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Splag
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I got egg on me
Looks like the dull ache of hatred will be a permanent fixture for the coming years.
February 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hey at least that fuckhead who shot a kid in “self-defense” 35 years ago is dead now.
February 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fed
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well said, Horse Massacre.
January 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Webbon looks like something I’d start making in a character creator and get bored halfway through.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trans rights now and always, fix your hearts or die.
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I assume everything depicted in the TV show Due South was true
January 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gets me every time
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Yes Dan, it’s time for the big leagues
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
happy birthday to me (got on my first blocklist)
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Now I know what you're thinking... [unveils fresh Sonnenrad tattoo]... but actually,
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Pauline Oliveros knew what the fuck was up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I love it when I lose half my IQ with each successive bump of ketamine like Zeno’s Arrow and accidentally do a Sieg Heil in front of the world’s media
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A combined wealth of $886.4 billion dollars - more than the individual GDP of around 167 countries.
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That’s a spicy meatball
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As time drew inexorably on I came to realise that this is my favourite Portishead song.
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuck all fascists. Free Palestine.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why does this not have 10k likes
January 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How do you even breathe in a house like this
January 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Balatro purple stake run with Lucky Cat and Triboulet going like the clappers on lucky Kings/Queens using Brainstorm on Hanging Chad. If this sentence is meaningless to you I assure you that I’m talking about The Good Stuff.
January 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So many parts of Queer Eye seem redundant, lots of repetition. Is this what tv is now
January 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thank you David Lynch, for secrets and mysteries.
January 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cheating at poker with 500+ cards hidden in sleeve
January 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Superman secret identity is serving kent, or something
January 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Office radio playing absolute poison and my headphones are currently charging. next up songs from michael jackson and bruno mars. god send death
January 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM