Máya
@sportylilmaya.bsky.social
Just a Mile High Peach who loves to cook and cheer for the Dawgs and the Falcons. 🔴⚫️
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The truth is I’m one of the most efficient cooks you’ll ever know.
My turkey is resting. My ham is glazing under the broiler. My sides are all done except for the mac n cheese because we all know she’s the star of the show. My table is set and the drinks are cold.
I’m not humble about this.
My turkey is resting. My ham is glazing under the broiler. My sides are all done except for the mac n cheese because we all know she’s the star of the show. My table is set and the drinks are cold.
I’m not humble about this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Know me!
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I’m nothing if not a high-achieving procrastinator!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m nothing if not a high-achieving procrastinator!
TRH is ALWAYS a good option!
Texas Roadhouse For The Win...I'm Stuffed 😮💨
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
TRH is ALWAYS a good option!
My hormones have been absolutely FUCKED this cycle!
Like…*flails arms* WHY AM I FEELING THESE THINGS?!
Like…*flails arms* WHY AM I FEELING THESE THINGS?!
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My hormones have been absolutely FUCKED this cycle!
Like…*flails arms* WHY AM I FEELING THESE THINGS?!
Like…*flails arms* WHY AM I FEELING THESE THINGS?!
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Grace is so important to sustain and maintain relationships.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Grace is so important to sustain and maintain relationships.
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Musketeers outta here!
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Musketeers outta here!
Headed home from a date with the hubs. Gonna make a cup of decaf and taste test the red velvet cake I made earlier.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Headed home from a date with the hubs. Gonna make a cup of decaf and taste test the red velvet cake I made earlier.
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“Sale of the year 20% off”
The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves
The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Sale of the year 20% off”
The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves
The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves
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Gentle reminder 📌
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gentle reminder 📌
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One of the WILDEST days in sports.
Happy anniversary to Malice at the Palace!
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One of the WILDEST days in sports.
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If MTG is remorseful for her role in creating the MAGA monster that she now claims she wants to bring down, good. She can spend the rest of her life proving it by doing the actual work.
The idea that the anyone she has harmed should "forgive" or "embrace" her in order for that to happen is asinine.
The idea that the anyone she has harmed should "forgive" or "embrace" her in order for that to happen is asinine.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If MTG is remorseful for her role in creating the MAGA monster that she now claims she wants to bring down, good. She can spend the rest of her life proving it by doing the actual work.
The idea that the anyone she has harmed should "forgive" or "embrace" her in order for that to happen is asinine.
The idea that the anyone she has harmed should "forgive" or "embrace" her in order for that to happen is asinine.
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Nobody tells you about the work it takes to get out of survival mode.
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nobody tells you about the work it takes to get out of survival mode.
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Top 10 pick
This fucking franchise, man
This fucking franchise, man
When Penix does return, he will be 26 and coming off five season-ending injuries.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. to undergo season-ending surgery for partially torn ACL
The injury continues a troubling trend of knee ailments that dates back to college.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Top 10 pick
This fucking franchise, man
This fucking franchise, man
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Wompity, womp, womp. Our boycott continues.
Target may have hit rock bottom | CNN Business
Target’s problems are intensifying.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wompity, womp, womp. Our boycott continues.
Another day, another set of hives bc of an unknown allergy 🫠 Can’t wait for my latest prick test this afternoon 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Another day, another set of hives bc of an unknown allergy 🫠 Can’t wait for my latest prick test this afternoon 🙃
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Yes for me
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yes for me
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UGA game ended in a dub just as the cake finished cooling and the glaze finished resting by!
Talk nice to me, I’m one of God’s favorites!
Talk nice to me, I’m one of God’s favorites!
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
UGA game ended in a dub just as the cake finished cooling and the glaze finished resting by!
Talk nice to me, I’m one of God’s favorites!
Talk nice to me, I’m one of God’s favorites!
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I respect the hell out of how much Kirby hates Sark
That was the first onside kick of Kirby Smart’s tenure, per the school’s communications team.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I respect the hell out of how much Kirby hates Sark
OMFG AN ONSIDE KICK!!
LFG!!! 🔴⚫️🐶
LFG!!! 🔴⚫️🐶
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
OMFG AN ONSIDE KICK!!
LFG!!! 🔴⚫️🐶
LFG!!! 🔴⚫️🐶
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Silence is my answer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Silence is my answer.