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I took down our pride flag to make room for Halloween decorations and our daughter picked it up and said "Oooooh, spooky!"
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I took down our pride flag to make room for Halloween decorations and our daughter picked it up and said "Oooooh, spooky!"
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My daughter put a little bucket on her head and kept saying "I'm the hat man" then was saying things were "for the hat man" and then unprompted said "I saw a ghost"
August 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My daughter put a little bucket on her head and kept saying "I'm the hat man" then was saying things were "for the hat man" and then unprompted said "I saw a ghost"
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
Nothing better than your toddler saying "I pooped" as soon as you get home from work.
January 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nothing better than your toddler saying "I pooped" as soon as you get home from work.
Full commitment when playing dentist
January 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Full commitment when playing dentist
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My daughter is only 2 years old and she's already mad her (play) phone doesn't fit in her pocket
December 22, 2024 at 4:04 PM
My daughter is only 2 years old and she's already mad her (play) phone doesn't fit in her pocket
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So he's like DEPRESSED depressed
Elon Musk, who has 11 kids, has played so many hours of Diablo 4 in the last month that he is the 19th-ranked player in the world (as measured by time to beat the hardest dungeon, known as Pit 150). Would require dozens or hundreds of hours of grinding www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
Elon Musk Says He’s A Global Top 20 ‘Diablo 4’ Player, And It’s Actually True
Elon Musk has revealed that he’s one of the top 20 Diablo 4 players in the world, a list which contains only two Americans.
www.forbes.com
November 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
So he's like DEPRESSED depressed
We had to say goodbye to our beloved cat Fred this morning. We had him for 14 and a half years. He was the best boy and his presence will be greatly missed in our house.
October 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
We had to say goodbye to our beloved cat Fred this morning. We had him for 14 and a half years. He was the best boy and his presence will be greatly missed in our house.
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Working for a tech startup means when you get fired it'll be in a conference room that looks like this
October 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Working for a tech startup means when you get fired it'll be in a conference room that looks like this
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #528,389!
September 18, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #528,389!
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Even if we didn't have oil in the real world if I were reading a fantasy book and the whole world was dependent on a thick black liquid that came form deep within the earth I would know that's gonna become a problem
September 13, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Even if we didn't have oil in the real world if I were reading a fantasy book and the whole world was dependent on a thick black liquid that came form deep within the earth I would know that's gonna become a problem
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Her neck fully craned, body twisted, reaching her arm back behind her to grab more penne noodles to stick in her mouth. Iconic. I love her
The problem with taking your toddler out to eat isn't just the general chaos. It's that they stare directly at the table you're trying to eavesdrop on.
July 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Her neck fully craned, body twisted, reaching her arm back behind her to grab more penne noodles to stick in her mouth. Iconic. I love her
The problem with taking your toddler out to eat isn't just the general chaos. It's that they stare directly at the table you're trying to eavesdrop on.
July 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The problem with taking your toddler out to eat isn't just the general chaos. It's that they stare directly at the table you're trying to eavesdrop on.
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When Kamala gets announced as the new candidate
July 3, 2024 at 12:26 AM
When Kamala gets announced as the new candidate
Fred made it through his surgery yesterday. His tests look better already. They're keeping him another night to babysit him.
April 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Fred made it through his surgery yesterday. His tests look better already. They're keeping him another night to babysit him.
My baby is having surgery today. Please send him all the love.
Hey everybody, Freddie is having surgery today on his gallbladder. If you could, please send him your love.
April 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
My baby is having surgery today. Please send him all the love.
It's Henry's birthday! 🎂 Happy birthday to the best partner/dad.
February 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
It's Henry's birthday! 🎂 Happy birthday to the best partner/dad.
Henry: We also got twizzlers if you want any.
My 15 year old cousin: That's an old person's candy.
Me: ....but it's pull n peel....
My 15 year old cousin: That's an old person's candy.
Me: ....but it's pull n peel....
January 16, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Henry: We also got twizzlers if you want any.
My 15 year old cousin: That's an old person's candy.
Me: ....but it's pull n peel....
My 15 year old cousin: That's an old person's candy.
Me: ....but it's pull n peel....
One of my presents this year was the new tiny plant Lego set and I loved making it.
December 26, 2023 at 11:12 PM
One of my presents this year was the new tiny plant Lego set and I loved making it.
Don't worry though, I passed at least three cupcake vending machines.
November 22, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Don't worry though, I passed at least three cupcake vending machines.
I went all the way to the other end of the airport to the one parent vending machine and no bottles in it. No space for bottles. Basically everything I saw in the regular shops plus Legos, pacifiers, and food pouches/snacks. How do they not even have a bottle?!
Flying with the baby for the first time and completely forgot to pack any bottles. I can't find anywhere in the airport to buy one. I'm about to lose it.
November 22, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I went all the way to the other end of the airport to the one parent vending machine and no bottles in it. No space for bottles. Basically everything I saw in the regular shops plus Legos, pacifiers, and food pouches/snacks. How do they not even have a bottle?!
Flying with the baby for the first time and completely forgot to pack any bottles. I can't find anywhere in the airport to buy one. I'm about to lose it.
November 22, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Flying with the baby for the first time and completely forgot to pack any bottles. I can't find anywhere in the airport to buy one. I'm about to lose it.