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Backroad Bill🌴 @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 2h

White lady at work: "…sumn sumn sumn he’s a yn"

Me coming around the corner: "what do you mean by that?"

Her: "I’m sorry"

Now everybody uncomfortable lol. I’ll be that guy every time. Idc.

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 3h

😍

Rhy Rhy the Undefeated @rhylikethebread.blacksky.app · 3h

Needed to see this. 💗🫶🏿🥹

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 3h

They were close by and I was ready to go.

Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 3h

Mistakes were made.

Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 4h

The Eagles, Phillies, and Flyers lost yesterday.

My adoptive sports city got their asses handed to them.

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Friiiiiiiiday!!!
We made it pals!! 🙌🏽

Its cool crisp autumn 🍂 morning. I have on a hoodie. I prayed for times like this! 🙌🏽

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 4h

Happy Friday!

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 4h

Noted! 😂😂

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

His step-mom offered me a Valium. I almost accepted it.

She kinda reminds me of the mom from the latest season of White Lotus.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Indefinitely.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

They were so cool about it. His dad threw on his best dad fit and came and got him. Our next meeting is gonna be one for the books.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Dammit, man.

Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 5h

Its so many mediocre looking people dropping their kids off.

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[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 5h

Turn it on and cut it off.

Leeloo Multipass @tiatalks.bsky.social · 5h

Do y’all ‘turn’ the heat on or do you ‘cut’ it on???

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Buddy was done! Can’t wait to give him shit in our next meeting.

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Sis. Petty Shabazz @deelo502.bsky.social · 5h

Worked in Emergency Medicine years ago, our shift went to a karaoke spot after work. Girl was OVER VIBING. We called her parents. Had her sloppy ass sitting in a chair on the curb when they got there. They were so embarrassed.

Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Okay so long story short, I went out for drinks with a coworker last night and had to call his parents to come get him.

Moral of the story, don’t drink with me if you can’t.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Right! Exactly! They raised you. Let them deal with your drunk ass. Me & my conscious going home.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

He stepmom offered me a Valium. She be sick of his shit. 😂😂😂😂

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

😂😂

They were sweet and thought the whole thing was funny. They were cool about it.

Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

I knew from our conversations that his parents lived near the restaurant (he lives further away).

So I called them and said this man can’t drive home. His dad took him & his stepmom drove his car home.

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 5h

Okay so long story short, I went out for drinks with a coworker last night and had to call his parents to come get him.

Moral of the story, don’t drink with me if you can’t.

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Miyahec91 @miyahec.bsky.social · 23h

Gov. Moore announces launch of Federal Shutdown Loan Program search.app/BzwtQ

Gov. Moore announces launch of Federal Shutdown Loan Program

Gov. Wes Moore announced the launch of the Maryland Department of Labor's Federal Shutdown Loan Program on Monday.The program will aim to provide financial supp

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 23h

Unless Lionel Richie died, and Stevie Wonder went to the upper room, and Mariah Carey hands broke, and....

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 4d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 1d

I’m perimenopausal.

The Only Roo @freeroo.blacksky.app · 1d

What does the outside temperature have to be for you to turn on your heat?

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 1d

They gave me NOTHING to work with!

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Alovelydai™️ @alovelydai.blacksky.app · 1d

I’m responding to everything going forward with, “My doctor says I need to reduce my stress.”

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