mellie. 🎄
@msmeetoo.bsky.social
Certified Yapper • Midwestern Mami • Plant Lady • EXTRAvert • WNBA Fan Girl • Lipstick Junkie • Selfie Queen
I am successful birthday drunk.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I am successful birthday drunk.
I’m definitely going away for my birthday next year.
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m definitely going away for my birthday next year.
43.
Cheers to the adventures this new chapter will bring. More blessings, lessons, and love.
Happy birthday to me.🥂🩷✨
Cheers to the adventures this new chapter will bring. More blessings, lessons, and love.
Happy birthday to me.🥂🩷✨
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
43.
Cheers to the adventures this new chapter will bring. More blessings, lessons, and love.
Happy birthday to me.🥂🩷✨
Cheers to the adventures this new chapter will bring. More blessings, lessons, and love.
Happy birthday to me.🥂🩷✨
Speaking of birthday surprises… 😂🥳
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Speaking of birthday surprises… 😂🥳
The sun is trying to come out a little bit. A nice birthday surprise.✨✨
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The sun is trying to come out a little bit. A nice birthday surprise.✨✨
*does The Hustle* 🎂🥳🎁
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
*does The Hustle* 🎂🥳🎁
It’s my birthday eve and I’m tipsy dinnabitch at Cooper’s Hawk.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s my birthday eve and I’m tipsy dinnabitch at Cooper’s Hawk.
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Keith Lee named 'creator of the year' at first-ever US TikTok awards reut.rs/44DF7Sp
Keith Lee named 'creator of the year' at first-ever US TikTok awards
Content creators across dance, music, sports, fashion, entertainment and education gathered in Hollywood on Thursday for the first U.S. TikTok Awards, featuring Labubu dolls launched from a T-shirt cannon, a giant selfie challenge, skits, and viral moment reenactments.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Keith Lee named 'creator of the year' at first-ever US TikTok awards reut.rs/44DF7Sp
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
M A G A ages you, baybeh. He looks terrible.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
M A G A ages you, baybeh. He looks terrible.
The alt text 😂😂😂😂😂
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The alt text 😂😂😂😂😂
I miss singing and cutting a fool with my frens.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I miss singing and cutting a fool with my frens.
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Baby this is my kind of hooting and hollering!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Baby this is my kind of hooting and hollering!!!
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This post is specifically about Black gymbros and the brand of Christianity that they are portraying online is VERY different than traditional Black Christian norms. The songs/phrases/words/churches that they're at are all very white evangelical (even if it's under the guise of being multicultural)
The gym bro influencer to "Christian" content creator pipeline is so interesting to see
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This post is specifically about Black gymbros and the brand of Christianity that they are portraying online is VERY different than traditional Black Christian norms. The songs/phrases/words/churches that they're at are all very white evangelical (even if it's under the guise of being multicultural)
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I'd like to sue this country for false advertisement
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'd like to sue this country for false advertisement
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Some of my best work to date.
I revisit the “Couldn’t be me” rant that @msmeetoo.bsky.social let loose some years back about once a year.
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some of my best work to date.
I was really fiscally responsible all year… just to completely lose my mind in the month of December.
Big retail therapy energy.
Big retail therapy energy.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I was really fiscally responsible all year… just to completely lose my mind in the month of December.
Big retail therapy energy.
Big retail therapy energy.
y’all are so horny my god. i didn’t think y’all could out-horny yourselves on The Bird but here we are 😂😂
a green penguin is spraying water on a blue penguin 's face
ALT: a green penguin is spraying water on a blue penguin 's face
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December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
y’all are so horny my god. i didn’t think y’all could out-horny yourselves on The Bird but here we are 😂😂
Pattern’s Strong Hold Gel is still the GOAT styling product for me but Fenty Hair has some good stuff.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Pattern’s Strong Hold Gel is still the GOAT styling product for me but Fenty Hair has some good stuff.
Between Fenty Beauty, Fenty Skin, and now Fenty Hair… I give that Avon Lady all of my little money.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Between Fenty Beauty, Fenty Skin, and now Fenty Hair… I give that Avon Lady all of my little money.