Nope. I’m not sure Stroud does either, for that matter.
Josh Allen really was the AFC’s last hope.
Josh Allen really was the AFC’s last hope.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Nope. I’m not sure Stroud does either, for that matter.
Josh Allen really was the AFC’s last hope.
Josh Allen really was the AFC’s last hope.
Ah yes, an inconceivably better Mind’s Desire. Perfect.
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ah yes, an inconceivably better Mind’s Desire. Perfect.
I hope you feel some paternal pride.
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I hope you feel some paternal pride.
I would rule no, it starts play already in the library and doesn’t “enter” it when a game begins.
As to the card itself: interesting effect. Needs to be white and a little more expensive, but seems ok to me. Even a “combo” of Rishidan Pawnshop and tutor/fetch doesn’t seem too broken.
As to the card itself: interesting effect. Needs to be white and a little more expensive, but seems ok to me. Even a “combo” of Rishidan Pawnshop and tutor/fetch doesn’t seem too broken.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I would rule no, it starts play already in the library and doesn’t “enter” it when a game begins.
As to the card itself: interesting effect. Needs to be white and a little more expensive, but seems ok to me. Even a “combo” of Rishidan Pawnshop and tutor/fetch doesn’t seem too broken.
As to the card itself: interesting effect. Needs to be white and a little more expensive, but seems ok to me. Even a “combo” of Rishidan Pawnshop and tutor/fetch doesn’t seem too broken.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
No tea
A splitting headache
No tea
A splitting headache
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Nothing
- You trigger this screen
- Nothing
- You trigger this screen
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
No tea
A splitting headache
No tea
A splitting headache
From the sounds of it, it seems more like a “No Homers Club”. Granted you’re not going to advertise heinous acts, but it’s probably just twelve guys having trips.
And maybe putting in good words for each other but that’s not much different from any other friend group.
And maybe putting in good words for each other but that’s not much different from any other friend group.
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
From the sounds of it, it seems more like a “No Homers Club”. Granted you’re not going to advertise heinous acts, but it’s probably just twelve guys having trips.
And maybe putting in good words for each other but that’s not much different from any other friend group.
And maybe putting in good words for each other but that’s not much different from any other friend group.
This is almost an actual card.
I’d add a final sentence: “If you do, exile Rerreating Maxful.” And then it’s perfect.
I’d add a final sentence: “If you do, exile Rerreating Maxful.” And then it’s perfect.
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This is almost an actual card.
I’d add a final sentence: “If you do, exile Rerreating Maxful.” And then it’s perfect.
I’d add a final sentence: “If you do, exile Rerreating Maxful.” And then it’s perfect.
The only thing more predictable is conservatives invoking God and the Bible to justify their political opinions.
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The only thing more predictable is conservatives invoking God and the Bible to justify their political opinions.
Switch target artifact or enchantment you control with a target artifact or enchantment target opponent controls.
If you do this, turn all creatures you control face down (they become 2/2 creatures and can be turned face up at any time for their mana cost).
If you do this, turn all creatures you control face down (they become 2/2 creatures and can be turned face up at any time for their mana cost).
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Switch target artifact or enchantment you control with a target artifact or enchantment target opponent controls.
If you do this, turn all creatures you control face down (they become 2/2 creatures and can be turned face up at any time for their mana cost).
If you do this, turn all creatures you control face down (they become 2/2 creatures and can be turned face up at any time for their mana cost).
I swear I’m going to dance in the funkin streets when that turd dies.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I swear I’m going to dance in the funkin streets when that turd dies.
It has a very very niche use in counter wars: cast this, then immediately put a desired instant on top of it, which makes it so that instant can’t be countered without discard.
Or you can just split second (shrug).
Or you can just split second (shrug).
January 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It has a very very niche use in counter wars: cast this, then immediately put a desired instant on top of it, which makes it so that instant can’t be countered without discard.
Or you can just split second (shrug).
Or you can just split second (shrug).
Crinishment, by Fyostoyevsky
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Crinishment, by Fyostoyevsky
Some years back I too dreamed I was a supervillain, head of a gang of supervillains (like the HIVE five). We actually successfully pulled off a bank heist, to boot.
Alas, I have no memory of what I wore, although the Gambit-like fellow on my team wore his typical trenchcoat.
Alas, I have no memory of what I wore, although the Gambit-like fellow on my team wore his typical trenchcoat.
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Some years back I too dreamed I was a supervillain, head of a gang of supervillains (like the HIVE five). We actually successfully pulled off a bank heist, to boot.
Alas, I have no memory of what I wore, although the Gambit-like fellow on my team wore his typical trenchcoat.
Alas, I have no memory of what I wore, although the Gambit-like fellow on my team wore his typical trenchcoat.
Good rewrite.
Not sure when I’d use the trigger though. Maybe if Sheoldred is in play?
Not sure when I’d use the trigger though. Maybe if Sheoldred is in play?
January 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Good rewrite.
Not sure when I’d use the trigger though. Maybe if Sheoldred is in play?
Not sure when I’d use the trigger though. Maybe if Sheoldred is in play?
Play this spell only before attackers are declared.
Up to 1 target creature gains -2/-0 until eot and attacks its controller in the next combat.
Kicker 3B: Before blockers are declared, the creature also deals damage equal to its CMC to random creature.
Up to 1 target creature gains -2/-0 until eot and attacks its controller in the next combat.
Kicker 3B: Before blockers are declared, the creature also deals damage equal to its CMC to random creature.
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Play this spell only before attackers are declared.
Up to 1 target creature gains -2/-0 until eot and attacks its controller in the next combat.
Kicker 3B: Before blockers are declared, the creature also deals damage equal to its CMC to random creature.
Up to 1 target creature gains -2/-0 until eot and attacks its controller in the next combat.
Kicker 3B: Before blockers are declared, the creature also deals damage equal to its CMC to random creature.
In principle we should be “separating the art from the artist”. If we allowed past attitudes to dictate what art is allowed a lot of amazing art would be lost.
But I can’t do that. Art is personal. It’s an inescapable reflection of the artist. As such I don’t feel the need for Cos again.
/3
But I can’t do that. Art is personal. It’s an inescapable reflection of the artist. As such I don’t feel the need for Cos again.
/3
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
In principle we should be “separating the art from the artist”. If we allowed past attitudes to dictate what art is allowed a lot of amazing art would be lost.
But I can’t do that. Art is personal. It’s an inescapable reflection of the artist. As such I don’t feel the need for Cos again.
/3
But I can’t do that. Art is personal. It’s an inescapable reflection of the artist. As such I don’t feel the need for Cos again.
/3
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that the rape charges saddened me, and made it so I could never hear his stuff again.
I also wonder how many Dilbert fans felt as I did when SA made his infamous “hate group” rant, or if they just shrugged their shoulders and let it pass.
/2
I also wonder how many Dilbert fans felt as I did when SA made his infamous “hate group” rant, or if they just shrugged their shoulders and let it pass.
/2
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that the rape charges saddened me, and made it so I could never hear his stuff again.
I also wonder how many Dilbert fans felt as I did when SA made his infamous “hate group” rant, or if they just shrugged their shoulders and let it pass.
/2
I also wonder how many Dilbert fans felt as I did when SA made his infamous “hate group” rant, or if they just shrugged their shoulders and let it pass.
/2
As a GenX kid, Bill Cosby *was* my childhood. I bought all his LP records (yup, LP records, you whippersnappers) and knew many of his routines by heart. The Cosby Show on TV solidified his place in my past. I genuinely found his stuff riotously funny.
/1
/1
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
As a GenX kid, Bill Cosby *was* my childhood. I bought all his LP records (yup, LP records, you whippersnappers) and knew many of his routines by heart. The Cosby Show on TV solidified his place in my past. I genuinely found his stuff riotously funny.
/1
/1
Empty words as long as she’s following the US path to power, which seems like what will happen.
“All the lies about 'drug trafficking', 'democracy', 'human rights'. They were the excuses. It was always about the oil."
Venezuelan President Delcy Rodriguez said the thing we've all been saying.
Venezuelan President Delcy Rodriguez said the thing we've all been saying.
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Empty words as long as she’s following the US path to power, which seems like what will happen.
Including the Costco tallow?
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Including the Costco tallow?
I guess the first ability is kind of okay if you have Luxior.
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I guess the first ability is kind of okay if you have Luxior.
Amazing!
Did you take the National Geographic girl as inspiration? The profile and expression seem very similar!
Did you take the National Geographic girl as inspiration? The profile and expression seem very similar!
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Amazing!
Did you take the National Geographic girl as inspiration? The profile and expression seem very similar!
Did you take the National Geographic girl as inspiration? The profile and expression seem very similar!