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Splag
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I got egg on me
Looks like the dull ache of hatred will be a permanent fixture for the coming years.
February 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hey at least that fuckhead who shot a kid in “self-defense” 35 years ago is dead now.
February 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trans rights now and always, fix your hearts or die.
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I assume everything depicted in the TV show Due South was true
January 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gets me every time
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
happy birthday to me (got on my first blocklist)
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Now I know what you're thinking... [unveils fresh Sonnenrad tattoo]... but actually,
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Pauline Oliveros knew what the fuck was up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I love it when I lose half my IQ with each successive bump of ketamine like Zeno’s Arrow and accidentally do a Sieg Heil in front of the world’s media
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck all fascists. Free Palestine.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Balatro purple stake run with Lucky Cat and Triboulet going like the clappers on lucky Kings/Queens using Brainstorm on Hanging Chad. If this sentence is meaningless to you I assure you that I’m talking about The Good Stuff.
January 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So many parts of Queer Eye seem redundant, lots of repetition. Is this what tv is now
January 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thank you David Lynch, for secrets and mysteries.
January 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Superman secret identity is serving kent, or something
January 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Office radio playing absolute poison and my headphones are currently charging. next up songs from michael jackson and bruno mars. god send death
January 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
For centuries the moon has captured audiences,
January 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Has Kali Malone made a new album yet. I yearn.
January 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fuck Neil Gaiman. I wish death on Neil Gaiman.
January 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reading a lot of spooky short stories from the 19th century that all seem to boil down to “what if there was an invisible horse”
January 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fuck to the tech industry for bringing me into close contact with liberals among others
January 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dittman isn’t Musk according to The Spectator, a very normal publication.
January 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fuck off Richie Hawtin
January 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Splag
For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending.

(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Black stake win finally on Balatro. Good start to the year.
January 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Coming to the realisation that maybe I just enjoy running a Plex server more than watching films.
December 28, 2024 at 1:51 PM