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Rob, I guess
@somewhatrob.bsky.social
Edmonton
I was an extra in an Oscar winning movie. I won an Oscar.
Rob runs on Irn Bru.
Uh I guess problem too.
You can’t spell probably without rob.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
You can’t spell probably without rob.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
One thing I like about Canada in the olympics is that we all collectively have fairly low expectations except when it comes to hockey.

Outside of hockey no country celebrates the fuck out of a bronze like Canada.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I miss the national research council time signal.

youtu.be/8kELOLmJzxs?...
National Research Council Time Signal CBC Radio (1995)
YouTube video by Rick OnTheDrums
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Nick and Relic explore their feelings. Jesse is heartbroken.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Every time the Oshawa GM plant is shown on the news I feel the urge to shout “I used to work there!”
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'm being informed by one neighbour that another neighbour is currently using a flame thrower to melt the ice on his driveway. Anyways hope the street is still standing by the time I get home
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
this is exactly what I needed this morning.
scheduled post 🪗 🤘
anttipaalanen
Antti Paalanen
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
15 now.
14 obvious romance scam DMs today. How did I get so lucky?
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Sure you have your fancy Super Bowl commercials. I’ve got a French Gatorade commercial playing now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Someone at the grocery store decided to stock most of the stuff with the French label forward. Also every time I see the French word for peanuts I think something’s got spiders in it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
14 obvious romance scam DMs today. How did I get so lucky?
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
For the longest time I thought this was a fever dream. Nobody I knew remembered hearing this on a tv ad. It exists! Might have seen this album pitched on the Grand Forks tv station.

youtu.be/md0u95SH9a0
Gamel'ost Song
YouTube video by Otto Blihovde - Topic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
He takes up a lot of lap real estate.
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
For some weird reason you can still buy The Clapper.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I was a little skeptical but AirPods do a somewhat half decent stab at being hearing aids.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Please don’t shake your baby”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by Rob, I guess
Jollly Good Ginger
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social
Operation Dildo Blitz was a raging success
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I bought AirPods and good saltines at the Costco.
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
2026 is the 100 year anniversary of the radio jingle and alarm force was out there perfecting it a few decades ago.
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Gonna eat a cheap hot dog for lunch.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The day it finally happens,
I’ll open this app and see a bunch of jubilant vague posts without clear detail. I’ll wonder “did it finally happen?”
I’ll scroll further and still not see much of any details.
Just relief
I’ll eventually decide to look at a news website and see that he’s gone forever.
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
He’s been staring at me for almost an hour. I think he wants something.
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
So we booing the baddies at the opening ceremonies or nah?
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Jesus Christ America does everything need to be military grade? Just trying to find a phone case not invade a sovereign country. Or am I?
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM