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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

80 years ago Adolf Hitler wiped his bum, and on that toilet paper there was an orange stain.

Now that stain is President of the USA.

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 2d

If my mum and dad got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 2d

Can't pay,
We'll take it away.
Cretin whose shit doesn't stink.

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 2d

Dr McFadden won't prescribe a wealth tax.
If you don't feel comfortable being approached by strangers in GP surgeries tell them to get lost politely.
If they persist go absolutely mental at them they'll get the message and leave you alone

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 2d

Our Jim
Who art in chemicals
Rascist added to thy name
Thy kingdom come
Kill the planet will be done
On earth but he's not going to heaven
Forgive our Jim for poisoning us and
For killing our plant and
Those who help our Jim
For we love our planet
Forever and ever

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 2d

The Dog & Tesco
V
The Cat & Aldi
Live from the Poor Streets

Then

The Waitrose Inn
V
The Fortum & Masons
Live from the Rich Streets

It's cheaper to have our friends and work mates round our houses all chipping in

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 3d

Did you find the white powder in the toilets?
Or did Jimmy Thickly slip something in your drink?

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 3d

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 3d

After that Carney won't meet with president pedo again.

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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 4d

Don't forget that 41 Tory MPs in the last government took Russian donations. That might account for media reticence to report on the Nathan Gill case.

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 4d

SATAN is coming for you.

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 6d

The Nazis did that too.

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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 7d

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@bylinetimes.bsky.social can now reveal that, during the crucial period when convicted Reform leader Nathan Gill was most active, working directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s most senior ally in Ukraine, he was also one of Nigel Farage’s closest confidantes 1/12

‘Thick as Thieves’: Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage’s Putin Problem

Far from being distant from the Reform UK Leader, insiders told Byline Times that the former MEP convicted of bribery was one of Farage’s closest aides, while we reveal how Gill worked on the Kremlin’...

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 8d

Don't spread this Nigel Farage really wants it to disappear.

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 8d

Don't worry Baroness we'll get to them in due course.
Now about your scamming of the NHS and of our countries coffers do the right thing and hand it all back and crawl under your rancid rock .

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 8d

That's a tough sell after 14 years.
I wouldn't Truss the Tories you idiots crashed the economy and cost all of us more on our mortgages loads of us lost on our pensions, everybody lost.

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

The trouble now for Farage and his gouls that try to copy shitzispants Trump is they will be laughed at.
The Reform swan ride must be white and racist to ride (Goose-stepping optional)

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

Tell me this rag wants to say something racist about what happened in Manchester.
Quick slap a picture of the king of racism on the front page.

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

Call them out then.
Fact check them when you interview them.
You can do it straighten that spine.
Have a word with the breakfast slob he's the biggest knuckle dragging fluffer of the right wing.

Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

She is not thinking about her kids or grandchildren in the future.
She just thinks about money.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 9d

Javier Milei had to beg a bail-out and already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him.

Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing expenditure. That's leadership."

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 9d

I have watched his bit and the bit after Kuenssberg asks the question about 20 times and my ribs hurt.

Janey, Janey, Janey, still making me laugh from beyond.

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 9d

A NATO country supermarket to the rescue

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Phil @sparrowphil.bsky.social · 10d

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FARAGE BOATS
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