James
splinch.bsky.social
James
@splinch.bsky.social
Somebody?

Like me?

catJam
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January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
One Last Dance
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January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Waterfalls
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January 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
It's a thankless job.

Where's my crowd huh? Where's the champagne? Where are the Ferraris?

Smh.

Bop though.

🙏🤷‍♀️
Last Night a D.J. Saved My Life
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January 6, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Classic gonzo
Behaviores Report: 95% Goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha clazzik)
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Country is shit broke that's what.

But tends to happen when an entire nation rips itself out of a decades long partnership with its largest trading partner.

All because what? Cameron had a paddy about it one afternoon?
What's behind Starmer's notable shift on closer ties to Europe? - BBC News
Sir Keir Starmer has given details of his plans for a "Brexit reset". What could it mean for the UK?
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January 6, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Yo he updated this.

And I love it 🖤

Hope Nate is good

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Like This
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January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Knock You Down
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January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
They're not milestones to hit.

They are moments to arrive in.

When you see it on that track. You're just more. In the stream.
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
long way 2 go
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January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Gizmo can you shut the fuck up?

We are doing a piece to cameruah
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Ohh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this freedom. 🇺🇸
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Gotta be your own senpai

Coz then people look at your dumb ass like: Ohh damn, Splinch has they shit together

And is like, no

Don't anybody really have it together. They doing well maybe but... Having a handle on this whole life thing?

VR? Excellent idea bro.

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Memory Cassettes
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January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Senpai don't notice you, ever.

That's the gig.

But I wanna marry _ !

*Runs away with stremmer #424*
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Yo people sub to this, whauy?

Ugh, I just like being a bit femme with it aite. It's not like a whole JK thing.

Can't find much of her being an issue btw, whenever I look.

I just, she's a bit older. Clearly knows a thing or two about transfiguration ok, so...

Powerful witch 🩵
Splinch
Am an youtoobor :) ⚡
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January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I'm gunna unalive myself.

(I'm not, it's just fun to say)

😂
Closing Time (feat. Eliason)
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January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
But they're so nice!

They are. Well observed.

And your point is?

Ohh, they
Make Me Wanna Die
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January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Gonzo for PM

Protessional kitter 🙏
I refuse tobe pressured into making 'resolushuns" , thamk yuvarrymuch
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Hello!
Hi
Hai
Hello
Its me
Hellaw
Hai

😎💚
Take Me There
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January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Anyway
Death Valley
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December 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Listen to Metame by Splinch on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/o4x4i6cjlHle...

Arguing with yourself again Splinch?

Mmm...
Metame
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December 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bro fluent in yapanese
大展鴻圖(Blueprint Supreme)
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December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Well howdy now fellas, let's talk about this? Over a drink maybe?

Sure, I'm buying?

Umm...

Umm is right bro. Sit the fuck down.

*two in the hypothetical roof*

🤠
Kill You Off
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December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM