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this whole chapter is 1 emotional rollercoaster for Layne, he finally gets to be back in the wild, then his best friend starts acting weird around him + feels like he doesn't belong with the others all of a sudden, then he gets the memo of his 'sister' being on a deadly mission inside the mountain-
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Tory: "Du darfst den Moment gern mit uns teilen, ich kann mir vorstellen, Layne wurde in seinem Leben schon mal gebackstabbed."
Me: "Metaphorically oder physically, also die Antwort ist beides Mal ja."
#HaedrisErwacht
February 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
it's painful flashback o'clock
#HaedrisErwacht
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Azur 🤝 Mora
handling conflicts like pros (running away)
#HaedrisErwacht
February 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Roe die ganze Szene mit den Straßen-Kids über
#AugenVonAvernusDnD
a drawing of a person with a surprised look on his face
Alt: gif of a person with a surprised look on their face, in the background you can see the same person screaming
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February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Vince, on the verge of despair: "Ich dachte ich muss in dieser Party nur auf Sahal aufpassen-"

you thought the cleric is the mom of this party? guess again
#AugenVonAvernusDnD
meme with a person holding four feral or angry looking people on leashes, the person holding the leashes looking kind of annoyed or chill. the names for the 4 people are fiadh, roe, sahal and misery, the person holding the leashes is called alcasch.
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
“Ich glaube eine Ratte versteht nicht das Konzept von Gleichberechtigung”
#AugenVonAvernusDnD
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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tinuktiva.bsky.social
"raff dich ma junge" Neifile putting into words everyone's sentiment towards Alvaro

#pharaohstouchdnd #lindnd
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
DM: hallo macht bitte ne long rest ich möchte euch mit erinnerungen und träumen torturen
#PharaosTouchDnD
February 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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textualpoacher.bsky.social
#pharaohstouchdnd
Neifile: "Du bist wirklich der absolute Bringer auf jeder Party oder?"
Al: "Ja, wenn ich komme, gehen alle. Ist das normal?"
Neifile: ???
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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textualpoacher.bsky.social
#pharaohstouchdnd
@sperlingskind.bsky.social Diese Party besteht aus zwei Flummis und einem Stein.
February 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
hallo liebe pen and paper online runde, gibts empfehlungen für solide headsets, gaming headsets, whatever, ich kenn mich doch nicht aus und mein altes gibt den geist auf
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
nehm ich, solide multiclass
the test results from the dnd online test which class applies to your personality, you can see a diagram with the classes in different colors with the following results: barbarian 85%, bard 70%, cleric 45%, druid 65%, fighter 50%, monk 50%, paladin 80%, ranger 70%, rogue 45%, sorcerer 75%, warlock 60% and wizard 45%. it says "your class is barbarian (85%)" on the bottom.
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
auf einer skala von 1 bis sich sehenden auges überm waschbecken kochendes wasser aus wasserkocher über die hand gießen, wie müde bist du
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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meerkat-anna.bsky.social
Mein Herz ist gebrochen. Vermutlich wird Dains Fanfiction mehr Hurt als Comfort 🥺💖

#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Dungeons n Monologues
#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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scienceywitch.bsky.social
Alles was nicht niet und nagelfest ist wird geschmuggelt

Eventuell auch queers unterm Rock

#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
wir haben 3 verschiedene flavors an dramatic horny monologues
#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
that scene backfired-
#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
wir sind gay okay, wir machen aus der +1 auf der einladung ne +2
#ImALoverNotAFighterPnP
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Tell me your pet's name in a GIF
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Roe /verzweifelt daran ihre Kiste über den Pier zu schieben, stemmt sich mit voller Kraft dagegen
Misery: "Hey brauchst du Hilfe?"
Roe: "Ja nö du kein Ding, alles tutti."
Misery /würfelt ne 3 auf Insight: "Oki :3" und läuft weiter
Roe: "Ob du den Arsch offen hast-"
#AugenVonAvernusDnD
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
sperlingskind.bsky.social
Alcasch: "Was hat dich dann hier in die Stadt geführt?"
Sahal: "Der Weg."
#AugenVonAvernusDnD
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Coo coo
We see two house sparrows drinking out of a puddle. The male says to the female: "Good puddle!" to which she replies "I love you but you have low standards". Pigeons arrive in the background, the female says "Ope! Here comes the herd" There is a long horizontal frame of the two sparrows in the midst of a bunch of pigeons cooing around them. The male then says "gentle giants" the female agrees "mhm" and then says "coo" and the male responds "haha. coo!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM