James
@splinch.bsky.social
https://www.youtube.com/@Splinching
Am an blooskier
I reserve the right to change my mind.
Which good, because I probably will.
7 times a day.
Am an blooskier
I reserve the right to change my mind.
Which good, because I probably will.
7 times a day.
Pinned
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The idea of society I think. Is that everyone catches everyone else's blind spots. To deter risk to the collective.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
The idea of society I think. Is that everyone catches everyone else's blind spots. To deter risk to the collective.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The idea of society I think. Is that everyone catches everyone else's blind spots. To deter risk to the collective.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
Segregate yourselves and that can become: exploit blindspots instead.
You do not get to proclaim a oneness, then overly exclude.
Rock and Roll ☯️ ethics w/Splinch.
😎🎸
Be safe.
Maybe you just should.
Huh?
Before you spend your whole life bottling up all your emotions.
It's not saying rush into it, but; say what you gotta say the best you can.
o7
Huh?
Before you spend your whole life bottling up all your emotions.
It's not saying rush into it, but; say what you gotta say the best you can.
o7
Read My Lips (Dulsae Remix)
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January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Maybe you just should.
Huh?
Before you spend your whole life bottling up all your emotions.
It's not saying rush into it, but; say what you gotta say the best you can.
o7
Huh?
Before you spend your whole life bottling up all your emotions.
It's not saying rush into it, but; say what you gotta say the best you can.
o7
Not much, what's up with you
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Not much, what's up with you
It's not the Fire of London so...
Will anyone pick it up? Hmmm...
Maybe.
www.hounslow.gov.uk/news/article...
Will anyone pick it up? Hmmm...
Maybe.
www.hounslow.gov.uk/news/article...
Hounslow Councillors respond to news of a death following a fire at Meadowcroft sheltered accommodation – London Borough of Hounslow
Cllrs Rajawat and Sampson have released statements following the news that a woman has died following a fire in Chiswick.
www.hounslow.gov.uk
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
It's not the Fire of London so...
Will anyone pick it up? Hmmm...
Maybe.
www.hounslow.gov.uk/news/article...
Will anyone pick it up? Hmmm...
Maybe.
www.hounslow.gov.uk/news/article...
Happy Birthday Larry!
o7
o7
Larry the Cat, Chief Mouser at Downing Street, London, turns 19.
tribune.com.pk/story/258691...
tribune.com.pk/story/258691...
Britain’s most famous cat hits 19 as Larry’s long reign continues | The Express Tribune
Larry the cat marks his 19th birthday as the Downing Street resident is celebrated online for years of service widely
tribune.com.pk
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Happy Birthday Larry!
o7
o7
"Wah wah wah, the left/right divide..."
What divide? I'm sat in the middle of all you clowns.
All I see is humans.
And outrage merchants desperate for clicks.
What divide? I'm sat in the middle of all you clowns.
All I see is humans.
And outrage merchants desperate for clicks.
Read My Lips (Dulsae Remix)
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January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"Wah wah wah, the left/right divide..."
What divide? I'm sat in the middle of all you clowns.
All I see is humans.
And outrage merchants desperate for clicks.
What divide? I'm sat in the middle of all you clowns.
All I see is humans.
And outrage merchants desperate for clicks.
Somebody?
Like me?
catJam
Like me?
catJam
Spotify – Web Player
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January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Somebody?
Like me?
catJam
Like me?
catJam
One Last Dance
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January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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It's a thankless job.
Where's my crowd huh? Where's the champagne? Where are the Ferraris?
Smh.
Bop though.
🙏🤷♀️
Where's my crowd huh? Where's the champagne? Where are the Ferraris?
Smh.
Bop though.
🙏🤷♀️
Last Night a D.J. Saved My Life
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January 6, 2026 at 9:43 AM
It's a thankless job.
Where's my crowd huh? Where's the champagne? Where are the Ferraris?
Smh.
Bop though.
🙏🤷♀️
Where's my crowd huh? Where's the champagne? Where are the Ferraris?
Smh.
Bop though.
🙏🤷♀️
Classic gonzo
Behaviores Report: 95% Goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha clazzik)
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Classic gonzo
Country is shit broke that's what.
But tends to happen when an entire nation rips itself out of a decades long partnership with its largest trading partner.
All because what? Cameron had a paddy about it one afternoon?
But tends to happen when an entire nation rips itself out of a decades long partnership with its largest trading partner.
All because what? Cameron had a paddy about it one afternoon?
What's behind Starmer's notable shift on closer ties to Europe? - BBC News
Sir Keir Starmer has given details of his plans for a "Brexit reset". What could it mean for the UK?
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January 6, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Country is shit broke that's what.
But tends to happen when an entire nation rips itself out of a decades long partnership with its largest trading partner.
All because what? Cameron had a paddy about it one afternoon?
But tends to happen when an entire nation rips itself out of a decades long partnership with its largest trading partner.
All because what? Cameron had a paddy about it one afternoon?
Knock You Down
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January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Spotify – Web Player
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January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
They're not milestones to hit.
They are moments to arrive in.
When you see it on that track. You're just more. In the stream.
They are moments to arrive in.
When you see it on that track. You're just more. In the stream.
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
They're not milestones to hit.
They are moments to arrive in.
When you see it on that track. You're just more. In the stream.
They are moments to arrive in.
When you see it on that track. You're just more. In the stream.
long way 2 go
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January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Gizmo can you shut the fuck up?
We are doing a piece to cameruah
We are doing a piece to cameruah
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Gizmo can you shut the fuck up?
We are doing a piece to cameruah
We are doing a piece to cameruah
Ohh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this freedom. 🇺🇸
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Ohh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this freedom. 🇺🇸
Gotta be your own senpai
Coz then people look at your dumb ass like: Ohh damn, Splinch has they shit together
And is like, no
Don't anybody really have it together. They doing well maybe but... Having a handle on this whole life thing?
VR? Excellent idea bro.
open.spotify.com/track/5s5bDy...
Coz then people look at your dumb ass like: Ohh damn, Splinch has they shit together
And is like, no
Don't anybody really have it together. They doing well maybe but... Having a handle on this whole life thing?
VR? Excellent idea bro.
open.spotify.com/track/5s5bDy...
Memory Cassettes
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January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Gotta be your own senpai
Coz then people look at your dumb ass like: Ohh damn, Splinch has they shit together
And is like, no
Don't anybody really have it together. They doing well maybe but... Having a handle on this whole life thing?
VR? Excellent idea bro.
open.spotify.com/track/5s5bDy...
Coz then people look at your dumb ass like: Ohh damn, Splinch has they shit together
And is like, no
Don't anybody really have it together. They doing well maybe but... Having a handle on this whole life thing?
VR? Excellent idea bro.
open.spotify.com/track/5s5bDy...
Yo people sub to this, whauy?
Ugh, I just like being a bit femme with it aite. It's not like a whole JK thing.
Can't find much of her being an issue btw, whenever I look.
I just, she's a bit older. Clearly knows a thing or two about transfiguration ok, so...
Powerful witch 🩵
⚡
Ugh, I just like being a bit femme with it aite. It's not like a whole JK thing.
Can't find much of her being an issue btw, whenever I look.
I just, she's a bit older. Clearly knows a thing or two about transfiguration ok, so...
Powerful witch 🩵
⚡
Splinch
Am an youtoobor :)
⚡
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January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yo people sub to this, whauy?
Ugh, I just like being a bit femme with it aite. It's not like a whole JK thing.
Can't find much of her being an issue btw, whenever I look.
I just, she's a bit older. Clearly knows a thing or two about transfiguration ok, so...
Powerful witch 🩵
⚡
Ugh, I just like being a bit femme with it aite. It's not like a whole JK thing.
Can't find much of her being an issue btw, whenever I look.
I just, she's a bit older. Clearly knows a thing or two about transfiguration ok, so...
Powerful witch 🩵
⚡
I'm gunna unalive myself.
(I'm not, it's just fun to say)
😂
(I'm not, it's just fun to say)
😂
Closing Time (feat. Eliason)
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January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm gunna unalive myself.
(I'm not, it's just fun to say)
😂
(I'm not, it's just fun to say)
😂
But they're so nice!
They are. Well observed.
And your point is?
Ohh, they
They are. Well observed.
And your point is?
Ohh, they
Make Me Wanna Die
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January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
But they're so nice!
They are. Well observed.
And your point is?
Ohh, they
They are. Well observed.
And your point is?
Ohh, they