split (bibl binpan)
split.tokaite.io
split (bibl binpan)
@split.tokaite.io
i'm jaming. i'm jaming!!
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!

south dakota is dog shit sorry
there's a reason you can't buy gigabyte g24f2 monitors anymore
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i understand why they don't conceptually, but i really wish my company would just let me be a grody code gremlin and fix bugs that piss me off in some of our software when i find them

(note - I'm talking about real basic slapdick shit)
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
gnosia anime

the one complaint i have rn - and this is a very minor complaint! - is that it has not gotten across how absolutely terrifying Yuriko is basically 100% of the time
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...
Publisher says Valve rejected complaint about hateful Steam review: "'Has Muslims, not recommended' is literal racism, so there should be no conversation needed"
"I just don't know what to do about this"
www.gamesradar.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i wanted to get a domain name to mess around with some self-hosting stuff (not externally) and generally teach myself stuff

but this is an excellent side benefit
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I hope those kids treasure those memes and take the whimsy and memories of sillier times with them into adulthood like we did with Trogdor The Burninator, hope you keep referencing them in 20 years time kiddos
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"

But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"

Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
anyone have any recommendations for a domain registrar?
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i am going to point out once again that i think sega could print approximately a butt-ton of money by making project sekai mirage sessions
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my car is at 69969 miles
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i have seen so many goddamn shitty anime adaptations of things i like over the years, so

i cannot express how delighted i am that the gnosia adaptation is not just better than i expected, but better than i *hoped*, and people are fucking noticing that it's good
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i was excited about jellyfin for a day, and then i ran into multiple edge cases, culminating in "this documented feature actively doesn't work at all"

i am understanding why people pay for plex
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
there is a major hotel my employer works with that uses AI for their front desk/reception

after several attempts to try and get to a real person, the only way that we've found to consistently get out of the ai shit is to tell it that we're calling from the IRS about their tax returns
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
sometimes i consider writing a big thing on that one dude on wikipedia who's so weird about women in video games, but i'm not sure where i would post it

maybe as just a big long bsky thread
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ff1 lich is vulnerable to bring instakilled by QAKE, homeboy isn't even immune to his own element
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
you know, i did not know until today in umamusume that your pal cards can just decide to not show up for THE ENTIRE CAREER

guess how i found this out
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hitting someone with the polite version of "per my previous email, lmao no" is easily the highlight of my day
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
umamusume does the same thing that love live did that annoys me:

translating words as different words, when I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING WORDS IN ENGLISH

motherfucker don't translate taiki shuttle as saying "enormous", i just heard her say "so so big" with my EARS
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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lou bega doesn't know what instruments are
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i am really excited about the new, wild frontier meta in umamusume
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
cygames insisted i take a video under 20mb and send it to them, god i hope this is clear enough

i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
someone please tell me why umamusume lags on PC when you move the mouse, dependent on your FUCKING MOUSE'S POLLING RATE

but only if you don't run it as admin

WHY
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Coyote, for sure
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM