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brandon
@spannerfrog.bsky.social
⭐ 33 ⭐ he/him or xe/hir ⭐ florida (from england) ⭐

i like pokemon, cats, guinea pigs, bears, signs, maps, transformers and other adjacent robot shows, furries, etc. and i allegedly draw sometimes but we'll see lol.
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★ Cream "Creamie" Smoothie, ♂, Jan. 2022 ★
★ Cheese "Cheese" Toastie, ♂, Jul. 2023 ★
★ Caramel "Caramel" Latte, ♂, Mar. 2024 ★
★ Chip "Chippy" Butty, ♂, 17th May 2024 ★
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Still At Large 🐹
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
creamie is going to the vets tomorrow. a whole fuckin 21 hours from now.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
is2g every guinea pig medical thing is like. something that could go to defcon 1 within a day. screams
January 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
licence plate collectors convention. on one hand, yes i would like to bankrupt myself at that con but also it's like. pretty much ALL white guys. at least like fan conventions have. other people
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Hey, baby! C'mon!
#bravepolicejdecker #bpjd
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
my digestive system suddenly feels not good and I hope it's the universe transferring it from creamie to me so I can deal with it instead
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
poor little tummy ache boy
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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MUSHROOM HOUSE GIRL #guineapigs
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
fuck yeah full odds shiny for one of my favourite pokemon?????
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
it's still not as bad as the strobe lights x formerly known as twitter sign, but it's like. this is what business owners in florida go for when they don't want to spend money and the sign company (if they used one) was like fuck it who cares
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"how much height do we have to work with. make the letters that exact height. and a FANCY font" and i would love to know if this is like. polished brass or really shitty paint on aluminum or something lmao. it's not a good sign
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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@sphealposting.bsky.social I made this for you.
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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It's the ciiiircle of piiiiig!~
Tried out some new techniques with some good old #guineapig art ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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depressing but this increasingly just the lesson for every single servant and every aspect of american life
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Slightly diminish a game

The Overexaggerated Viral Reddit Post of Zelda
Slightly diminish a game

Phylum Hearts
Slightly diminish a game

Dance Dance Status Quo
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
pokemon gold plated
Slightly diminish a game

Dance Dance Status Quo
Slightly diminish a game

Life is
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
uploaded a batch of pig photos to flickr and most are of creamie...... he can't help but be so photogenic
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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"Check out my new controller, Fred!"

"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM