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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 1d

Proof this man is a dog:

✔️ Has a red rocket
✔️ Wants to go walkies
✔️ Incessant barking
✔️ Must be told is good boi even when not

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 1d

Mhmm, yes. All of my dealers & friends totally asked us to come over with a smiley face.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 2d

Even Kentucky draws the line at cousins. 😬

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 3d

I was only allowed to wear skorts as a teenager because my sex-obsessed mother was always trying to find me indecent around my nethers.
Always telling me to pull my pants up when I sat, looking down the back of me! I like boy-short style undies better cuz bicycle shorts are too long sometimes.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 3d

What does he do with the rest of his income?
That's like secret family level of money.
He's either lying or has some sort of addiction but I wouldn't stick around to find out.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 5d

The broke bitch olympics.
Also applied in reverse to dismiss anyone else's pain.
Every time I worked at job on my feet all day & I need to rest my feet on my breaks, an obese male manager would appear to complain about their flat feet as the worst ever. I have cavus feet (the not neurological kind).

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 5d

Really? I couldn't tell it was for women because it's not pink.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 9d

I had a borderline biomom too. I don't even know what my relatives know or think about me, she was never close with them until I was adult & it was time to bully me & my partner. Not a single one ever asked how I was. B4 that, I was her nursemaid & parental advice for her older child. I feel ya. 🫂

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 9d

Boymom is jealous.
Boymom wants the husband treatment from her son.
Boymom wants every last extra cent from her son as a testament to their romantic love.
Boymom should ask her son to buy her a hobby.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 10d

Yeah, I get all that, just the weird phrasing. And ideally, she would know what the cost was beforehand in the lease.

✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 10d

Right, I mean that charging a tenant, the price & the conditions would (should) be outlined in the lease, so it shouldn't have been a surprise. Then again, I understand if a real person left out things for brevity & landlords can do some less than legal stuff.

✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 10d

For me, it's cleaning the yard of weeds. Do they mean mowing? Why ask for it to be done if you weren't aware of the cost already? What's in the lease?
Sure, info might just be brief for story, or Arizona, but- weed spray, vinegar, something??

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 10d

A humble harvest & more to come!
Zebrange, BIH Jolokia × Sugar Rush Peach (purple), Scotch Brains (orange), Goat Brains (pale yellow) super hot peppers; Jubilee, Black Cherry, & Yellow Pear tomatoes.
Cinderella Pumpkin
Calibrachoa (aka million bells)
Minnesota Midget Melon in the middle of mitosis!

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 12d

And get some freakin trash bags or use the store bag, not having a liner in bathroom trash is so gross!

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 12d

Besides all the other great points here, what cements this to me is the ice-cream container. When we were younger we'd pick up a sweet snack to share after & I have no other explanation for a stranger eating dessert in someone's bedroom/ensuite. Like that's really weird.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 14d

Don't wanna be "tamed"? Exile yourself, ferals don't get to selectively participate in society. Imagine being oblivious to getting upset about feeling upset & not being upset that you felt upset on the back end. So feeling emotions is only valid if the manosphere told you to get butthurt about it.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 15d

Wonder what she's doing with all that extra gas...

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 16d

Lmao, over 20 years ago I started joking that I traded in all the shitty skinny six-pack exs for a sweet guy with a pony keg.
He's never been judgmental or degrading about my body, especially the hirsuitism. Like he's Crocodile Dundee, THAT'S not body hair, THIS is body hair! *fluffs chest*

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 17d

It seems the color trait is now on top of more coat patterns, when I first saw a documentary on this long ago it was just black/black tuxes that had it. They blend into the early morning misty harbors. 😻

mycatdna.com/blogs/news/g...

Genetic Mutation Salmiak Gives Cats a 'Salty Liquorice' Coat Colour

See the newest cat coat pattern salmiak or “salty liquorice,” discovered by Wisdom Panel™ geneticist Heidi Anderson, PhD. Read on to learn more about this beautiful and unique pattern.

mycatdna.com

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 17d

Just last night hubs asked if I had heard of the salty liquorice (salmiak) coat color & I was a little confused because I had for many years. Turns out last year they published the DNA study that started way back in 2007!

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 17d

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 22d

I thought he hated that painting.

The first portrait of drumpf hung in the Colorado Capitol.

The Mooby the Golden Calf version of the aforementioned portrait.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 17d

Would it make the god less fake if the statue wasn't fake?

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 17d

I loved my Dad but he was deeply flawed like most men in the responsibility dept. Yes, he never complained about child support & never evaded, but he had zero fight or protective instinct towards his kids & never warned us bc alienation. Your children are with your abuser & you feign cluelessness!

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 19d

Gives a reason, calls it a mistake. One typically apologizes for a mistake.

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✨️Sparklepuff🌬 @sparklepuff.bsky.social · 22d

I thought he hated that painting.

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