' cos he was just, like, looking around to see what everyone else was doing
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The best thing about playing weddings is watching a bunch of middle-aged suit-wearing white guys in their 40s drunkenly strutting their funky stuff, looking like a bunch of imperfectly reanimated corpses struggling to remember how to do the Mashed Potato
January 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The best thing about playing weddings is watching a bunch of middle-aged suit-wearing white guys in their 40s drunkenly strutting their funky stuff, looking like a bunch of imperfectly reanimated corpses struggling to remember how to do the Mashed Potato
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I tell a lie, the worst one was when I started playing Raining Blood at full volume, just to see if it sounded ok, only to have our sax player hit me on the arm and point out that the newlyweds were having their 1st dance and the entire room was deathglaring me.
The worst one was on a Sunday evening where 75% of the attendees were about 75 years old. Why we got hired for that gig is completely beyond me. I guess the couple getting hitched liked us and it didn't occur to them that all their relatives would hate us, or that everyone young had to work next day
January 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I tell a lie, the worst one was when I started playing Raining Blood at full volume, just to see if it sounded ok, only to have our sax player hit me on the arm and point out that the newlyweds were having their 1st dance and the entire room was deathglaring me.
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My grandfather would be losing his shit if he was still around. Nazis?! In America?! He got torpedoed twice by those bitches only for the world to end up like this? He would be fucking fuming, and he was a very mild-mannered guy - kept his medals in a drawer somewhere, didn't talk about it much
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My grandfather would be losing his shit if he was still around. Nazis?! In America?! He got torpedoed twice by those bitches only for the world to end up like this? He would be fucking fuming, and he was a very mild-mannered guy - kept his medals in a drawer somewhere, didn't talk about it much
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Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke where he sees that his grandma has a huge bruise on her ribs, and says Jeez, Grandma, how did you get that bruise? And she says, "the wind"
I am officially in "what the hell this bruise comes from" era.
February 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke where he sees that his grandma has a huge bruise on her ribs, and says Jeez, Grandma, how did you get that bruise? And she says, "the wind"
How the fuck is that racist old mummy still going?
Chin up, folks, he'll probably die soon
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How the fuck is that racist old mummy still going?
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Mmmm, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 et cetera
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Mmmm, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 et cetera
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Nearly lost out on it cos they said I was overqualified
Finally got my dream job as a cautionary tale
April 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nearly lost out on it cos they said I was overqualified
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Sound up for the full effect
Exhibit A of why dogs make life better: no human I know acts like this every time I show up
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sound up for the full effect
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famous names become weird when you say them properIy - CharIes Berry, Jonathan Cash, Pyjamas Harvey
September 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM
famous names become weird when you say them properIy - CharIes Berry, Jonathan Cash, Pyjamas Harvey
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Now that I have have a teenage kid of my own, I can feel my dad's I Told You So vibe and mocking laughter all the way from the afterlife
November 16, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Now that I have have a teenage kid of my own, I can feel my dad's I Told You So vibe and mocking laughter all the way from the afterlife
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So far this sequel to The Office is a bit dark. Pam looks different and Jim hasn't looked straight down the lens once and why isn't anyone talking?
October 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
So far this sequel to The Office is a bit dark. Pam looks different and Jim hasn't looked straight down the lens once and why isn't anyone talking?
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David Byrne: Stop making sense
David Lynch: Way ahead of you there buddy
David Lynch: Way ahead of you there buddy
When I was about 9 I thought David Lynch and David Byrne were the same person
I had this vague idea that the guy in the huge suit directed Dune
I had this vague idea that the guy in the huge suit directed Dune
February 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
David Byrne: Stop making sense
David Lynch: Way ahead of you there buddy
David Lynch: Way ahead of you there buddy
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me: must stop drunk posting
the devil on my shoulder: you're funnier when you're drunk
the angel on my other shoulder: don't even talk to me, man, you guys haven't listened to me in years, you're gonna do what you're gonna do so just fuckin do it already
the devil on my shoulder: you're funnier when you're drunk
the angel on my other shoulder: don't even talk to me, man, you guys haven't listened to me in years, you're gonna do what you're gonna do so just fuckin do it already
June 10, 2024 at 2:59 AM
me: must stop drunk posting
the devil on my shoulder: you're funnier when you're drunk
the angel on my other shoulder: don't even talk to me, man, you guys haven't listened to me in years, you're gonna do what you're gonna do so just fuckin do it already
the devil on my shoulder: you're funnier when you're drunk
the angel on my other shoulder: don't even talk to me, man, you guys haven't listened to me in years, you're gonna do what you're gonna do so just fuckin do it already
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when there was one set of footprints, it was cos I just kiIIed and ate you
October 9, 2024 at 12:50 AM
when there was one set of footprints, it was cos I just kiIIed and ate you
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Got a random 'thank you for everything you do' from my 13 year old and nearly burst into tears
April 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Got a random 'thank you for everything you do' from my 13 year old and nearly burst into tears
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The arc of the universe bends towards fuck this
June 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
The arc of the universe bends towards fuck this
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It's time for ph'nglui
It's time to mglw'nafh
Time for Cthulhu R'lyeh
On the Lovecraft show tonight
It's time to mglw'nafh
Time for Cthulhu R'lyeh
On the Lovecraft show tonight
June 9, 2024 at 3:49 AM
It's time for ph'nglui
It's time to mglw'nafh
Time for Cthulhu R'lyeh
On the Lovecraft show tonight
It's time to mglw'nafh
Time for Cthulhu R'lyeh
On the Lovecraft show tonight
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(horse walks into a bar)
Barman: Why the lo-
Horse: Oh the long face? Cos I'm a horse, you fucking idiot. Whiskey sour, and keep the dumb jokes to yourself. I swear, every one of you assholes thinks you're the first
Barman: Why the lo-
Horse: Oh the long face? Cos I'm a horse, you fucking idiot. Whiskey sour, and keep the dumb jokes to yourself. I swear, every one of you assholes thinks you're the first
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(horse walks into a bar)
Barman: Why the lo-
Horse: Oh the long face? Cos I'm a horse, you fucking idiot. Whiskey sour, and keep the dumb jokes to yourself. I swear, every one of you assholes thinks you're the first
Barman: Why the lo-
Horse: Oh the long face? Cos I'm a horse, you fucking idiot. Whiskey sour, and keep the dumb jokes to yourself. I swear, every one of you assholes thinks you're the first
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They should invent a centre that can hold
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They should invent a centre that can hold
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The first rule of trite club is that everything happens for a reason
May 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The first rule of trite club is that everything happens for a reason
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Look at this ridiculous creature
May 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Look at this ridiculous creature