Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
He never buys any smokes
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Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
· Aug 6
One time I tried to make a wish in a fountain, and my coin bounced back out. I tried a couple of more times. Same result. The fountain was right.
Lady I walked by was jamming to "Seasons in the Sun."
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lady I walked by was jamming to "Seasons in the Sun."
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December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Why can't I enjoy my weekends?
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why can't I enjoy my weekends?
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You can find me in your grocer's freezer.
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can find me in your grocer's freezer.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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Shared vocabulary ≠ shared meaning. Entering a conversation with its own internal logic doesn’t entitle you to redefine the terms and then object to how they’re used.
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Shared vocabulary ≠ shared meaning. Entering a conversation with its own internal logic doesn’t entitle you to redefine the terms and then object to how they’re used.
You can find me in your grocer's freezer.
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can find me in your grocer's freezer.
Why can't I enjoy my weekends?
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why can't I enjoy my weekends?
Prayers for asshole coworker.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Prayers for asshole coworker.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm sad I never got to see Jan Lewan live. He entranced his audience like a rock star, a mega church pastor.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm sad I never got to see Jan Lewan live. He entranced his audience like a rock star, a mega church pastor.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Foxes are cat-dogs.
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Foxes are cat-dogs.
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Tonight is the best hockey game of the year: Teddy Bear Toss.
When (if) the Solar Bears score a goal, new stuffed animals rain down on the ice and they go to local kids.
We only have four to throw this year
When (if) the Solar Bears score a goal, new stuffed animals rain down on the ice and they go to local kids.
We only have four to throw this year
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tonight is the best hockey game of the year: Teddy Bear Toss.
When (if) the Solar Bears score a goal, new stuffed animals rain down on the ice and they go to local kids.
We only have four to throw this year
When (if) the Solar Bears score a goal, new stuffed animals rain down on the ice and they go to local kids.
We only have four to throw this year
Foxes are cat-dogs.
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Foxes are cat-dogs.
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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we're all excited to see what dolan will be up to next
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
we're all excited to see what dolan will be up to next
How come I'm just now hearing about Bondi?
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
How come I'm just now hearing about Bondi?
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They say they want the kingdom, but they don't want God in it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
They say they want the kingdom, but they don't want God in it.
They say they want the kingdom, but they don't want God in it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
They say they want the kingdom, but they don't want God in it.
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Watching literal pro wrestling instead of the presidential address feels like a more honest choice than ever.
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching literal pro wrestling instead of the presidential address feels like a more honest choice than ever.
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You know what I just realized that I have not seen for the longest time? Christmas lights shaped like jalapeños or shotgun shells. I kind of miss that.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You know what I just realized that I have not seen for the longest time? Christmas lights shaped like jalapeños or shotgun shells. I kind of miss that.