Obi Wan Kenoblerone
@somewelshmook.bsky.social
Random ADHD he/him dipshit
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
I will never stop being pissed off that the whole world seems to be bending over backwards to please that pathetic talentless rapist paedophile shitty game show host racist scumfuck cunt
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I will never stop being pissed off that the whole world seems to be bending over backwards to please that pathetic talentless rapist paedophile shitty game show host racist scumfuck cunt
I saw Buddy Guy in Glastonbury in 1992 and he was fucking mind blowing. He played a version of Voodoo Chile that practically melted my face off
Buddy Guy is celebrating his 90th birthday with a North American summer tour. blockclubchi.co/4kBso9M
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I saw Buddy Guy in Glastonbury in 1992 and he was fucking mind blowing. He played a version of Voodoo Chile that practically melted my face off
This is fucking garbage
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is fucking garbage
I have been impressed by a grand total of two (2) politicians in my entire life, and they are Mhairi Black and Zohran Mamdani
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I have been impressed by a grand total of two (2) politicians in my entire life, and they are Mhairi Black and Zohran Mamdani
(reading the menswear guy's feed)
Oh fuck they've gone bespoke
Oh fuck they've gone bespoke
[seeing a british actor on n an american tv sitcom show]
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
(reading the menswear guy's feed)
Oh fuck they've gone bespoke
Oh fuck they've gone bespoke
I just noticed that the slogan of Palatine's political opponent in Taxi Driver is 'A Return To Greatness'. Hmm, that sounds familiar
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I just noticed that the slogan of Palatine's political opponent in Taxi Driver is 'A Return To Greatness'. Hmm, that sounds familiar
Personally I hope that George RR Martin never finishes Winds Of Winter, cos that's the funniest possible outcome after, y'know, everything
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Personally I hope that George RR Martin never finishes Winds Of Winter, cos that's the funniest possible outcome after, y'know, everything
Kid Rock out here looking like a simpleton hillbilly from a Garth Ennis comic who's never been told it's bad form to fuck the livestock
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Kid Rock out here looking like a simpleton hillbilly from a Garth Ennis comic who's never been told it's bad form to fuck the livestock
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a walking stick
-a pair of extremely high prescription lens glasses
-a lingering sense that somehow it wasn't worth the hassle
-a walking stick
-a pair of extremely high prescription lens glasses
-a lingering sense that somehow it wasn't worth the hassle
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
I scattered my father's ashes today, and even though I checked which way the wind was blowing, I still ended up pulling a Big Lebowski and getting it all over me
Definitely inhaled some of it too
Definitely inhaled some of it too
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I scattered my father's ashes today, and even though I checked which way the wind was blowing, I still ended up pulling a Big Lebowski and getting it all over me
Definitely inhaled some of it too
Definitely inhaled some of it too
Howard The... never mind, I can't say that with a straight face
Name a film that should have won an oscar
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Howard The... never mind, I can't say that with a straight face
If Death doesn't turn out to be the skeleton dude with the scythe and robe I'm gonna be so pissed off, but then on the plus side I won't be pissed off for that long, so swings and roundabouts, innit
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
If Death doesn't turn out to be the skeleton dude with the scythe and robe I'm gonna be so pissed off, but then on the plus side I won't be pissed off for that long, so swings and roundabouts, innit
Loot that drops after defeating me:
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a walking stick
-a pair of extremely high prescription lens glasses
-a lingering sense that somehow it wasn't worth the hassle
-a walking stick
-a pair of extremely high prescription lens glasses
-a lingering sense that somehow it wasn't worth the hassle
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
A half empty packet of Rennies
Some receipts from years ago
An untuneable guitar
A drawing of Spider-Man my kid drew when they were six
Various keys that fit no lock in existence any more
This is what my internal dialogue sounds like
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This is what my internal dialogue sounds like
Name a perfect movie
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Name a perfect movie
Yes!
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Yes!
Fargo
Name your fav film with a woman protagonist
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Fargo
Werner Herzog
Thomas Pynchon
My mum
Thomas Pynchon
My mum
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Werner Herzog
Thomas Pynchon
My mum
Thomas Pynchon
My mum
Philomena Cunk
Alan Partridge
Martin Scorsese
Alan Partridge
Martin Scorsese
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Philomena Cunk
Alan Partridge
Martin Scorsese
Alan Partridge
Martin Scorsese
Howard The Duck
Name a movie that has a great concept but poor execution
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Howard The Duck
Pretty much anything by Scorsese or the Coen brothers
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Shining
The Jerk
Groundhog Day
The Incredibles
Being John Malkovich
Brazil
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
And of course, Howard The Duck
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Shining
The Jerk
Groundhog Day
The Incredibles
Being John Malkovich
Brazil
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
And of course, Howard The Duck
Name a movie that if it’s on TV you stop to watch it
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Pretty much anything by Scorsese or the Coen brothers
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Shining
The Jerk
Groundhog Day
The Incredibles
Being John Malkovich
Brazil
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
And of course, Howard The Duck
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Shining
The Jerk
Groundhog Day
The Incredibles
Being John Malkovich
Brazil
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
And of course, Howard The Duck
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
Reposted by Obi Wan Kenoblerone
In 2017, it was revealed Yuri Milner—a Russian Israeli investor—used hundreds of millions of $$$ from the Kremlin to invest in Facebook, Twitter, and a Jared Kushner venture.
Epstein phrased it this way:
“the paradise paperrs show the kremlin funneling mone= to kushner by using uri milner. whoops”
Epstein phrased it this way:
“the paradise paperrs show the kremlin funneling mone= to kushner by using uri milner. whoops”
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
In 2017, it was revealed Yuri Milner—a Russian Israeli investor—used hundreds of millions of $$$ from the Kremlin to invest in Facebook, Twitter, and a Jared Kushner venture.
Epstein phrased it this way:
“the paradise paperrs show the kremlin funneling mone= to kushner by using uri milner. whoops”
Epstein phrased it this way:
“the paradise paperrs show the kremlin funneling mone= to kushner by using uri milner. whoops”
My friend: See, what you need to understand about Sartre is that he was a deeply ugly man
Me: C'mon, he can't have been that ba- (sees a photo) OH GOOD LORD
Me: C'mon, he can't have been that ba- (sees a photo) OH GOOD LORD
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
My friend: See, what you need to understand about Sartre is that he was a deeply ugly man
Me: C'mon, he can't have been that ba- (sees a photo) OH GOOD LORD
Me: C'mon, he can't have been that ba- (sees a photo) OH GOOD LORD